Grandma Timberlake Sets the Record Straight
Yes the world has been in more than a little bit of a state of confusion ever since word leaked that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have gone their separate ways to splitsville. And if you look at Jessica here, she is looking more than a little frumpy as she engages in some retail therapy in New York City, so this is one look that may actually confirm the fact that Jessica has given up hope on this relationship. Frumpy wear and retail therapy? Dead giveaways Jessica no matter WHAT your reps aren’t saying. At any rate, like any situation involving a celebrity, we can get much more information when we go to their closest sources, their family, and we won’t need our old friend Close Source to dish any dirt when we have grandma on standby. And you know grandmas, they don’t and won’t mince their words. And Grandma Timberlake has a LOT to say about what happened with her grandbaby boy and his “girlfriend” Jessica Biel. The pop star’s grams won’t say the couple has broken up because, as far as she was concerned, they were never serious. Ouch! That is COLD. But yes, even Grandma gets the buzz when more info is needed, and Justin’s nana got to gossin’ with the U.K.’s Closer magazine (a reliable source and your first source for news on 98ZZZ-sized breasts) and said she never considered Jessica Biel a real girlfriend. Says Grams Timberlake Sadie Bomar on the split that never was:
“Jessica wanted to marry, but Justin isn’t ready. He’s busy writing new material and he works hard to be successful–he’s really focused on that. As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single. The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious.”
That’s gotta be news to Jessica Biel, whose been mopey on the set of The A-Team in Vancouver. A woman told eTalk’s Lainey that the actress seemed “awful” while out on the town Saturday night. Additionally, a source told Fox News she’s “sad” but encouraged, because Justin strives to stay friends with his exes, so long as they don’t, you know, shave their heads and walk around without pants on or anything. Justin, meanwhile, has been fighting women off as he party hops around L.A. Well, he’s not fighting them off very hard. Radar saw him dancing with six women at one point while partying at the upscale Crown Bar on Friday, leaving with one. So if you’re interested in Justin, hurry, because that line is not getting any shorter. But my thoughts are, if his own grandma won’t acknowledge the serious women in his life, don’t go after this one if long term is on your own radar. Good luck Justin, now that your own Grandma has outed you as a player.
Photo : Hector Vallenilla, PacificCoastNews.com
