Oops He Did it Again!
This is not exactly one of those celebrity pictures that we need to explain to you who it is, or where the picture was taken, is it now. Here is one guy that just can’t stay away from the drama no matter how hard he doesn’t try to stay away from the drama. And this holiday season was no different, as on Christmas Eve, the knives came out. Unfortunately, that’s not a figure of speech. *sigh* Denise Richards tried to warn us! It’s Complicated! COMPLICATED! Charlie Sheen, né Carlos Irwin Estevez (whatever), was arrested for second-degree assault, felony menacing and a misdemeanour charge of criminal mischief on Christmas morning, TMZ reports. Radar broke the story, because they are peepin’ on celebs you don’t even know you care about. Police nabbed television’s highest paid man (he makes $875,000 per episode for Two And A Half Men, or approximately $1.25 per sex joke) at a place in Aspen, Colorado, where he’d attended a Christmas Eve dinner party with his wife of 18 months, Brooke Mueller. The couple, who welcomed twin boys Bob and Max in March, said some things they shouldn’t have said, drank some things they shouldn’t have drank, and by Christmas morning, Brooke had called 911, alleging Charlie had threatened her with a knife, TMZ reports. Charlie was released on Saturday on $8000 bail, so please, don’t bother sleeping soundly tonight. The charges are being investigated, even though Brooke’s blowing the police off. She’s stopped co-operating in an oh so predictable manner, and Charlie’s rep is dropping ominous, cryptic statements. “Do not be misled by appearance,” the rep told Us. “Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone (in her head: “most notably my client”) to not to jump to any conclusion.” I see Charlie Sheen’s rep is a fortune cookie. Breathalyzer reports found Charlie and Brooke both had alcohol in their systems when police got to them on Christmas morning. Charlie’s blood alcohol-level was .04, which is low enough to drive in most places; Brooke’s was .13, which is high enough to be officially drunk. And in case you have forgotten some of the other drama he’s had in his life, he’s had enough for many celebrities combined. Charlie’s had a history with alcoholism, and spent time in rehab in the ’90s to manage his addiction. He’s also had a history of being a really, really bad person. He pled no contest in 1996 to assaulting his ex-girlfriend, testified to spending $50,000 on Heidi Fleiss-brand hookers in 1995, overdosed on cocaine in 1998, and, among several unfortunate incidents involving his ex-wife Denise Richards, was memorably heard on a leaked answering machine message calling her a “n—-r.” And those are just a few of his fondest memories. The original Radar report claimed Charlie and Brooke’s 18-month marriage has been rocky for awhile, with Brooke living in Aspen for three months while Charlie’s been in L.A. But a source told People that their marriage is absolutely fine, occasional knifepoint allegations aside. But just while they’re international news, Brooke is going to stay in Aspen, while Charlie is going home to Los Angeles to be with his money. He’s so useless we don’t even have a category for him. So now I have an official reason to say exactly why my stomach turns every time this man’s name even comes up. How about we talk about someone that doesn’t make us vomit next time?
Photo: Photograph supplied by PacificCoastNews.com
