Token Weekly Jennifer Aniston Post
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Ok, so it doesn’t look like a Jennifer Aniston post, but it IS a Jennifer Aniston post. Kind of. What is the deal with Bradley Cooper? We spend so much time talking and wondering about how lonely and sad Jennifer Aniston is, so much so that ‘Aniston sources’ are constantly talking about her obsessive text stalking with Player Mayer, that we have lost sight of the fact that she may actually be going out and having a life behind our gossiping backs. And it seems she has, and Bradley Cooper is part of it. And, depending on how far their ‘relationship’ is, it may look like she’s got another player in her deck of cards. Because it seems that now that The Hangover and He’s Not That Into You have cemented Bradley Cooper’s movie star status, so many doors have been opened to him, specifically the door to every 40-year-old single actresses’ bedroom. With Jennifer Aniston’s number still hot in his pocket after they went out for a romantic Italian dinner a few weeks ago, the 34-year-old took Renée Zellweger out for a romantic Italian dinner in New York City on Tuesday. So busted. People may be a little distracted with all these celebrity legends dying, but c’mon Bradley. It’s Aniston. We know. Bradley and Renée co-starred in the recent rom-bomb New In Town and have a thriller called Case 39 in the can, so they may have just been talking business. But not according to the army of people that spied on their dinner. A restaurant patron told People that Bradley pulled out Renée’s chair and paid for the bill with his newfound movie-star money. Meanwhile, another nosy neighbour told Us that Renée was twirling her hair, which is the international signal for “fall in love with me.” Renée seems to have learned nothing from her Bridget Jones-esque track record, which includes a four month marriage to Kenny Chesney and a breakup with Jack White that left her crying on the streets of Toronto. Bradley’s still “talking” with Jennifer Aniston, aforementioned Aniston source tells People. Hopefully this will be settled peacefully, and not in some sort of violent, neck-swiveling, “Boy Is Mine”-style musical number. As an actor, I really kinda like this Bradley guy, so was kinda rootin’ for him and Jen, but it sounds like he’s stringing along famous chicks like a Jonas Bro. Ladies—sounds like he’s so not worth fighting over. Especially because he’s probably already making reservations for his romantic Italian dinner with Susan Boyle.
