Maniston Calls it Quits for REAL This Time.
PacificCoastNews.com
Well there are two thoughts that may cross one’s mind with that headline. The first will be, is it even true? The second will be, probably, but how long will THIS one last. I can’t answer either of those questions for you, but what I can say is that with this one, we still don’t know the why’s behind it. Just last month Jennifer and John Mayer were seen all googly beared with each other at the Academy Awards, so you have to know that something big has gone down if they’ve un-attached themselves from each others hips. Maybe John John just wanted his Oscar invite and then waited a polite amount of obligatory time before he gave her the ol’ see ya, lady. Or perhaps a Dear John letter was in the works and Jennifer just gritted through the Oscars and the Brad/Angelina rumors that milled around it, used him as her shoulder to lean on and…then…waited a polite amount of obligatory time before she started scrawling ‘Dear John,’. But yes, if yesterday you were only able to be guaranteed in life were death and taxes, today you can add a third to the list, death, taxes, and breakup rumors. One rumor floating around, and this is the kind that John likes, is that he did the heaving. After she returned home from her press tour in Europe for Marley and Me, there were apparently some disagreements that led to the end. But her side is saying nothing but ‘she’s happy’. And just this past Saturday she proved that, the same way she did last time, by hanging out with her bestie Courteney Cox and ‘a male friend’ for dinner at the Sunset Tower. Male friend? Is that what we’re calling David now? In the meantime, John is staying under wraps at his in home studio as he records his next album ‘I am SOOOOOO Over Her’. Because we know just why he got the Player Mayer title. He’s infamously noted for his string along with Jessica Simpson with reports on that relationship being that they also broke up several times….twelve, actually. Yes, twelve. (and Jessica wonders why we make fun of her? So what’s the story with the Manistons? Breakup or publicity ploy? I don’t like to think that Jen is a diabolical puppet master who manipulates the media, because if so she really should have done something about the past million Life & Style covers, but what convenient timing that these two are done just as Jen is home from meeting the British press, the gossipiest gossips that ever did goss. If you want to be cynical about it, you could see the whole thing as a big smokescreen to keep reporters from needling her about her lonely life in comparison to the Brangelina Family Jamboree. I don’t want to believe that, but if you do, please, by all means.
