At Least Doug Will Always Have Paris
Paris Hilton has reversed the “no tramp” policy governing her love life, now that she remembers she actually loves being one. Word is that she’s back with ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, another infamous Hilton source reveals. How she managed to make that happen while she’s still in Dubai, filming Yes, Another New BFF, is a bit of a mystery. But if there is one thing I have learned, it’s that Paris’s need to be with every man over and over again operates outside the boundaries of time and space.
“Paris says that Doug keeps her grounded in her crazy life and she has now been referring to her relationship with him as on-off, but more on than off.”
That’s clear as mud, but can you expect much more from this chick? This is the latest in a long, plodding and ultimately thankless series of dramatic changes of heart between Paris and Doug. They were talking marriage and babies before they broke up. While they originally pledged to be “friends,” her spokesperson then announced she’d dumped him for being a “publicity hound.” Doug then released a statement wishing “Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.” So the friendship thing didn’t really work out. As for that little fling with soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo she had when she left Doug, she can explain everything using her other well-documented talent–pathological lying.
“I didn’t want to start dating Ronaldo because I’ve got no intention of ending up becoming some kind of footballer’s wife. People were saying we were the new Posh and Becks–in fact that’s what people said I was going around saying–but it’s not true.”
I feel like Posh was hiding behind her threatening to spike a heel through her brain if she said anything different. Not to mention that Paris should be so lucky to be bumped several rungs UP the ladder to become a Posh. But Paris still keeps plugging the Posh despite all of this. Apparently she has loftier ambitions than to just be a sports star’s wife, as she has already proven by being the first successful author to have a dog who’s also a successful author. She insists that she will NOT be pigeonholed into becoming a media tramp, or a footballers girl, despite all that Posh has done to be known as more than Mrs. Becks. Do you really think Paris ISN’T a Posh wannabe? I can think of five seasons of The Simple Life and four searches for BFFs that might disagree.
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