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Sienna Miller Not Breaking the Law Any Time Soon

Monday, November 30th, 2009
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Sienna Miller is seen here looking her stylish self while she took her dog Bess for a walk on the streets of New York. She was quite the chatty cathy as she gabbed away on her cell phone during a break from her Broadway debut in a play called “After Miss Julie”. The irony here, as there always seems to be so much surrounding this girl, is that the play also stars her ex-fiance’s best friend Jonny Lee Miller. And it is one of those weird connections that is often described as the infamous six degrees of separation in Tinseltown. Jonny Lee Miller is best friend to Sienna’s former fiancé Jude Law, but from the sounds of it, Sienna has perhaps used this connection to rekindle things with an old spark. Okay, so I get the six degrees dealio, but seriously, why do celebs keep recycling their boyfriends? Are good men really that hard to find in the Big Apple? Apparently, as it seems the infamous player of Jude Law seems not too broken hearted over hooking back up with good ol’ Sienna, despite her famous homewrecker reputation. She was spotted slipping out of Jude’s apartment in the wee hours of the morning just last week, fuelling the rumor mill that they are in the on again portion of their ‘romance’. The odd thing about this one was that Jude left his own apartment “approximately” six minutes before she did. An onlooker, who probably has one of those fancy watches that can time things six minutes apart in the middle of the night said the reason for this was:

“She definitely didn’t want to be photographed but he didn’t seem to mind.”

With both sides of this couple making waves on Broadway, it does seem the world is getting smaller, but they are also both receiving much different forms of accolades. Jude, 36, is currently starring in a Broadway hit version of ‘Hamlet’, while 27-year-old Sienna has been receiving rather less favourable reviews in ‘After Miss Julie’. And if nothing else, their history is interesting as it sort of makes the present interesting as well. The pair - who separated in 2006 following Jude’s affair with his children’s former nanny - were also spotted celebrating Thanksgiving last week with a late night Italian dinner, where they shared a bottle of wine, pizza and a kiss. So says our friend Close Source:

“Jude has told his ex-wife Sadie that Sienna is back in his life. Sadie is calm about it, her only concern, as ever, is their children. They have never stopped caring about each other.”

The pair have both endured turbulent love lives over the past year. Jude recently fathered a child after a brief fling with model Samantha Burke, while Sienna embarked on a very public affair with married actor Balthazar Getty last year. Yes, that would be the relationship where she earned the homewrecker status. Well, if nothing else, they keep us talking, but recycled romances are getting boring. We’re going to have to hope for a scandal of some sort for even this rehashed circle to get interesting.

Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com**

Will Renee Be Hearing Wedding Bells Sometime Soon?

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Renee Zellweger Photos

Who woulda thought that Miss Dowdy Tinseltown would grow up to be such a beautiful glam goddess? Here is the formerly fat Bridget Jones living the high life and the star treatment, as is so well deserved, when she took a shopping spree at Barney’s. The shopping spree was a treat for her after wrapping up promotion for her new movie, My One and Only in midtown Manhattan. And lady Manhattan is certainly a look that looks good on Renee, as she is seen looking simply stunning in a body hugging grey flannel suit and taupe heels that were complimented by a gorgeous and drool worthy orange Hermes Birkin bag which she dangled off her elegant Rolex clad wrist. And it seems that no matter who she is with or isn’t, she is still all smiles, because even when her man can’t be with her in spirit, he is still putting a smile on her face, as by all reports, Renee may be seen single frequently, but is anything but. After news of her couplehood with Bradley Cooper surfaced, any time she was seen sans Brad a tiny stir was caused, like the time recently when she cut a solitary figure at a Vancouver Starbucks. Despite her new relationship with Bradley Cooper, the star of the Bridget Jones movies drew comparison to a lonely singleton after photos showed her mooching at a window with a laptop and cuppa. Zellweger, however, was staying in Vancouver with Cooper, who is filming The A Team, and took off from the Starbucks with two more cups of coffee to go. The actress flew into British Columbia last month. It was suggested the pair would observe Thanksgiving together in Vancouver but Zellweger in an earlier report was said to be headed to Cooper’s family home to spend the holiday in Philadelphia. Our infamous friend Close Source has said:

“Things have been heading in this direction for the two of them for a while but this definitely solidifies how serious they are. Renee says she’s nervous, and she’s really hoping it goes well. She’s very excited.”

I have to say, this is one starlet whose down home goodness and infectious smile are welcomed, so I hope this smile she has now is based entirely the sweet loving of Bradley Cooper. So I’m hoping the rumors are true, because how cute are THEY? Let’s wait this one out, once Thanksgiving with the family happens, the rings generally follow, and Christmas IS just around the corner.

Photograph: Edward Opinaldo/PacificCoastNews.com

Katie Holmes Gives Herself a Part in New Moon

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Katie Holmes Pictures

Katie Holmes is seen here with her little angel Suri Cruise as they spent the day doing some shopping in New York City, and headed off to Balthazar for some lunch. The mommy and me pair were joined by Suri’s big sister Isabella Cruise for a good old fashioned girls day out. And though Katie is all smiles here, it seems she is creating quite the opposite effect in New York City, and taking her new last name a little too far when it comes to how appropriate behavior should be in the public eye. Ah yes, even our sweet Katie from Dawson’s Creek is capable of the star attitude, and she made a few New Moon fans angry recently when it seemed she wanted to inject herself into the flick with her very own speaking part. At the recent New Moon premiere in New York City, Katie attended with some girlfriends and reportedly talked through the whole thing upsetting other movie goers. So it seems that she knows how to make movies, she just doesn’t know quite how to behave during them. Keep in mind though, this is a big step for her–reentering society and reacquainting herself with the customs of The Normals. A source that attended the same premiere told Fox:

“It was unbelievable. They talked nonstop about the movie and everything else. Some people wanted to tell them to be quiet, but when they realized who it was, they stayed silent. No one wanted to shush Katie.”

Because, you know, Scientologists will send a Fair Game squadron after them. Note that the audience at the theatre was too nervous to give Katie that other finger, the over-the-lips one, but someone had absolutely no problem getting Fox on the horn and throwing a bitch session. At least the shush is a stab in the front. But if you ever find yourself in this situation where Katie Holmes is talking through a movie, know that I have your back on the shush. It makes you the hero of the movie theatre.

Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Not Even Jennifer Knows Whats Going On In Her Love Life

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Jennifer Aniston Hairstyles

Jennifer Aniston is seen here looking a little confused, and while she may *look* as confused as the rest of us when it comes to her love life, here she is simply working on the set of her newest film “The Baster” in Los Angeles. And if you are confused about what is going on in the game of love with Jennifer, I think it is safe to say at this point anything is likely by now. Nobody really knows and so it may well be that nothing is happening of interest. But it still seems like either way there is quite a bit of talk about it. The news is either completely dead on the subject, or she really is revisiting things with Player Mayer. But how can that be if Jessica Simpson is saying the same thing? So it seems then that the woman once married to Brad Pitt is now in a love triangle with John Mayer, and Jessica Simpson’s boobs. While Jen has been trying to move on with a series of clandestine dates with “nobody famous” arranged through mutual pals (specifically CoCo Arquette), reports continue that she’s been sacrificing her dignity in exchange for secret hookups with John. The singer, meanwhile, has never fully gotten over what he calls the real love of his life. “For some sick reason, John’s still in love with Jessica,” a source says. Well, ladies, it’s official: thinking is out this winter. Today, on when tabloid stars collide… During a sit-down interview with Details at the celebrity-stacked Chateau Marmont hotel, John Mayer had the weird experience of running into one of the Jennifer Aniston also-rans, Gerard Butler. He excused himself to go meet the action star. Some notes comparing maybe? Seems like a good potential date for 20 minutes of Jennifer Aniston ear-burning. But John says otherwise.

“We talked about New York. We’re in a bit of the same position of being branded womanizers.”

Huh. I wonder why that would be, Player Mayer. He then put the conversation on hold to conduct some emergency iPhone-ing. Is there an App for that? And in reality it seems that Jennifer is really saying “John who?” and would rather date “nobody famous” than him. Well, this is certainly worth making a big deal about as she was then seen at Heathrow Airport with Orlando Bloom. They share an agent, but do they share saliva? They’ve spent time together before, when they both attended a wedding in Mexico for someone from their Creative Artists Agency. Alas, Orlando was joined in Morocco by his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, where the supercouple and Jen were attending a party for the Mamounia hotel. I wish Jen and Orlando were dating. Orlando could use the attention, and Jen could use the action.

Photogragh: Kevin Perkins/ Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

Who Moon? Who Cares?

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Kristen Stewart Twilight

You would almost think there were only two people left in the world the way this movie has generated buzz. If you haven’t read or seen anything, just don’t tell anyone, k? Here we have the star of the hottest movie/book buzz on the market right now, Kristen Stewart at the much talked about LA premiere of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” held at the Mann Village Theater. Right New Moon, yes people are still talking about that Twilight thing, pretty much what I thought too. So if you haven’t seen it yet, we’ll do a quickie review for ya. Because where would Hollywood be without that old standby, the vampire-werewolf-schoolgirl love triangle? As every Stephenie Meyer fan knows, “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” is the one where studly vampire Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) dumps his human girlfriend, Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart), for her own safety, and she turns to old chum Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) for solace, unaware that he’s a werewolf, and therefore Edward’s sworn enemy from way back.

What fans are about to find out is that critics, present company included, don’t care much for this adaptation of the second in Meyer’s “Twilight” series. With Chris Weitz taking over as director, the second movie has exactly what those fans want: Big, bouncy boy hair. Sculpted torsos everywhere. Teasing caresses of fingers on fingers, lips on lips. Love so deep and frenzied the smitten would prefer to die than go on without the other. Torsos, did I mention torsos? Most important, not just one, but two supernatural hunks snarling over the quivering carcass of a breathless, doe-eyed young woman. Swoon factor times two.

For anyone who has not sworn the blood oath of undying allegiance to all things “Twilight,” here’s a few issues with “New Moon”: It’s really two half moons, or two halves of a movie that don’t quite fit. It’s unfathomable how two different sets of monsters could fixate so completely on her. All three lovers are almost joyless, it’s hard to imagine why any of them would want to spend eternity together. They’re here for two more movies, though, so they must be doing something right.

Photo: Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

Me Thinks She Doth Protest Too Much

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Kim Kardahian Photos

There’s not much to know about Kim Kardashian, since there’s not really much exciting about her. But one thing that she knows is that she likes herself, a lot a lot. And she seems to have managed to find a way to make a career out of that oddly enough, as have her headline hungry family. But if she stops looking good while she’s not doing anything, then well, she’s going to stop making a living from doing nothing at all. So she has to keep up the maintenance. Here she is showing off how much she likes herself as she makes her way to the only place to be, Phillippe to have dinner with her sisters. No sign of Paris though. And now the C lister starlets have been cat fighting, as it seems Paris got her over plumped pout over what she is referring to as Kimmy’s “success”. That she is defining by the fact that Kim and her sisters are getting higher fees for the whole socialite thing. Well, what Paris doesn’t realize is that she just needs her sister to meet a guy, and get pregnant AND married in the same night to trump what the Kardashian girls have been pulling. DUH. And all the while all Kimmy can whine about is why everybody is spreading this rumor that is as ugly as the wrinkles she’s hiding. The one that she’s been having some plastics done herself. But, Kimbohas denied rumours she has had plastic surgery. The 28-year-old *cough* “beauty” was rumoured to have had a nose job and her lips made smaller, however she pished toshed them. On her blog, so it must be true.
Star Magazine is saying I had plastic surgery to make my nose and lips smaller! Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL.
Talking about the two photos comparing her alleged before and after looks, she said:

“In the first photo I am about 14lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken! It’s no secret I contour my nose now to make the bump go away!”

But when most celebrities are questioned on this, they don’t really drag on and on about it.Instead of the standard celebrity rep quip of “I’ve never had work done”, we get this whole blah about more stuff she thinks the world cares about…or believes. You know, it would be refreshing for celebs to just tell the truth wouldn’t it? It would make it harder to make fun of them, but it would be refreshing.

Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com **

Dina Lohan Wants to Go Back to Court. Again.

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Dina Lohan

For most people, when you get divorced and move on with your lives, you don’t have to see the inside of a courtroom with your ex ever again. But when your name rhymes with Mohan, it seems that time getting back into the courtroom can only be rivaled by your need to steal headlines from your aforementioned ex. And it seems that this is exactly what is happening between Dina and Michael Lohan, loving *cough* parents of the infamous Lindsay Lohan. It never seems to fail, and a Monday or a Friday or an any day can’t seem to pass without one of them threatening, and loudly to any media rep that will listen, that they are going to be dragging the other back to court for SOMETHING. As it seems that Dina Lohan has reached yet another threshold with ex-husband Michael. And this time it is about some tapes or something regarding Lindsay of course that have been leaked. Because he is SUCH a great dad, the latest story is that Michael aired voicemail tapes of their daughter Lindsay Lohan’s alleged cry for help in what was the last straw for Dina. She said:

“The tapes were from a long time ago and for a father to stoop this low is unforgiveable. My ex-husband has been in and out of jail for 10 years. My children and I gave him a chance to get to know them again and he clearly blew that chance! I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005. He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone. My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation any more and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted.”

Dina is now considering legal action, and we know that Lindsay has already indicated she was on the verge of seeking a restraining order against a father she claims is, in a nutshell, estranged.
Dina claimed her daughter should be legally protected from a tape-leaking. But Daddy dearest says this is the only way that he can get Lilo to stop the drug abuse, because it seems he’s never heard of the word “intervention” as it seems that would be a more natural way to get your daughter help, if she was indeed abusing prescription medication. Is this a natural form of parental love? Michael is on a crusade to stop what he alleges is Lindsay’s spiral into dangerous prescription drug addiction. But it really sounds like his crusade is MUCH more geared towards getting his name in black and white over and over again. Don’t expect much to happen here, this is just Lohan headline screaming as far as I am concerned.

Photo Source: Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

What’s Going On With Bradley and Renee?

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Renee Zellweger Photos

Though Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Aniston may not exactly be on speaking terms ever since Renee managed to actually snag a man from one of the world’s hottest women, Renee has certainly taken a lesson or two from Jennifer Aniston when it comes to being elusive about her love life. We know that Jennifer and Bradley Cooper were doing *something* in terms of dating until Renee Zellweger came on the scene in Bradley’s life, and from what we have heard, Renee and Bradley had quite the serious thing going. But here is Renee spotted here, despite her attempts to shield her face from the paps, with a man whom we will just refer to as “not Bradley Cooper”. The infamous Bridget Jones star has been heavily linked with Bradley Cooper, but she was seen grabbing a coffee with said mystery mail who only seemed to beam too much as they were leaving the coffee shop. A beam that I am sure only widened when the two were snapped stealing a kiss as they went their separate ways. So what does Bradley have to say about this since other reports are that they weren’t so serious, but there has been a change of wind. The latest reports had the pair growing distant after a steamy European sojourn that saw them passionately embracing inside a historic church. But Renee Zellweger is the apple of Bradley Cooper’s eye, according to a New York newspaper. But the New York Daily News claims it’s all back on and that Cooper is on the verge of making things official. Our good friend Close Source has revealed:

“It’s very serious. As soon as his mom gives the sign-off, he’s going to propose. Renee’s and Bradley’s previous marriages [to Kenny Chesney and Jennifer Esposito, respectively] both ended after only four months. They have that in common – it’s one of the things that brought them together. Things have been heading in this direction for the two of them for a while but this definitely solidifies how serious they are. Renee says she’s nervous, and she’s really hoping it goes well. She’s very excited.”

The pair is now planning to break bread over Thanksgiving with Cooper’s parents in Philadelphia. The romance is “quite serious. Renee and Bradley are crazy about each other”, the source added. Is it just me though, or is it more than a leeetle strange that Bradley boy needs moms nod of approval before popping the question. Hm? We’ll see what turkey day does or doesn’t bring for good old Renee and Bradley, and with our mystery male over here.

Photo Source: Hector Vasquez, PacificCoastNews.com