Think back. Think waaaaayyyy back when Paris was hanging out with her ex boyfriend. It was like 3 days ago. Here she was only TEN days ago in West Hollywood hanging out with good old Doug at the Cinespace movie theatre looking pretty in too much blue. And if you closed your eyes for five minutes, you would have missed the fact that less than a week ago, she dumped good old Doug and even less than five minutes later, started dating Christiano Ronaldo, the mega super star.

Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that Ronaldo earned over 100 million dabloons just moments before Paris popped the “will you be my boyfriend” question? Ah yes, but folks, make no mistake, she is determined to have us believe that she is SERIOUS about this man, despite the fact that his own mother doesn’t put too much stock into a relationship seven seconds old.Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo have vowed to make their long-distance relationship work.

The socialite and the soccer star - who spent hours kissing in a Los Angeles nightclub last Wednesday and they have even promised to remain faithful to each other while Paris is in Dubai filming a new TV show and he is in America. One of those fabulous “sources” has been leaking the dish to Britain’s Daily Star:

“He is really taken by Paris. It could be something big. Paris has to go to Dubai with work, and that will test how serious they are about each other. There’s a feeling that neither needs the other one’s money, which is a breath of fresh air for the pair of them - they’re normally on the lookout for gold diggers. They’ve pledged to keep in touch and have been texting each other all the time. Fortunately, Paris understands that every time Cristiano is pictured with another girl, he’s not being unfaithful. It will be very interesting to see what happens.”

So to translate “it will be very interesting to see what happens” into Paris speak, this source actually means, it will be interesting to see how long this lasts. Particularly since already 12 seconds into this relationship, mama boy Ronaldo’s own mother doesn’t approve of the socialite. The word daughter in law was used at some point, and well, Mommy dearest doesn’t find Paris an ideal candidate. Is it just me, or is there something fundamentally WRONG with the fact that 10 days ago Paris was seen with Doug, and….here we are listening to someone else’s mama talk about Paris in the daughter in law way.

Photograph: © Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com

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