How Does Jennifer Aniston Stay SO Beautiful
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010Oh yes, this is the question on everyone’s mind, Jennifer Aniston is one of those girls that just never seems to age, and even though we know she does keep having birthdays, her face never seems to show it, so it is easy to assume that she is one of those Botox girls. Even here where she is spotted on the set of her new comedy “Just Go With It” she’s seen wearing a pink scarf and jeans, glasses, and looking….stunning. How does she do it? If this photo was labelled Madame Tussaud’s Unveils Wax Replica Of Rachel Greene From Friends Season One, I’d understand. But this is from yesterday! Where’s the sun damage from spending the past five years basking in a bathing suit, nobly devoting herself to the cause of increasing tourism in Mexico? Are her wrinkles all under her hair? Surprisingly, she doesn’t credit injecting her face with bee venom for her looks.
“I could do [Botox], and I mean these lines are getting deeper every day, but when I tell you what’s happened to me–these lines are just about living,” she tells the U.K. edition of Harper’s Bazaar.
What’s happened to her? Oh right. Instead, she champions diet and exercise as her own Fountain of Youth, and not drinking Demi Moore’s blood as one may expect. But for anyone who wants to follow in her footsteps, the good news is she allows herself special treats. The bad news is that one of those treats is a food group.
“I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating sh-t every day.”
That, and find a hairstyle that blocks all your wrinkles, and then hire a wizard to be your makeup artist, and then move strategically so you’re always under the best lighting. Even still, I’m a little suspicious. Let’s just say if The Rachel turns out to have the same powers as The Picture of Dorian Gray, I will not be surprised.
Photograph: Jeff Steinberg / Jordan Lockhart, PacificCoastNews.com







