Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Dramas
Here she was when she began her 90-day jail sentence just a few short weeks ago, arriving at the Beverly Hills Municipal Courthouse to report to Judge Marsha Revel to serve her time. And who would have thought that this seemingly somber day would turn into the circus that it has. Let’s take a minute to count ALL the hands that went up with that one. Oh yes, the prison dramas that are Lindsay Lohan, what else could we expect. Nelson Mandela can step down. False imprisonment has a new face, and it has freckles. On the heels of reports that doctors at UCLA don’t think Lindsay Lohan has drug or alcohol addictions comes word that this Mean Girl with a really long record wants a public apology from the court. They can give her an Oscar and a unicorn while they’re at it. Our (and Lilo’s) friend “Close Source” spoke with Fox News on this very serious issue.
“Lindsay is fuming. She is really upset that the courts put her through all this.”
“All this” of course being, expected to complete her sentence. Surprisingly, Lindsay is not enjoying her punishment nearly as much as she was enjoying being paid to go to luxurious resorts and get hammered. “She is ready to get out,” a source tells Radar. “Lindsay has had a lot of down time, and she is anxious to return to her life. Lindsay misses her family and friends tremendously. Lindsay simply wants her life back.” At least she can take heart that she has finally been reunited with something even better than her family. She got her BlackBerry back last week, although you’d never know it, so there must have been some bans in place there. There’ve been no Twitter updates, no leaked texts, no heartfelt manifestos calling for Al Gore’s assistance. It’s almost like she’s–gasp!–taking her situation seriously! In case you accidentally erased details of Lindsay’s incarceration from your memory to make room for information that’s actually important, Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days in jail and another 90 days in rehab for violating her probation. Among her transgressions: she skipped alcohol-education classes, not to mention court, to go to the Cannes Film Festival. She was on probation for two 2007 DUIs, one of which found her chasing innocent people around L.A., pulling into the police station, and being caught carrying cocaine. She served two weeks in jail before being moved to rehab. Her lawyer is arguing in court on Wednesday to have her released within 10 days. A senior staff member at Morningside, the rehab Lindsay was originally assigned to, told Radar that early releases in situations like this are “nearly impossible.” Of course, we’re talking about a girl who has been modelling since she was three, acting since she was 10, dating B-list celebrities since she was 15, and making awful movies since she was 20. If anyone can rewrite the rule book, it’s Lindsay.
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