Not Even Jennifer Knows Whats Going On In Her Love Life
Jennifer Aniston is seen here looking a little confused, and while she may *look* as confused as the rest of us when it comes to her love life, here she is simply working on the set of her newest film “The Baster” in Los Angeles. And if you are confused about what is going on in the game of love with Jennifer, I think it is safe to say at this point anything is likely by now. Nobody really knows and so it may well be that nothing is happening of interest. But it still seems like either way there is quite a bit of talk about it. The news is either completely dead on the subject, or she really is revisiting things with Player Mayer. But how can that be if Jessica Simpson is saying the same thing? So it seems then that the woman once married to Brad Pitt is now in a love triangle with John Mayer, and Jessica Simpson’s boobs. While Jen has been trying to move on with a series of clandestine dates with “nobody famous” arranged through mutual pals (specifically CoCo Arquette), reports continue that she’s been sacrificing her dignity in exchange for secret hookups with John. The singer, meanwhile, has never fully gotten over what he calls the real love of his life. “For some sick reason, John’s still in love with Jessica,” a source says. Well, ladies, it’s official: thinking is out this winter. Today, on when tabloid stars collide… During a sit-down interview with Details at the celebrity-stacked Chateau Marmont hotel, John Mayer had the weird experience of running into one of the Jennifer Aniston also-rans, Gerard Butler. He excused himself to go meet the action star. Some notes comparing maybe? Seems like a good potential date for 20 minutes of Jennifer Aniston ear-burning. But John says otherwise.
“We talked about New York. We’re in a bit of the same position of being branded womanizers.”
Huh. I wonder why that would be, Player Mayer. He then put the conversation on hold to conduct some emergency iPhone-ing. Is there an App for that? And in reality it seems that Jennifer is really saying “John who?” and would rather date “nobody famous” than him. Well, this is certainly worth making a big deal about as she was then seen at Heathrow Airport with Orlando Bloom. They share an agent, but do they share saliva? They’ve spent time together before, when they both attended a wedding in Mexico for someone from their Creative Artists Agency. Alas, Orlando was joined in Morocco by his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, where the supercouple and Jen were attending a party for the Mamounia hotel. I wish Jen and Orlando were dating. Orlando could use the attention, and Jen could use the action.
Photogragh: Kevin Perkins/ Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com
