And here we have Amy Winehouse in all of her disheveled glory seen leaving her house and trying to pretend that she is avoiding the paparazzi. This is one of those girls that never seems to stop surprising us. Well, most of what she does or is accused of these days is of little surprise, but it’s always interesting if nothing else to see what she is stopping to next. And we’ve been talking a little bit about the final demise of her marriage with convict Blake Fielder Civil, but it seems the months we spent ranting about how disgusting their love was, there may actually be something to it. Despite her philandering ways, she doesn’t seem to be too interested in just leaving this mess behind her, and she has begged her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, to take her back and call off their divorce. During a recent emotional phone call, laced with crack and a raspy smokers cough, Amy reportedly begged him to call the whole thing off and give their couplehood another go says “Close Source”:

“Blake was absolutely stunned when Amy called. He couldn’t believe it. It has been such a long time and so much has happened. She told him she still loved him and missed him and wanted him back. She said to him, ‘Come home to me. Be with me.’ Amy asked him, ‘Do you love me?’ Blake told her, ‘I love you. You know I do’. Blake told her that if she can stay clear of the drugs there is a chance for them.”

What, are we supposed to believe this means that Blake is no longer using the Class B’s? Maybe. But what you choose to believe is your own business. The couple – who married in 2007 and were recently granted a decree nisi – have both been trying to get themselves clean of drugs and it seems to be working. Blake is still in rehab following his release from jail earlier this year while Amy recently returned to London from an eight-month break in St. Lucia. Blake is keen to rekindle their relationship as he knows they can no longer be a negative influence on each other’s lives if they both stay clean. His words on the situation?

“We’ve been talking for the first time in months. I love her as much as ever. I know she still loves me, even though we’re getting divorced. Maybe this time we can do everything properly and not mess it up. She is looking beautiful and healthy now and it reminds me of the old Amy. She has been wearing my engagement ring and it meant an awful lot. I did something wrong and went to prison. I got clean. Amy flew off somewhere hot, got clean. It was meant to be that way. We were pushing things to the extreme with our drug-taking and it could never have carried on that way. I want to take her out for dinner and propose again. I hope that within five minutes we’ll be planning where we’re next going to get married.”

Blake and Amy staying together is not something I am opposed to believing. Blake and Amy staying clean and staying together welllll……as Oprah would say, that’s another show.

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Here we see Amy Winehouse in all her denim glory upon leaving the London City of Westminster Magistrates Court after being found not guilty of assault. A judge acquitted Amy Winehouse of assaulting Sherene Flash who asked to take her picture following a charity ball on 25 September 2008. There is some rumor that she arrived to court in the morning in a pencil skirt and then left the courtroom after her acquittal looking like this, so as much as I want to slam her for being a trainwreck and appearing in court in jeans, I can’t. But I CAN slam her for making it LOOK like she appeared in court in jeans, because this only proves that she likes it when we think she’s a total loser. At any rate, now that she has this little legal hassle aside, Amy is worried, or not, about her next one, where her soon to be ex-hubby is insisting that she cheated on him with four different men while he was in prison. Soon-to-be ex-spouse Blake Fielder-Civil claims the ‘Back to Black’ singer – who admitted adultery in divorce proceedings earlier this month – had trysts with the guys while he was in jail on charges of perverting the course of justice and grievous bodily harm.

“She did it time after time. She kept cheating on me, and kept saying sorry. And I kept saying, ‘It’s alright, I forgive you.’ The nastier she was, the more in love I became. And she couldn’t believe her luck.”

This is one of those situations where ahead of time, you know how dysfunctional the relationship is, but when you hear it out loud, it kind of makes your ears bleed a little bit. Or a lot. Although Blake was devastated by Amy’s infidelities, he wasn’t surprised because she’d had such a powerful sex drive when they were together. And here Blake went on in detail, describing some information that registered so high on the “too much information” buzzer that I’ve had to send it out to get repaired, so I simply can’t repeat it here. Suffice it to say, my life was actually better before I knew their intimate details, so I am sparing you this pain. But if you are wondering the “who’s who” in Amy’s long string of men, meaning, who would do THAT, Blake has a handy list for his legal team. Amy, 25, was linked to her manager’s assistant, 23-year-old Alex Haines, in April last year, then Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall, 41, and Kristian Marr – sometime boyfriend of fashion designer Sadie Frost. THEN, in January this year Amy was said to have had an affair with rugby player Josh Bowman, 21, during her extended break on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia. And Blake is distraught. Because the crack made her do it. He truly believes they took advantage of her while she was addicted to drugs and not in full control of her faculties.

“If I was the person she had these flings with, I may have thought it’s not the best idea to sleep with someone who is out of their mind, can barely speak and probably weighs about five stone (70lbs). But that’s their cross to bear and I think she’s just very lonely and has always used her sexuality to make friends.”

Did he forget that if he hadn’t gone to prison he would have done the same thing? I hate it when crack makes you sleep with people who can also be referred to as “not your husband”. Tragic.

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This Just In. Amy Winehouse Saves Drowning Lady. WHAT? ~ Bitten and Bound

Sarah Larson Has Some New Eye Candy on her Arm. And He’s YOUNG. ~ Hollywire

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A less than perfect Amy Winehouse is seen here leaving her home wearing a pink jacket with the name ‘Amy Woo’ embroidered on it, where once it read ‘Amy Civil’. Naturally Amy’s former embroidery was referring to her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, so her new patch sparked some speculation that she has a romantic connection with her friend Blake Wood. Blake Wood has been seen going in and out of Amy’s London flat, and though her hubby has been in rehab since his prison release on November 5th, Amy hasn’t quite made the hubby appeals that she normally does. In fact, it seems that even hubby Blake is not all that interested any more with reports surfacing that he has been hanging around a German model by the name of Sophie Schandorff. In fact, the romance between Blake and Sophie is so torrid, that Amy spewed to the press ‘It’s over!’. To a London newspaper she made the following statement:

There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?

Uh no. It’s not enough. You also need some compassion, TRUST, mutual respect, and quite possibly this couple would not make it without couples detox that was involved by physical restraints. But that’s just me. No, these two need a lot of work, and Amy has not made much attempts to be involved with his rehab process. She has barely visited her hubby, though that may have something to do with his treatment, and failed to make a scheduled November 17th visit because he had first texted her asking her to bring some crack. Hm. Looks like Amy may have made the best choice there by not going. I am no Dr. Drew, but I think bringing crack to rehab is against the rules. But hope may not be lost, though she claims its over, it IS Amy, and how much cred does this girl have, right? She was seen banging on the door to her old home recently screaming ‘Blaaaaaake’. It IS a subtle sign, but I think it may mean, in Amy’s own little quiet way, that she does care a little.

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Ah yes. Here we have Amy Winehouse looking about as dishevelled as it gets. But doesn’t every picture of Amy look like this? And it seems they are getting worse, and worse, but when you are a living, breathing trainwreck and addict, THIS is what happens boys and girls. And just when you think it’s safe to put your head on your pillow again without hearing another crack addict story coming out of Wino’s London abode, there she goes again to surprise you. Sidenote to those of you in the London area. If you happen to hear a strange woman banging on your door shouting in the wee hours of the morning, something that sounds like ‘Blaaaaaaaaa—- aaaaaaaa——-kkkkeeeee!!!’ Don’t worry, it’s just Amy Wino making the rounds as she scours the ends of the earth for her husband. And even better, if you ignore it, it WILL go away. And this is how Amy’s last weekend went apparently. Another weekend where it concludes with her having to break out her apology notepaper…(mental note, she’s running short, someone may want to gift her with some)….Friday night Amy went on one of her usual benders and stumbled around her London neighbourhood where she visited her old apartment, the one she shared with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, who is in rehab right now after prison release. So alas, there was no Blake to be found, and nobody interested in answering their door. I am sure behind that closed door however there was quite a lot of laughing going on. Either that or they were stoned themselves and chalking up the whines to the ghosts of stone heads past. But that didn’t seem to dismay Wino. She stumbled through a construction site in her infamous pink ballet flats, with her equally infamous bottle of vodka in one hand, and stumbled back home. To her real home. And once she was in the confines of her own stone head den, she seemed to return to her senses at least somewhat, realizing that he was in rehab.

Iget to see him Monday,” she told the paparazzi through her intercom, the Sun reports. “Things weren’t going too well–we didn’t get to have sex for a whole year. I love the man.”

Wow. That’s intelligent!! So eloquently said, Amy!! But of course the Sun also followed up this statement with a quick one that noted Amy had told them that Blake had asked her to bring some crack to rehab when she visits. That should be ok, right? Until the next drug binge, stay tuned boys and girls, we all KNOW this isn’t the last of this one….

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Eeesssh!!! That sound you hear is the collective groan of folks all over the world as they hear the news that yes it is true. Crack head hubby to crack head spouse Amy Winehouse has been given an early release from prison. Blake Fielder Civil the heartthrob and love of the life of Amy Winehouse was yes, released from Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk on Wednesday. Reports are that Blake did not pass go or collect $200 and did in fact head straight to rehab. And yes, this is the only good news about this. Many close to Amy have feared this day if for no other reason than that her already downhill spiral will spiral uncontrollably when he gets out of prison as he is her leading enabler when it comes to the crack pipe. Blake’s release comes almost a year to the day after he was arrested on November 8, 2007. Blake’s dramatic arrest was handled by eight plain clothes policemen that handcuffed him and toted him away from his flat as Amy carried on in her usual hysterics. Blake was arrested on charges from a pub fight that he was in, which was not the big issue. The big issue came when he tried to bribe a few folks into simply saying that it didn’t happen at all. And so Blake was arrested on charges for ‘perverting the court of justice’. This past summer, Blake plead guilty and was sentenced to over two years, a total of 27 months to be exact. And in the UK, inmates are only required to serve half their sentences if they make all kinds of good promises such as rehab and good behaviour. So Blake filled his promises after serving 245 days, got his release, and headed off to rehab. Oddly enough, Amy was nowhere to be seen at the time of his release. And considering that we have watched her pine and wine over him the last 245 days, it is a little mysterious. But reports are that Amy just ‘wasn’t feeling well’ and stayed home for the grand occasion. And, considering she has been in the London Clinic for her degenerating lung condition, this may well be the case. So the big reunion will have to wait until Blake comes out of rehab, since visitors are typically not allowed in rehab for the beginning stages of recovery. But since we know how Blake feels about the law, he may not serve all of his rehab time, and may have just used this as his ticket out of the clink. Hm, hard to say with this one. How much time are we giving him, or Amy for that matter, before this trainwreck gets worse?