Amy Winehouse — Once a Trainwreck, Always a Trainwreck
Here we see Amy Winehouse in all her denim glory upon leaving the London City of Westminster Magistrates Court after being found not guilty of assault. A judge acquitted Amy Winehouse of assaulting Sherene Flash who asked to take her picture following a charity ball on 25 September 2008. There is some rumor that she arrived to court in the morning in a pencil skirt and then left the courtroom after her acquittal looking like this, so as much as I want to slam her for being a trainwreck and appearing in court in jeans, I can’t. But I CAN slam her for making it LOOK like she appeared in court in jeans, because this only proves that she likes it when we think she’s a total loser. At any rate, now that she has this little legal hassle aside, Amy is worried, or not, about her next one, where her soon to be ex-hubby is insisting that she cheated on him with four different men while he was in prison. Soon-to-be ex-spouse Blake Fielder-Civil claims the ‘Back to Black’ singer – who admitted adultery in divorce proceedings earlier this month – had trysts with the guys while he was in jail on charges of perverting the course of justice and grievous bodily harm.
“She did it time after time. She kept cheating on me, and kept saying sorry. And I kept saying, ‘It’s alright, I forgive you.’ The nastier she was, the more in love I became. And she couldn’t believe her luck.”
This is one of those situations where ahead of time, you know how dysfunctional the relationship is, but when you hear it out loud, it kind of makes your ears bleed a little bit. Or a lot. Although Blake was devastated by Amy’s infidelities, he wasn’t surprised because she’d had such a powerful sex drive when they were together. And here Blake went on in detail, describing some information that registered so high on the “too much information” buzzer that I’ve had to send it out to get repaired, so I simply can’t repeat it here. Suffice it to say, my life was actually better before I knew their intimate details, so I am sparing you this pain. But if you are wondering the “who’s who” in Amy’s long string of men, meaning, who would do THAT, Blake has a handy list for his legal team. Amy, 25, was linked to her manager’s assistant, 23-year-old Alex Haines, in April last year, then Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall, 41, and Kristian Marr – sometime boyfriend of fashion designer Sadie Frost. THEN, in January this year Amy was said to have had an affair with rugby player Josh Bowman, 21, during her extended break on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. And Blake is distraught. Because the crack made her do it. He truly believes they took advantage of her while she was addicted to drugs and not in full control of her faculties.
“If I was the person she had these flings with, I may have thought it’s not the best idea to sleep with someone who is out of their mind, can barely speak and probably weighs about five stone (70lbs). But that’s their cross to bear and I think she’s just very lonely and has always used her sexuality to make friends.”
Did he forget that if he hadn’t gone to prison he would have done the same thing? I hate it when crack makes you sleep with people who can also be referred to as “not your husband”. Tragic.
Photo: PacificCoastNews.com
