More Drama But Not From Mama This Time
Yep. Here’s another one of those pap hungry dudes that thinks its good parenting to showcase your extramarital affairs to your 8 children. He’s touching down in Hawaii to attend a friends wedding. Who cares, right? Because this holiday season I was actually enjoying this well-deserved Gosselin lull. Kate was living it up large in Pennsylvania, after being awarded Castle Gosselin Skull in divorce arbitration. Jon was legally silenced from doing any work that would exploit his overgrown celebrity. The peace and joy of the holiday season was restored. But the ghost of Hailey Glassman, Jon’s trashy 22-year-old girlfriend, has come back to haunt us, and there’s definitely a butcher knife involved. But she can explain. Hailey Glassman has a perfectly good excuse for why a note signed with her name was allegedly discovered stabbed to a dresser in the looted apartment she shared with her ex-bf Jon Gosselin. And her excuse isn’t “insanity” (yet). From her lawyer: It’s a “publicity stunt”. Right. Cuz that’s supposed to make her look…..not crazy? It gets better. In fact, media were on the scene shortly after the cops arrived, prompting one source to speculate to the New York Post that TMZ was actually called first. First meaning, don’t call the cops until we know TMZ is on their way, k honey? What an amazing publicity stunt. I, for one, would really love to see Jon Gosselin write an inspirational memoir about this profound tragedy. It’s like when Petra Nemcova survived the tsunami. Hailey’s lawyer denies she had any connection to the vandalised apartment. Furniture appeared to be shredded with a butcher knife, and an antique Ming vase was shattered. Hailey admitted that she’d written the note, the Post reports, but denies she stabbed it to the dresser with a knife. A bunch of stuff was missing from the apartment, Jon’s lawyer claimed in a statement, including a TV, Wii and coffeemaker. But Hailey’s lawyer says that they’re not worried about security-camera footage that shows the 22-year-old hauling a TV out of the apartment, because everything she took belonged to her. This saga goes on. Jon apparently owed her thousands in rent, a source told the Post. On Christmas Day, the day before Jon found their place torn into confetti, she accused him of pocketing her rent money in a Twitter rant. Her tweets:
“FYI That apartment everyone calls ‘Jon’s Apartment’ was MY apartment as well,” she wrote on Christmas Day (via Radar Online). “We split rent! He’s been living off my family and I. So … get your facts right before you all assume. My family and I found out a week ago he’s been pocketing our rent money ‘n not paying the rent!”
Do these sound like the words of a woman who would shred furniture with a butcher knife? Ok, don’t answer that. While Hailey’s lawyer says that Hailey isn’t even a suspect in this case, Jon’s lawyer has more lofty predictions for how this is all going to turn out.
“Hailey Glassman is going to jail,” lawyer Mark Jay Heller told Radar. “It’s as simple as that.” Also, he added, “Jon feels like he was raped.”
Tasteful! I can’t help but wonder, how does he explain that to his 8 kids exactly? So if you weren’t already creeped out over Jon Gosselin, don’t worry, there’re still plenty of mental images to be conjured for 2010.
Photograph: © Will Binns, PacificCoastNews.comÂ
