David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNew

What is the deal with Ryan Seacrest and his Skanky New Show?? ~ Bitten and Bound

Any Takers for Sexy Megan Fox Pics? ~ Hollywire

Kate Walsh Separates From Hubby of One Year ~ Hot Momma Gossip

Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

Ah yes, this is what happened when you are just THAT big and famous and have a million different people working for you and taking care of all of your little details. Brad Pitt is seen here attending the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ and it may be that he has been so busy promoting his new movie that he missed the day that ‘They’ went public with a wedding announcement. Was there a Pittlet family summit that Brad missed in all his own hubballoo? With so many rumors in the mix about the Jolie-Pitt clan, between the Shiloh kidnapping plots, Zahara’s birth mother surfacing in order to promote her pickle stand, and the photo-shopped smiles of the twins, it can be hard to tell the difference between fact and fiction when your family is that big and you are that famous. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair however, Angelina told a cute story about how the Pittlet kids were pestering their parents to get married after watching the Shrek movie. She said they see movies and start asking questions like, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you aren’t?’ And Daddy Brad may have been gone that day, as when he was asked about the incident by Access Hollywood, he had no clue what Maria Menounos was talking about and said ‘You know more than I do’ until he heard the whole story. At which point he said ‘Oh ok then, it must be true’. Shame on daddy Pitt! This is no rumor about Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy, dear, this is real life! But when asked if he is going to be settling down any time soon, he is as elusive as ever. He says the idea of marriage hasn’t helped or hindered us at this time, and that there may be a time when we feel it is more important. So well, who knows. And who cares really, in this day and age it hardly matters. And besides, if these two ever do split up, it will be ugly, whether they are married or not.

You would never guess this girl was pushing 40, and she is still at the top of her game. In fact, because she IS pushing 40, she has to really step it up when it comes to rising above the younger generation of Hollywood girls who no doubt have a higher metabolism. Not that Jennifer Aniston needs to worry about metabolism, as in a recent cover spread for GQ magazine, she bares it all in a racy ‘tie only’ cover shot and a very revealing interview. For her cover, Jennifer put on a necktie and left the rest in the hamper to address the public with the fact that she has still got it, and heck, maybe even be getting hotter with age. She also dished with GQ on the things we all want to know about – the Angelina thing, the Mayer thing, the all of it. To start off, she sets the record straight about her pregnancy that never was. No, she is not pregnant, and she has not proposed to him, or accepted his proposal at all. She describes their relationship though as extraordinary. She hardly knew him at all when she met him, outside of what the rest of the world knew, but was pleasantly surprised to learn what a fabulous musician he really is. As far as Angelina is concerned? She quips, oh yes, we all go the Hamptons for the weekends together. Well, that’s not entirely improbable. If you believe that hell could actually freeze over in our generation of global warming. I don’t know what is less easy to picture – Jennifer and the Pittlets in the Hamptons TOGETHER, or Angelina in the Hamptons at ALL. She just doesn’t strike me as the yuppy tennis whites kinda girl, does she? But Jennifer is as elusive does and says very little about her personal life which is of no surprise. But she will talk a storm about her work. She is currently working on a film called ‘Pumas’, which is being described as a female version of Wedding Crashers and involves ‘two aspiring cougars’. Jennifer is the last person I could refer to with calmness as a ‘cougar’ but the age would fit, wouldn’t it. About the film, Jennifer says:

“It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what’s been ironic is how hard it’s been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They’d want to change it; they’re saying, ‘Oh, you can’t do that.’ But look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine,” she says. “There are too many movies out there that don’t empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that’s not my favorite theme.

I think fans of Jennifer Aniston would be happy to see her in anything, be that empowering or no, so we look forward to seeing that in the future. And while you are waiting, you can check out her GQ issue when it hits the stands December 23.

Photo: Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com

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The fabulous Kate Hudson is seen here with the almost as fabulous Anne Hathaway as the two film scenes for their movie ‘Bride Wars’. As you can imagine by the title, the movie is about a bridely situation where two best friends, Anne and Kate inadvertently book their wedding for the same day. And both of these actresses have had quite the time of it in terms of their personal lives so perhaps they were able to use that to add some angst to their characters. Anne was engaged to a con artist and endured a very public breakup, and you know, when breakups involve the FBI it can never be a good thing. When they involve the FBI and the media, you have to know there will be some bitterness to contend with. As for Kate, well, she has pretty much dated everyone in Hollywood at least once, and many of them she’s taken a second hit at, and she also has experience in the marriage realm through former husband Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson. You would think that both of these women would be a little bitter about marriage, but Anne insists that she still has the ideal of the fairy tale romance and still wants to ‘have it all’ one day. Kate on the other hand says that she highly doubts she will ever take that stroll down the aisle again. She says she really can’t say 100% but that she doubts it and that ‘it depends on who you end up with’. Uh yeah, do you think? I mean, ending up with the ‘right’ person is kind of *the point* of marriage is it not? Kate was married in 2000 but divorced her husband in 2007 and the two share a four year old son Ryder. Nonetheless, though Kate has some not so great thoughts about marriage, she has nothing but great things to say about her ex husband Chris.

I don’t regret a second of my marriage. Thank God for Chris. He made me partly who I am. We had a great time. We love each other deeply. We have an amazing son.

But if she ever did meet that elusive One, does Kate think she would change anything? Yes, she’d go on a honeymoon. Last time she got married she didn’t get to go on one because it was Christmas and she had to go to work. But that’s the only thing she would change. Maybe that and actually finding the right guy this time.

Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

Britney Spears Circus Debuts at Numero UNO ~ Bitten and Bound

Pam Anderson Gets Caught With Her Pants Off ~ Hollywire

Ricky Martin Twins Cover Hola! ~ Hot Momma Gossip

Goffredo Crollalanza, PacificCoastNews.com

Lindsay Lohan is seen here leaving home and on her way to the Beverly Medical Center to get attention to what looks like a bruise on her left hand. And, Lilo has been getting some heat lately, or at least her relationship with her girlfriend Sam Ronson has been as a lot of squabbling and couples counselling has been in the reports these days. And interestingly enough, Lilo is generally followed by a throng of paps so on this day, some of the media managed to get a shot of her recycling bin only to see what appeared to be a broken plate. Hmmm….Could a broken plate be symbolic of trouble in paradise? Or could a broken plate be really just that, a broken plate? Well, we won’t make too much of THAT, but we will make a bit of the fact that Lindsay was seen in public getting a little too cosy with a former friend, Sean Penn. Yes, the word ‘nuzzled’ was used, whatever that means. Lindsay, who is 22, and Sean, or is more than twice that age, are old time friends. They used to party together during Lilo’s nasty days when she was sobriety challenged. Her other entourage at the time included the likes of Tim Robbins and Jude Law, and before arriving in New York from Los Angeles, Lilo let her friends know she was heading over to **** Jude Law. Nice! Should we take a break so we can all go have a shower? Guess Jude wasn’t around, so she set her sights on Sean, and though we don’t know if it went any further than nuzzling, do you think this may be related to the broken plate? Hmmm….Sean is of course still married to Robin Wright Penn, so maybe even there are a few broken plates around the Penn household as a result. And by all looks, Lilo is still living with Sam so may still be committed to that relationship. Or, at least committed to blogging about it on MySpace. Enter the most recent journaling:

all in all-[the paparazzi] should just stop asking altogether [where Sam is], once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably…”

Thanks for the warning Linds. I will start boning up on my Lohanese so I’ll know what the heck you’re talking about when that day comes.