Of course they were spotted here together at the Eclipse Premiere in Los Angeles, and lucky duckies, they got to say it’s because they were in the film together. What’s their excuse now? I don’t know how many times I need to hear people confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are actually a couple before I stop being surprised. And yet here we are. Wyck Godfrey, one of the producers on the Twilight saga, yawned off speculation that the actors were together to Time magazine as if he had just been asked how Twitter works.

“It doesn’t affect our core business at all. The thing I do think about is, Oh my God, I hope they stay together. Because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It’s like, Wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. God, I hope they stay together; please stay together. That’s what affects my day-to-day.”

But you know, Rob, Kristen, no pressure from the boss at all. Wyck probably wouldn’t tell us he lays awake at night doodling “Robsten Forever,” except that Wyck thinks speculation over Rob and Kristen is calming down.

“Do people still report on it?” he asked naively. “If you look at people who have a stable personal life, the rags get tired of them. I think we’re heading to that place where they are together and that’s their life and we better find someone new to create drama out of.”

Delusional much? Tell that to the baby Brangelina are having to save their relationship. Wyck joins a long and prestigious line of blabbermouths who have let it slip that Rob and Kristen are canoodling extracurricularly. August 2009: Jennie Garth, wife of Peter Facinelli (Dr. Carlisle Cullen), gossips about Robert Pattinson’s love life, and earns a place in non-90210 showbiz history.

“I can’t say [if he's dating Kristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [Peter], but he is dating one of them!” she told the New York Daily News at a charity event.

November 2009: This is why you don’t invite original Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke to pyjama parties.

“I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say,” she told, again, Time, when asked about Kristen and Rob’s relationship. “But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, ‘O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.’”

December 2009: A little girl on the Isle of Wight photos Rob and Kristen spending New Year’s Eve together. She then gives interviews about it. May 2010: Oprah Winfrey demands to know what the real deal is with Rob and Kristen before their appearance on her show. They confirmed they were together, a source told E!, in exchange for Oprah lobbing softball questions about their relationship status. Obviously Sasha and Malia Obama put her up to this. All this boils down to is, it’s not news anymore Robsten. Stop pretending that it is. Give us something else to talk about.

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Well well, if your opinion of Mel Gibson wasn’t low enough, let’s add some fuel to that fire now, shall we? It’s too bad he’s so talented too, I love to play the devil’s advocate when an actor finds himself in hot water but is otherwise a knockout on the big screen. But I gotta say, this is one case where the devil must stand alone, yes, my opinion of Mel boy, though not very high to begin with, has sunk to an all new low. And I think watching anything with him in it now is going to have me tasting vomit right quick. Here he was spotted with his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Let’s flashback just a minute. Mel last made headlines last year when he was leaving his wife of THIRTY YEARS, along with his SEVEN CHILDREN for this Russian bombshell, who may I remind you, was carrying his eighth child. That news is not easy to get into one sentence, let me tell you, that’s a LOT. Okay, so Russian baby mama’s first child is now about eight months old, and it looks like these two are on rocky roads already. That would be what we call the understatement of the year. For fans of such Mel Gibson bon mots as “you look like a f–king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n—ers it will be your fault,” today is your lucky day. His ex, Russian musician Oksana Grigorieva, has 30 minutes of those inspirational messages on audio tape. That quote has swept the internet after Radar heard a tape Oksana had made of their argument. The bitter exes had a court hearing the same day, and the judge grilled their lawyers on where those tapes had come from.
Suspicious glances for Oksana ensued. Team Oksana “vehemently denied” to TMZ that she had anything to do with the leak, so the judge told both sides to stop talking so they could calm down the three-ringed circus of verbal abuse this case has become. The exes are discussing custody issues surrounding their eight-month-old daughter Lucia and fine-tuning a restraining order Oksana has against Mel. Other messages born from the mind of Mel that can be heard on the tapes Radar obtained include “I am going to come and burn the f–king house down… but you will blow me first” and “Look what every part of you is… f–king fake… f–king fake. You are the most synthetic person… who the f–k are you?”

“I have no comment on, and furthermore no knowledge of, the credibility or authenticity of any alleged audio tapes,” Mel’s rep told People.

Ya, c’mon! Does that really sound like Mel Gibson? Ok, don’t answer that.

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Oh yes, when you are pretty and rich and find someone ELSE that is pretty and rich then you KNOW…wow, this is the stuff soul mates are made of. Here is one of the world’s prettiest chickitas, Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Angel, strutting out of a Beverly Hills hotel wearing a sexy red dress and some killer heels. At the time of this picture, not that long ago, she was only known as “Miranda Kerr, dating Orlando Bloom”, now, as she enters rooms it will be “Miranda Kerr, now engaged to Orlando Bloom”. Ah yes. New Headline. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr announce their engagement; justice of the universe questioned. Cross another one of Jennifer Aniston’s alleged boyfriends off the list.

After three years of dating, Orlando Bloom, 33, is engaged to Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, 27. This is the worst news that guy who got fired for ogling Miranda at work has heard since, well, he was fired. “Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are getting married,” his rep told Entertainment Tonight. Wow, don’t get too flowery with the announcement there. This is the first engagement for both, but they have some practice, having frequently announced their non-engaged status and subsequently using up all of my “Lord of the Engagement Rings” headlines. Previously Orlando Bloom dated Kate Bosworth for four years before breaking up in 2006. Miranda dated aspiring rock star and Tamarama lead singer Jay Lyon, better known as Whitney Port’s boyfriend on The City, for four years before they broke up in 2007. Congratulations to these two. They make a lovely couple and their children will have beautiful bone structure. What more can you ask for? Paid employment? Orlando has Pirates money AND Lord of the Rings money. He’ll just sleep in, thanks.

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Yes, we reported on this earlier, but it is one thing to say you are leaving someone, another thing to have pictures snapped of you leaving a court emphatically with papers in hand, but it’s an entirely different issue when you actually retain legal counsel. Then things start seeming more real even than cup sizes from way back in the Laguna Beach days. But it’s true. Latest headlines indicate that Heidi Montag “The Hills” star hires a divorce lawyer, and creeps closer to escaping Spencer’s crazy clutches, while still leaving many of us still wondering how authentic ANY of this still is. Really? Yikes, this fake divorce is getting expensive. Expensive but true. Heidi Montag has hired a lawyer to untangle her from the Union That Never Should Have Been, her one-year marriage to the crazy-bearded Spencer Pratt. Heidi’s retained Jodeane Farrell, who TMZ describes as a friend of the Montag family. She’s going to organize a mediation between Heidi and Spencer so they can split up their stuff without going to court. She says they’re “very amicable,” so she’s obviously a few seasons behind on The Hills. Meanwhile, amid rumours that both Spencer and Heidi had affairs before moving out of their junk-jammed Pacific Palisades home last month, Heidi offered to sell Radar video of herself picnicking with her new boyfriend, a marine who once lived with the couple. The site reported they’d offered to sell their story to the media for a jaw-droppingly ridiculous $30,000. The marine, whose name is Paul Robert Korzenko but in an encouraging sign for his mental stability goes by Cougar Zank, has an arrest record that includes charges for DUI, marijuana possession, and domestic assault. None of the charges were ever prosecuted. In that case, congratulations, Heidi, you’ve found another winner! Really. What did she expect us to say??

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Awww, and all this time we’ve been bashing the Kardashian “socialites” they’ve been laughing their way to the banks. Orrrrr….Khloe just landed herself a car payment she will have no idea what to do with. Here is the most recently married Kardashian girl, Khloe Kardashian just after making an appearance at an LA radio station KIIS-FM before heading over to the Jimmy Kimmel studios to satisfy more media hunger. What was she promoting? Who knows, possibly a new earrings line at Dash? I repeat, who knows, she’s not exactly the kind of girl people wake up early to catch on the radio, or stay up late just to see on Jimmy Kimmel. But given this extraordinary kick ass outfit and heels, and the new Rolls Royce she just shelled out $400,000 for her hubby, whatever it is that she is doing, she’s getting either a very nice paycheck or a very sweet line of credit for it. Does she KNOW you have to make those payments EVERY month? Hard to say, we could say that apparently the real money is in pretending your diet supplements work. The face of QuickTrim, Khloe Kardashian, laid down $400,000 to buy her husband Lamar Odom a white Rolls Royce. So we know how she fit into that dress, but can she keep up with the lifestyle that goes with it?

“It was a Lakers championship present,” Khloe’s mom Kris Jenner gushed to E! News. “Fabulous!”

Lakers forward Lamar was showing off his new snazzmobile while leaving L.A. steakhouse Boa on Monday night. He was with his two children from his first marriage, Destiny, 10, and Lamar Jr., 8. Khloe and Lamar wed on their one-month anniversary of meeting, September 27, right before Lamar got seriously busy with basketball and Khloe got seriously busy with… the things… that she does… Anyway, now that the basketball season is over, they’re planning to finally fit a honeymoon in. With all that cash in their pockets, they’re heading to the exotic land of Mexico (a noted 20 minute drive), Lamar has said.

“We’re excited to take two weeks, go out of the country, leave our cell phones behind. We want to be with each other. We’re so in love. I’m a little–it’s a little obsessive.”

Oh don’t worry! Now that you actually have time to get to know each other, that will clear right up. But we’re not buying that about Khloe leaving her crackberry behind. But oh well, they will figure that out once they actually START to get to know each other…..right?

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Twilight star Kristen Stewart is seen here looking not all that happy as she heads out of the Plaza Hotel a little downcast after the “Remember Me” premiere. Coulda been anything really. The tragic storyline in the movie she watched, the trauma from seeing her real life lover die on the big screen, or the sneaking suspicion that all may not be that well in Vampire paradise. So what’s the story? They don’t like to say much, but there are some leaks that this couple is not so ironclad after all. Yes it’s true, the secret, smouldering love affair between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has finally crumbled under its own hotness. According to Life & Style, the magazine of record for how the Kardashians get bikini ready, the vampsy love affair is over. Rob made the painful choice to do the dumping after taking an honest, grown-up look at their relationship and realizing she’s, um, annoying.

“When Rob was back in the U.K., he was totally fed up with Kristen and over it. He told her, ‘We’re done.’ Rob says she complains about everything and is such a downer. But when he meets up with her they start flirting again and get caught up in all the romance.”

Even if this is true (which E! says it isn’t), they aren’t letting it get in the way of what’s really important: talking about Eclipse. The couple have been doing press for their third Twilight movie together along with their pet werewolf, Taylor Lautner, and have managed to avoid firing menacing dagger eyes at each other. Although Rob ditched Taylor and Kristen when they flew to Australia last month, that probably had more to do with scheduling conflicts with Rob’s Oscar-baiting drama Water For Elephants with Reese Witherspoon than any kind of residual awkwardness. So maybe they did split up, but I was kind of hoping for some more drama. Like tears or a Lindsay Lohan-style collapse to the knees and a “why are you ruining my LIFE” bellow. I appreciate that Kristen has too much going on to sit and stare out a window for endless months a la Bella, but how about a little angst? Like promoting the movie with moody quotes, like “movies let us escape from the pain that is life.” Or instead of signing autographs in ink, how about blood? She just needs to get creative is all I’m sayin.

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