Oprah Ticks Chris Brown Off
Guess Oprah wasn’t given the manual on how to deal with those with violent tantrum issues, as she seemed to tick Chris Brown off recently. Or guess Chris forgot that it wasn’t his show and that Oprah could do whatever the heck she wants. Frankly, Chris Brown expected a little more from Oprah than to do a show about how much of a ladybeater he is. Silly him. Sure, there was that Oprah Winfrey about domestic abuse, inspired by the asshat antics of Chris Brown against Rihanna. But Chris thinks there should have been another show. To balance things out. One that was “more helpful.” To him. You know what he means? Neither do I.
“I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face,” he told People, using an unfortunate metaphor. “I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, ‘Okay, I’m going to help both of these people out.’”
Uh, that mutual back scratch party might fly in some environments, like, say, prison. But as far as I know, Oprah doesn’t make deals. She’s Oprah. She says, “make this man president” or “get this KFC meal for free” and it just happens.
Oprah, of course, has released an articulate message essentially telling Chris to get effed.
“Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counselling he needs.”
The entire world would like to second that. In the same interview, Chris’s mom Joyce Hawkins reveals just how tightly she’d bonded with her son’s girlfriend. “She’s like a daughter,” Joyce says, on the heels of her comments to Larry King that Rihanna would call her “mom.” For example, Rihanna, Chris and Joyce spent two Christmases together. TWO! The three of them will be apart for this year’s Christmas thanks to a little Grinch called a restraining order. Do you think anyone would notice if Rihanna quietly stole Chris’s mom from him? I just think that would be best for everyone. Everyone except Chris. And who cares about him anyway? He can spend Christmas with Bow Wow.
Photo Source: Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com
