Is Jen Having Second Thoughts About John John?
Photograph: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com
Doncha just wanna say at this point that Jennifer, when the horse is dead, the horse is dead. Stop kicking it. Stop beating it. Stop touching it. Stop calling it. Stop thinking about it. Dead horse. Dead. This is the only word that I can come up with as far as the never ending saga between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is concerned, and yet we keep hearing about it. Is this a couplehood destined to work and this is why we keep hearing about it? Or is this just another case of two people who don’t know how to move on? Who knows. At any rate, here we have Jennifer Aniston looking particularly contemplative on the set of her latest film “The Baster”. In this film Jennifer plays an unmarried 40 year old woman, ironically enough. This woman is so desperate to have a child that she turns to a turkey baster. Yes, you read that right. Is it just me or is it *possible* that Jennifer has been on a downhill slide since the break with Player Mayer? A turkey baster, Jennifer??? Seriously?? As Jennifer’s latest hit “He’s Not That Into You” hits the DVD shelves this week, she is of course back in the headlines proving maybe just how appropriate it really was for her to work this film. Because now the word is that Jennifer may be needing some rehab to detox herself from John John. Or at least, some rehab to detox herself period to ensure she doesn’t pick up the phone. Because the drink and dial seems to be prevalent on her To Do list these days. Ah yes, a rumour claims she’s drunk dialing–sigh—the aforementioned John Mayer. And as you can imagine, this is leading to the predictable slew of BranJenniston Triangles and rumors. Because some are saying that her ex husband Brad Pitt is just as guilty of the Drink ‘N Dial. After a few tawdry titles claimed Brad is in the habit of having a few drinks and then one thing leads to another and suddenly he’s babbling on to Jennifer’s voicemail about how much he cried in Marley & Me, the National Enquirer has come back with an equally gripping story that Jen has been drunkenly contacting her ex-boyfriend Beelzebub, aka Player Mayer.
“She started reaching out to him, sometimes very late at night,” a crew crony from her currently in-production movie The Baster reports. “And sometimes after a few too many glasses of wine.”
Yes, the crew stories are always so believable. I’m sure those conversations have been the height of poise and elegance. I think we can all see where this is heading. The next episode in this saga will be Angelina performing the Drink N Dial to Jennifer, screaming “stay away from my man you tramp!” Angelina calls Jennifer Aniston to warn her to never contact Brad again, under penalty of grappling hook. And then maybe they can all have a drunk conference call and get this situation sorted out once and for all. One can only hope.
