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Oh yes, we had to know this day was coming. Oh wait, we DID know this day was coming, we just didn’t know exactly when, right? Here is Paris Hilton in Los Angeles California as she treats herself to her standard girls night out that comes after every breakup she’s ever had. And it’s not just you wondering if she has this girls night out on a weekly basis. But now she is using it to celebrate her most recent breakup, that with The Hills hottie Doug Reinhardt. Oh yes, these two were quite the couple for all of the last, what, 4 minutes? No, 6 months actually, but in Paris time that’s like, forever, like seriously a really long time. And no, from the sounds of it this is just one couple that got tired of each other, and it all ended after a massive fight the other night. And you have to know that this was something *big* because even the REPS are coming out and speaking on this one.

“In response to inquiries on whether Paris Hilton has split with Doug Reinhardt, we can confirm this is true. They are no longer together. They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

Phew boy, and here I thought they were going to give us the runaround. And what with all of the emotional upheaval and trauma that comes with a breakup after 5 minutes, it is only right that we respect their privacy. And as you can imagine, this is not a story that is going to go away too quickly, because it sounds like Doug was really hung up on her and wants her back. In a devastated plea to get her back, Doug showed up at her house the other night but was refused by her. He tried to get into her gated community, and nobody would let him, and they ended up calling the police. But if you ask anyone that Paris knows, they seem a little relieved. Her friends and family thought he was kind of a jerk and was only using her for her ‘celebrity status’. Oh yes, this story is getting old already. It was just a few weeks ago when she said he was the love of her life and her future husband. *sigh* I wonder who Paris’s next future husband will be.

Photo: Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com

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