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This Just In. Amy Winehouse Saves Drowning Lady. WHAT? ~ Bitten and Bound

Sarah Larson Has Some New Eye Candy on her Arm. And He’s YOUNG. ~ Hollywire

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There is another Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson rumor coming out (no pun intended) every week it seems. It seems that they have been ‘taking it to the next level’ for about a million years now. This time, the ‘next level’ that they’ve taken appears to be a joint back account, and Lindsay has taken the initiative on this one to prove to Samantha that she is committed to the relationship. What, does this mean that all the dish breaking and public name calling is indicative that in fact Lindsay hasn’t been committed to the relationship until now? But hm, given that Lindsay is the obvious breadwinner here, her initiating a joint bank account may just well be almost as good as a marriage proposal. But as you can expect, she is taking baby steps, and not full leaps towards this big endeavour. Lindsay earns millions per flick, and about $250,000 per episode of Ugly Betty, and so her assets are pretty significant. But she’s only putting her earnings from Ugly Betty into the cookie jar, which leaves a whole lot left in her own name. If you ask me, it’s a smart move. And, this joint account may not be about the relationship ‘level’ at all. It sounds like Samantha has been forking over a lot of cash for all of their countless romantic getaways. Yes, Samantha may not be raking in millions per gig, but she does have a hefty price for her high demand DJ sets that have her jet setting all over the world to perform high profile gigs for this that and the other celebrity. And she seems to have been the one that has been spending the dough on getaways that are supposed to be cementing their relationship. What is this, has Samantha been trying to buy Lindsay’s love? Sources say yes!

Sam’s very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this. Sam is completely disinterested in shopping and things, whereas Lindsay loves to spend and always says she wants to be as rich as possible.

It almost sounds like it, as Lindsay’s step to open up the joint account and dump her Betty earnings into it is a means of paying her back, and not about commitment like it may seem. But the bank account may come in handy, given that on a recent DJ set in Dubai, one which Lindsay attended with Sam for support, the two fell in love with the city and jointly purchased a property in Dubai’s exclusive Palm Island development. So, whatever the reasons for the joint bank account, with joint assets, this couple is definitely making designs on a more committed relationship, whatever that is in their world.

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Yes, that sound you here as this post loads is the sound of laughter everywhere. Yes, it’s true that in this tight economy even Paris Hilton is looking for work. And since she is getting the boot just about everywhere, it looks like she has been left to her own devices when it comes to finding work. That’s right, Paris Hilton left to her own devices can be a scary thought. And this one will make you giggle. With no employment on the horizon, and her social invites coming to a screeching halt, Paris Hilton has decided that she is going to be an artist to bring in a few extra bucks. And the exhibit may just be the most inspiring crayon unicorns of the artistic season. And in case you are confused, it is a visual artist that Paris wishes to make herself, or…has made herself, it is hard to tell. Can you picture her with the easel and color palette? Uh no. The beret yes, but the rest of it? Nope. But any serious Paris follower knows that she has a flair for the arts, but until now that has only included her cutting pictures of herself out of tabloids and Elmer Gluing them into her fave scrapbooks. So how lucky are we, the citizens of the world, that she has been asked to show a collection of ‘Her Work’ for an exhibit? Or should we ask, how desperate is said gallery for new material that they’ve asked PARIS HILTON to debut an artistic collection? She is hoping her show will be put together for next year, and has dedicated a whole room in her house where she says she ‘likes to paint’. You will note that most artists don’t ever refer to their ‘painting room’ but more often to ‘their studio’, but not this girl. What do you think we can expect from Ms. Hilton? Well, she once wanted to be President too, so maybe her latent dreams of saving the world will manifest themselves into a big ol’ Pink White House. Or visions of sugar plums and tinkerbells and pink puppies hiding in purses everywhere? What could possibly inspire this girl? Well, stay tuned to find out. Or, wait till she gets tired of THIS dream, and then you’ll hear what else she has up her sleeve.

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Jennifer Aniston is very busy these days doing the promotional circuit for her latest comedy ‘Marley and Me’ and has been seen on every talk show both day and night as she jet sets all over the world dishing about her latest film. And though she doesn’t really look like she is about to retire any time soon, Jennifer is doing what many actresses in her shoes do when they begin to reach a maturity in Hollywood that lends themselves more towards ‘mom’ type roles rather than sexy starlet. Unlike other starlets that are launching fragrance lines or clothing labels, Jennifer is considering owning her own restaurant. And this is no new dream of Jennifer’s, in fact, if she hadn’t gone into acting, it’s what she would have done anyway. Jennifer has always wanted to own her own restaurant, and wants to actually open a Greek restaurant if she ever makes the leap. Her father of course is Greek-American, and she loves the idea of opening her own eatery and catering foods that she has grown to love. And if she does, this is something that she would be doing as a means of following in her family’s foot steps.

I always thought it would be fun to own a restaurant. My family is Greek, and many of them own restaurants and coffee shops. I make a mean baklava with my grandmother’s recipe so I thought that could have worked out for me.

Jennifer Aniston making a mean baklava? Wow! There does not seem to be any end to this woman’s many talents, does there? However, don’t expect to be eating Jennifer’s own baklava any time soon. With two films due out in 2009, she’s going to be busy for at least a little while. The long anticipated ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ is due out in theatres next month and will showcase her proficient talent along with her other talented co-stars Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johansson, and Drew Barrymore. And if you ever wondered just what makes Jennifer SO successful? She recently told Cosmopolitan magazine that she chalks it all up to some harsh criticism she received when she was first starting out.

I had a Russian acting coach when I was at the New York High School of Performing Arts who told me I was a disgrace to the Moscow theatre. Ever since then I’ve wanted to prove him wrong. I’ve never really had my eye on the prize, though I’ve just wanted to enjoy the passage of time.

And just how many times do you think that meanie of an acting coach has bragged about the fact that he once taught Jennifer Aniston? Oh I’m sure, but you know what they say, revenge is the best medicine. Or something.

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We have seen this girl move uphill to the top of the charts and then downhill to the top of the headlines with mental health concerns that lead to an absolute upheaval in her life where she lost just about everything. There was a time when nobody thought Britney would be able to make it back, and once she lost custody of her children it seemed like her demise was set in stone. But Britney wouldn’t let us think that for long, as this year she has made a comeback like nobody expected. Gone are the days where she has to count weeks before she gets minutes with her babies, or count pennies as she takes an allotted $1500 weekly allowance as doled out by her father and conservator of her estate, Jamie Spears. This week Britney proved that she is back in charge with her life as she has recently gone above her $1500 weekly allowance to purchase a home to the tune of $9 million dollars. And the fancy digs you see here are not her new home, but rather the humble abode she has leased while she waits for her new home to be built very close by. The new leased home is called the Chateau Suenos, and is being leased by Britney for a cool $19,000 a month while her new home is being built. Britney’s new home is not expected to begin construction for at least another year as she goes through the planning, development, and contracting of the home, but this one will ‘do for now’. It is a 10,300 square foot home in The Oaks development which is a gated community that will ensure her privacy. Included in her little rental are an Art Theater, Wine Cellar, Elevator, Grand Master Suite, Full Guest House, Garage with underground Auto Lift, Sparkling Pool with Mosaic Tiled Infinity Spa, and impeccably landscaped grounds to name just a few amenities. Britney has already started moving into her new home, and has been seen toting toys and children items into the home as it is presumed that her babies Sean Preston who is 3, and Jayden James who is 2 will be spending more time with her. About the move we see a new Britney, the mom we grew to love once upon a time, and it is not her chart topping hits or her fabulous comeback that makes her beam, it is her boys.

I just took my babies to our new home, and they loved it! I can’t wait to move in!

And, as she settles into her new temporary digs, she is working on selling her current six bedroom, six bathroom Los Angeles home for approximately $8.8 million dollars. The reason she chose a home outside of L.A.? She wanted a neighborhood such as a gated community that was more quiet and less trafficked by paps and fans. She wanted something more accessible to parks and recreation locales for her little ones. And pretty impressive as well I might add. It sounds like Britney is just checking things off her list left right and center when it comes to coming back with a vengeance!

Juan Soliz, PacificCoastNews.com

Check out Sienna Miller In l Her Drunky Glory ~ Bitten and Bound

Amanda Bynes Out and About With her New Man in Bev Hills ~ Hollywire