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A less than perfect Amy Winehouse is seen here leaving her home wearing a pink jacket with the name ‘Amy Woo’ embroidered on it, where once it read ‘Amy Civil’. Naturally Amy’s former embroidery was referring to her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, so her new patch sparked some speculation that she has a romantic connection with her friend Blake Wood. Blake Wood has been seen going in and out of Amy’s London flat, and though her hubby has been in rehab since his prison release on November 5th, Amy hasn’t quite made the hubby appeals that she normally does. In fact, it seems that even hubby Blake is not all that interested any more with reports surfacing that he has been hanging around a German model by the name of Sophie Schandorff. In fact, the romance between Blake and Sophie is so torrid, that Amy spewed to the press ‘It’s over!’. To a London newspaper she made the following statement:

There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?

Uh no. It’s not enough. You also need some compassion, TRUST, mutual respect, and quite possibly this couple would not make it without couples detox that was involved by physical restraints. But that’s just me. No, these two need a lot of work, and Amy has not made much attempts to be involved with his rehab process. She has barely visited her hubby, though that may have something to do with his treatment, and failed to make a scheduled November 17th visit because he had first texted her asking her to bring some crack. Hm. Looks like Amy may have made the best choice there by not going. I am no Dr. Drew, but I think bringing crack to rehab is against the rules. But hope may not be lost, though she claims its over, it IS Amy, and how much cred does this girl have, right? She was seen banging on the door to her old home recently screaming ‘Blaaaaaake’. It IS a subtle sign, but I think it may mean, in Amy’s own little quiet way, that she does care a little.

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Ah yes. Here we have Amy Winehouse looking about as dishevelled as it gets. But doesn’t every picture of Amy look like this? And it seems they are getting worse, and worse, but when you are a living, breathing trainwreck and addict, THIS is what happens boys and girls. And just when you think it’s safe to put your head on your pillow again without hearing another crack addict story coming out of Wino’s London abode, there she goes again to surprise you. Sidenote to those of you in the London area. If you happen to hear a strange woman banging on your door shouting in the wee hours of the morning, something that sounds like ‘Blaaaaaaaaa—- aaaaaaaa——-kkkkeeeee!!!’ Don’t worry, it’s just Amy Wino making the rounds as she scours the ends of the earth for her husband. And even better, if you ignore it, it WILL go away. And this is how Amy’s last weekend went apparently. Another weekend where it concludes with her having to break out her apology notepaper…(mental note, she’s running short, someone may want to gift her with some)….Friday night Amy went on one of her usual benders and stumbled around her London neighbourhood where she visited her old apartment, the one she shared with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, who is in rehab right now after prison release. So alas, there was no Blake to be found, and nobody interested in answering their door. I am sure behind that closed door however there was quite a lot of laughing going on. Either that or they were stoned themselves and chalking up the whines to the ghosts of stone heads past. But that didn’t seem to dismay Wino. She stumbled through a construction site in her infamous pink ballet flats, with her equally infamous bottle of vodka in one hand, and stumbled back home. To her real home. And once she was in the confines of her own stone head den, she seemed to return to her senses at least somewhat, realizing that he was in rehab.

Iget to see him Monday,” she told the paparazzi through her intercom, the Sun reports. “Things weren’t going too well–we didn’t get to have sex for a whole year. I love the man.”

Wow. That’s intelligent!! So eloquently said, Amy!! But of course the Sun also followed up this statement with a quick one that noted Amy had told them that Blake had asked her to bring some crack to rehab when she visits. That should be ok, right? Until the next drug binge, stay tuned boys and girls, we all KNOW this isn’t the last of this one….

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Eeesssh!!! That sound you hear is the collective groan of folks all over the world as they hear the news that yes it is true. Crack head hubby to crack head spouse Amy Winehouse has been given an early release from prison. Blake Fielder Civil the heartthrob and love of the life of Amy Winehouse was yes, released from Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk on Wednesday. Reports are that Blake did not pass go or collect $200 and did in fact head straight to rehab. And yes, this is the only good news about this. Many close to Amy have feared this day if for no other reason than that her already downhill spiral will spiral uncontrollably when he gets out of prison as he is her leading enabler when it comes to the crack pipe. Blake’s release comes almost a year to the day after he was arrested on November 8, 2007. Blake’s dramatic arrest was handled by eight plain clothes policemen that handcuffed him and toted him away from his flat as Amy carried on in her usual hysterics. Blake was arrested on charges from a pub fight that he was in, which was not the big issue. The big issue came when he tried to bribe a few folks into simply saying that it didn’t happen at all. And so Blake was arrested on charges for ‘perverting the court of justice’. This past summer, Blake plead guilty and was sentenced to over two years, a total of 27 months to be exact. And in the UK, inmates are only required to serve half their sentences if they make all kinds of good promises such as rehab and good behaviour. So Blake filled his promises after serving 245 days, got his release, and headed off to rehab. Oddly enough, Amy was nowhere to be seen at the time of his release. And considering that we have watched her pine and wine over him the last 245 days, it is a little mysterious. But reports are that Amy just ‘wasn’t feeling well’ and stayed home for the grand occasion. And, considering she has been in the London Clinic for her degenerating lung condition, this may well be the case. So the big reunion will have to wait until Blake comes out of rehab, since visitors are typically not allowed in rehab for the beginning stages of recovery. But since we know how Blake feels about the law, he may not serve all of his rehab time, and may have just used this as his ticket out of the clink. Hm, hard to say with this one. How much time are we giving him, or Amy for that matter, before this trainwreck gets worse?

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Yep. Another day, another trip to the ER for Amy Winehouse. Maybe if she stopped putting cocaine in her cotton candy she’d have better health, just a thought. Amy Winehouse has landed in the hospital yet again for recurring issues with her failing lungs. Saturday she was rushed to the ER after a Thursday home visit by the doctors regarding her existing lung condition. While the doctor was at her house for the Thursday visit, he noted that her lung condition that landed her in the hospital last year, had deteriorated and he wanted her to have more tests done. So, instead of hopping on that bandwagon immediately, Amy gave it a couple days to you know, maybe ignore the problems and hope they went away, but by Saturday she was forced to head to the London Clinic to get some tests done. Since she has already been treated for deteriorating lung disease, this can’t be a good thing. Her previous hospitalization and treatment for a condition that is like emphysema was only last June. If just a few months later she’s already back in the hospital over it, it could be a signal that her body is finally shutting down on her. Nobody has confirmed whether her June treatment was even officially emphysema. I wonder why, but her dad and her doctors are very sketchy on releasing official word as to what her actual condition is. Do you think it’s because they don’t want to tarnish the career of such a budding star? Uh ,no, look at her. She’s tarnishing that just fine on her own. But her condition is most definitely a lung condition of the deteriorating variety. And why should anyone be surprised, her entire life revolves around one deterioriating element after another. When you have a diet of crack and….well, crack….it would be a shock to learn that her white blood cells and immune system even bother putting up a fight anymore. Ahh, poor Amy Winehouse. So many of her fans are so desperately hoping that she gets her act together. However, her body may make that decision for her if she doesn’t start taking care of herself.

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Here Amy Winehouse is seen out and about stumbling through yet another of her infamous bar crawls on a night where she found herself in the same sort of troubles she always finds herself in. Yep, these are typical here. Amy spent her night fighting with her security guards, punching this that and the other person, and looking as dirty and wasted as usual. Ah yes, just another day in the life of Amy Winehouse, huh? It’s almost better actually that she uses physical force to communicate her needs more often than not, because by the sounds of it, whenever she opens her mouth, something stupid falls out of it. The most recent example of this was when she compared her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil with Nelson Mandela. Amy recently appeared as a performer at Nelson Mandela’s birthday bash, and it was at this event where she opened her mouth and insert her foot. Nelson Mandela himself wasn’t even sure who Amy was at the time of the event, and had to be filled in by British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. And we all know that Amy has an unusual obsession with her cracked out husband, and she expressed this obsession, alongside her excitement at being able to perform for Nelson by opening her show by saying:

You know, Nelson Mandela and my husband have a great deal in common–both of them have spent a great deal of time in prison.

Sounds like dear Amy needs an edumacation on what kind of ordeal Nelson actually went through, one that pales in comparison to a coke addicts incarceration. But to make a faux pas even worse, when the crowd was singing ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ at the end of her performance, she was actually singing ‘Free Blakey my Fella.’. Phew boy, well, all you can really do in this situation is sigh, and hope to heaven that not many people heard. Or, just shake your head at it all, because really, Amy has given us very little alternatives when it comes to figuring out how to deal with her.

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Pass Amy Some Cotton Candy Please. But Only if it’s Cocaine Enriched if You Don’t Mind. ~ Bitten and Bound

Ah yes, the Time Told Autobiography of 16 Year Old Miley Cyrus is FINALLY Complete ~ Hollywire

Shanna Moakler Has a New Man! Looks Like Someone’s Leftovers ~ Hot Momma Gossip

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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking more emaciated than usual as she travels further down her downhill spiral, and if she keeps it up, there won’t be much, if anything left of her soon. But if it’s any relief, it sounds like the you know what has finally hit the fan for Amy Winehouse. You know what they say about addicts, they reach a certain point that forever after they refer to as ‘rock bottom’. Well, Amy may have actually hit hers some time ago, but it’s only coming clear to her now. After yet another pathetic performance recently, she had somewhat of a breakdown claiming that ‘this isn’t a life, I’m a mess’. And instead of turning to the Jack Daniels bottles or her pipe, she turned to tears and devastation, and…even more surprisingly, noted that her hubby Blake Fielder Civil is the real reason behind her demise. Even though she acknowledges this, she still supports him 100% saying that when he gets out of prison, her life will begin again. ‘He is my life, I want to see him’. And, in a bizarre twist that could only come from Wino, she has made BFF’s with her 12 year old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, a girl who is now posing as Amy’s stand in, understudy of sorts, when Amy is too messed up to perform. You have to know that you KNOW you are bad off when you have a 12 year old acting as your stand in, but Amy loves it.

When I look at Dionne she reminds me of myself. I used to be this little girl who liked Celine Dion and singing, this beautiful sweet girl with innocent dreams.”

I am thinking Amy MUST have been high when she noted that, as I just can’t see a day when she EVER looked like dear Celine. But whatever! But perhaps its nice that she’s clinging to girlhood hopes instead of controlled substances. Though, is a 25 year old trainwreck the BEST of influences for a 12 year old? Hmmm….