Me Thinks She Doth Protest Too Much
There’s not much to know about Kim Kardashian, since there’s not really much exciting about her. But one thing that she knows is that she likes herself, a lot a lot. And she seems to have managed to find a way to make a career out of that oddly enough, as have her headline hungry family. But if she stops looking good while she’s not doing anything, then well, she’s going to stop making a living from doing nothing at all. So she has to keep up the maintenance. Here she is showing off how much she likes herself as she makes her way to the only place to be, Phillippe to have dinner with her sisters. No sign of Paris though. And now the C lister starlets have been cat fighting, as it seems Paris got her over plumped pout over what she is referring to as Kimmy’s “success”. That she is defining by the fact that Kim and her sisters are getting higher fees for the whole socialite thing. Well, what Paris doesn’t realize is that she just needs her sister to meet a guy, and get pregnant AND married in the same night to trump what the Kardashian girls have been pulling. DUH. And all the while all Kimmy can whine about is why everybody is spreading this rumor that is as ugly as the wrinkles she’s hiding. The one that she’s been having some plastics done herself. But, Kimbohas denied rumours she has had plastic surgery. The 28-year-old *cough* “beauty” was rumoured to have had a nose job and her lips made smaller, however she pished toshed them. On her blog, so it must be true.
Star Magazine is saying I had plastic surgery to make my nose and lips smaller! Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL.
Talking about the two photos comparing her alleged before and after looks, she said:
“In the first photo I am about 14lbs heavier than the second photo! Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken! It’s no secret I contour my nose now to make the bump go away!”
But when most celebrities are questioned on this, they don’t really drag on and on about it.Instead of the standard celebrity rep quip of “I’ve never had work done”, we get this whole blah about more stuff she thinks the world cares about…or believes. You know, it would be refreshing for celebs to just tell the truth wouldn’t it? It would make it harder to make fun of them, but it would be refreshing.
Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com **
