John and Jennifer did WHAAATT Together??

Photograph: © Justin Campbell, PacificCoastNews.com

Ah yes, the couple that is John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston…a story that is getting a little long winded, no? But if they are still going strong, there must be something to it, because those on again off again things usually mean true love for the pair. Just ask Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson. (we’re still waiting for the update on their latest on again stint) And here is Player Mayer touching down at JFK in New York City from a whirlwind back and forth east/west coast holiday thing. John showed up in New York on New Year’s Even just for Jennifer Aniston, to keep her company while she premieres and promotes her new movie ‘Marley and Me’ in New York City. Ah, the things that couples do for each other. And now they are making cheese together. That’s right, cheese in the this is officially *too much* kind of way. Seems they are not quite ready to take the plunge of living together, having a baby or getting married, but they ARE committed enough to each other to make a song together. Ugh. Most of us know Jennifer Aniston as a talented comic actress and accomplished sun tanner. But it seems your favourite Friend has a hidden talent: poet! And what do you get when you put together a poet and a musician? Ah yes…you’re getting it. After she wrote a heartfelt love poem for boyfriend John Mayer, the Starbucks-friendly rocker set Jen’s words of goo to music. He performed it for her during their trip to Cabo over New Year’s Eve and she broke down in tears. Much like the rest of us. And while she may be bringing up tears, you have to wonder what the rest of us are bringing up. And here is the next great love song of our time:

Lucky in love, lucky in love,
Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me
Didn’t forget me
Now you’re alongside me
You’ve brought luck to love
I’ve been hit by a truck in love.

Well! Um… “a truck in love” is a very original way to phrase something. It does rely on a line Jen used in her Oprah interview: “I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love.” I really hope Jen did write this though, because then maybe there are others. I, for one, would enjoy a mournful, moody ballad with the rhyming of Mayer and Player…

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