The Dish on the Kardashian Standpoint for Plastic Surgery
Well the Kardashian clan has been working really hard to come up with something that is headline worthy, so they figured using big terms like plastic surgery would do it. Guess it has for the time being. Here they were spotted at the Kitson boutique on Robertson Blvd to launch their new jewelry line. They laughed and smiled and signed autographs while promoting the “Kardashian Collection by Virgin Saints + Angels”. But you know them, it’s not ALWAYS about the bling. They don’t even need the tabloids doing these big gotcha stories on the Kardashians. They’ll totally just tell you themselves. Especially you, Nightline! Nightline, the show that no one ever references and yet here we are talking about it twice in the same week, sat the Kardashian sisters and their mom Kris down for a chat, and before you could spell Tijuana rhinoplasty, Kim was talking about what Cynthia McFadden would see if Kim took her bra off.
“Trust me honey, if I take this bra off you will tell me I need to get them done. I’m totally not against plastic surgery. … I’ve tried Botox before. That’s the only thing that I’ve done.”
Did the rhinoplasty lengthen there, Kimmy, or does that only happen to wooden puppets caught in the act of lying. And at the other end of the shallow pool, the Kardashian formerly known as The Pregnant One, Kourtney, totally cops to a boob job.
“I have had breast implants, but it’s so funny ’cause it’s not a secret. (it never was Kourt) I could care less. It’s so funny because the ‘before’ picture that [In Touch] showed was after I had my boob job, so I’m like, they should have written ‘before Mason’ and ‘after Mason.’ Like my boobs have, like, tripled since breastfeeding.”
And here we go with the too much information buzzer. As for Khloe Kardashian, the only thing she had that was fake was her wedding. Ok, fine, so just because it was an incredibly successful episode of their reality show doesn’t necessarily mean it was fake. Right? Right. Let’s see what headlines the girls can create NEXT time, shall we?
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