This may have been the last known spotting of Tiger Woods since his dirty dog days came about, and he was seen here playing golf during round four of the Buick Open at Warwick Hills Golf and Country Club. Of course, since his extracurricular activities have been exposed, he hasn’t exactly been seen by the cameras too much, but this is what happens when you are a liar and a cheater. One of the rumors floating around on his whereabouts is rather interesting, particularly in light of the fact that his wife has thrown him out of the house. But don’t worry, I’m sure Tiger’s sleeping arrangements are much cozier now that he’s in SEX REHAB!!! That’s the story, anyway. After Tiger Woods’s marriage-ending altercation with his wife Elin over American Thanksgiving weekend, he found an innovative way to keep strange women out of his bed. He calls it “sleeping on the floor.” The golf star hid out at neighbouring golf buddy Mike O’Meara’s empty home, where he slept on an air mattress, according to Us Weekly.

“The house was gutted except for an air mattress, some pillows, a TV, snacks and Bud Light in the fridge, and a golf glove on the floor,” a source tells the magazine.

I guess he spent a couple of nights like that, with nothing but beer and non-stop coverage of himself on TV to comfort him. Two months later, he still hasn’t been seen, despite plenty of rumours claiming his whereabouts. Entertainment Tonight had him attending fancy parties in Palm Springs with O.G. mistress Rachel Uchitel. People reported he’d sailed to the Bahamas. Us had him staying at Madison Square Gardens owner Jim Dolan’s $13.5 million mansion in Long Island. TMZ says he told their source he was going to stay with a friend in Africa. I reported he was telepathically controlling a three-metre-tall Na’vi on the planet Pandora. While the evidence remains non-existent, support is building for the theory that Tiger is going through sex rehab at the Meadows clinic outside Phoenix, Arizona. That’s the same place David Duchovny went for sex rehab, and that seemed to work. “He should be out by Valentine’s Day or thereabouts,” a source told People. Oh great, now about two dozen mistresses must think they have V-Day’s plans.

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Ah yes, and the father of the year DOESN’T go to….we know who. What is it about celebrity dads that leads them right to the paparazzi frenzy, huh? Jon Gosselin is not doing himself any favors, and is only putting himself right in the ranks of Michael Lohan. Let’s give his kids a few years to grow up a bit, and then pretty soon he will be finding himself the subject of oh, approximately 8 restraining orders I figure. But here he is, publicity skank extraordinaire, making his way out of some meetings in Manhattan, and making sure that all camera eyes are on him. The meetings were involving some divorce arbitration, during which it was reported that Jon bought some flowers for his estranged wife Kate, but she wanted nothing to do with it. I am sure he made a point to let all the media know he was doing so, cuz that just seems to be the kind of guy that he is. And even the New York City police are on to him, as his latest big headline, when his New York apartment was “vandalized” by one of his girlfriends, is seen as just that, a publicity stunt. Shocking, isn’t it? RadarOnline exclusively reports the allegation that a note was pinned to Gosselin’s dresser signed by ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman seemed especially fishy to the cops. This all started of course when Gosselin reported his apartment vandalised on December 28 last year. New York police believe a break-in and ransacking of Jon Gosselin’s Manhattan apartment was a publicity stunt, and now I suppose so does the rest of the world. It all was made out to look like the big bad girlfriend of Jon Gosselin went a little loco psycho, but as it turns out the psycho label was pinned to the wrong person. Glassman through her lawyers vigorously denied the claim. But a source said:

“The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt. They absolutely think the butcher knife part of it is BS.”

Gosselin, meanwhile, was reported to have taken up with a new girlfriend, and yes, I am sure that shocks more than a few of us, despite his grandiose gesture of flowers to the ex wife. The reality star has rarely been out of the media since his marriage to ex-wife Kate hit the rocks last year. Their reality show, Jon & Kate Plus Eight has gone the way of the cutting room, leaving Gosselin struggling for his bearings. Aw poor Jon. Have we found anyone that cares yet?

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Ah yes, Sandra Bullock is seen here looking uber fabulous, as usual, as she arrives at the premiere of her newest film “The Blindside” held at the Ziegfield Theater in New York. And of course, we love to hate her for looking so fabulous, but we can’t because she is also known as one of Hollywood’s most down to earth. Gorgeous, funny, and human, and that’s why we love her, which she proved this week at the People’s Choice Awards. She was so stunning in fact and so normal, that she is almost all anyone is talking about since the ceremony. On the People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night, they kept saying the winners were chosen by the people, but I don’t know. I think you just have to be the most famous person to show up. I mean, when the cast of Glee won Favourite New TV Comedy, they had an army of waiters on standby backstage to deliver corporate-sponsored pizza. So either there’s some advance warning, or the cast of Glee was prepared to get stuck with about a thousand pizzas. But the lack of suspense didn’t stop Sandra Bullock from accepting two trophies–one for Favourite Comedy Movie (The Proposal) and one for Favourite Movie Actress (The Blind Side)–with genuine enthusiasm. First, she cracked the line of the night. George Lopez introduced the Favourite Movie Actress category as “the five white women in America that Tiger Woods has not slept with.” Sandra accepted with, “it’s only four women up here who have not slept with Tiger Woods.” She then brought something unprecedented to the People’s Choice Awards–genuine emotion–as she thanked her family: her husband Jesse James, and three step-children; Chandler, 12, Jesse Jr., 10, and Sunny, 5. “Life is hard sometimes, but we get through with laughter,” she said through tears. Jesse has been in a custody battle with his ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, an online porn star who served time for tax evasion this year, over their five-year-old daughter Sunny. She also took the time to thank her husband for his immeasurable contribution to her success.

“My husband, who is my boyfriend, who makes me feel like this every single day. He allows me to leave the house and he keeps things settled until I get back so I get to do what I get to do.”

As Sandra comes off the best year of her career, in which she starred in two films that made over $150 million, it’s super generous of her to acknowledge she couldn’t be a superstar in public if someone else wasn’t being a superstar at home. People keep saying that she’s going to get an Oscar nomination for her role in The Blind Side. I don’t know that her performance is that good, but based on the goodwill people have for her alone, I think she just might stick it to Meryl after all. If anyone is taking votes, she certainly has got mine.

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Here is a girl that has finally learned the art of an elusive relationship when you are in the public eye, as her relationship with boyfriend slash manager Jason Trawick has been so under the radar that not many people even knew it existed. But here she is taking some time out between concerts to vacation in Sydney Harbor, Australia with her kiddos and her boyfriend Jason. Or should we say, THEN boyfriend. The group looked every bit the happy family as they ate al fresco on their launch, and Jason was spotted doting on the boys, playing hide and seek, and doing all the things that good boyfriends do when they want to make impressions on girlfriends slash mommies. As the day drew to a close, Britney slipped into his polo shirt even to keep the chill away, and the happy gang disembarked back to their hotel. But it seems days like that are over as reports are that Britney has landed in splitsville yet again after he was spotted cavorting with two other women at a Los Angeles bar. The ‘Toxic’ singer is said to be “distraught” after learning Jason Trawick had been flirting with two women at Los Angeles’ bar Roger Room and is now refusing to take his calls. Ella Davis, a reveler at the bar, told the Daily Mirror newspaper:

“Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning blonde who looked like Britney. He had his arms around her and they looked very much like they were together for the night.”

Friends of Jason – who has proposed to Britney a number of times – have defended him, insisting his behavior is out of character. A source added: “Jason’s a great guy and super loyal. This behavior is really out of character. But Los Angeles is a small town and word soon got back to Britney he’d had a wild one.

“When she heard he’d been caught cozying up two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. Jason’s really not like this and quickly tried to calm Britney down and rectify the situation. He explained the girls were just friends and there was nothing in it but they still had a massive row.

The general consensus in Hollywood? Everyone is assuming its over – for the time being anyway. After the argument Britney called her mother who has flown in from Louisiana to comfort her. Britney – who has two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline – and agent Jason started dating last March. They split briefly in August, but soon reconciled. So it may be that this is an on again off again and maybe on again thing, who knows. We just want Britney happy, don’t we? She needs a big fat cheater in her life like she needs a hole in her head.

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This is one of those guys that will just make my stomach turn from here on out….even if he won a Nobel Peace Prize, at this point he has trashed his reputation so badly, that were he to win won, people watching his acceptance speech would still think “yeah, but he likes to hit women, sooo…..”. Here he is seen with his wife Brooke Mueller, and allegedly his latest victim, while they are on the red carpet of the 61st Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles. Ah yes, those were the days of wine and roses, and it was not long after this that he was bound up in this horrific domestic abuse situation that has had quite the dominoe effect on his life. And, considering all the dirt we already know about Charlie Sheen, I can’t imagine why someone wanted to risk getting ear-herpes by listening to all this other filth. But here’s what Star found out about his marriage to Brooke Mueller, as told through family-friendly euphemisms. It is now being said that Charlie and Brooke used to have mommy and daddy parties with other mommy’s after Brooke had taken Ecstasy. They made home movies about some of these parties, and a source says that at least two A-list Hollywood celebrities played starring roles. My guesses are Paris Hilton andddddd Paris Hilton. Hm. Just what do you think his sponsors have to say about that? Oh, I know the answer to that one already actually. It seems that Hanes brands spokesman Matt Hall said the seriousness of the allegations forced the decision to suspend the ads while the case plays out. Clothing giant Hanes brands has dropped actor Charlie Sheen from its ads as he prepares to face the ugly charges he racked up over Christmas. Hanes brands spokesman Matt Hall said the seriousness of the allegations forced the decision to suspend the ads while the case plays out. He said:

“It’s a pretty standard, straightforward call when somebody who’s in your commercials is arrested on suspicion of something of this magnitude. And we would suspend the ads both for the company and, really, for Mr Sheen and his family as well. Given the publicity, it makes sense to not air those ads during that time.”

The ads show Sheen with basketball great Michael Jordan. Sheen, star of Two and a Half Men, is expected to be charged next month over an incident with his wife Brooke Mueller. Sheen has denied the allegation and he and Mueller requested that a restraining order separating them be lifted. A judge, however, upheld it. Smart judge, I say, and I’d be pretty happy with not being anywhere near him any time soon as well. I like to keep my meals where they belong, thanks.

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