So Paris Hilton is An Artist Now
PacificCoastNews.com
Yes, that sound you here as this post loads is the sound of laughter everywhere. Yes, it’s true that in this tight economy even Paris Hilton is looking for work. And since she is getting the boot just about everywhere, it looks like she has been left to her own devices when it comes to finding work. That’s right, Paris Hilton left to her own devices can be a scary thought. And this one will make you giggle. With no employment on the horizon, and her social invites coming to a screeching halt, Paris Hilton has decided that she is going to be an artist to bring in a few extra bucks. And the exhibit may just be the most inspiring crayon unicorns of the artistic season. And in case you are confused, it is a visual artist that Paris wishes to make herself, or…has made herself, it is hard to tell. Can you picture her with the easel and color palette? Uh no. The beret yes, but the rest of it? Nope. But any serious Paris follower knows that she has a flair for the arts, but until now that has only included her cutting pictures of herself out of tabloids and Elmer Gluing them into her fave scrapbooks. So how lucky are we, the citizens of the world, that she has been asked to show a collection of ‘Her Work’ for an exhibit? Or should we ask, how desperate is said gallery for new material that they’ve asked PARIS HILTON to debut an artistic collection? She is hoping her show will be put together for next year, and has dedicated a whole room in her house where she says she ‘likes to paint’. You will note that most artists don’t ever refer to their ‘painting room’ but more often to ‘their studio’, but not this girl. What do you think we can expect from Ms. Hilton? Well, she once wanted to be President too, so maybe her latent dreams of saving the world will manifest themselves into a big ol’ Pink White House. Or visions of sugar plums and tinkerbells and pink puppies hiding in purses everywhere? What could possibly inspire this girl? Well, stay tuned to find out. Or, wait till she gets tired of THIS dream, and then you’ll hear what else she has up her sleeve.
