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Yep. Another day, another trip to the ER for Amy Winehouse. Maybe if she stopped putting cocaine in her cotton candy she’d have better health, just a thought. Amy Winehouse has landed in the hospital yet again for recurring issues with her failing lungs. Saturday she was rushed to the ER after a Thursday home visit by the doctors regarding her existing lung condition. While the doctor was at her house for the Thursday visit, he noted that her lung condition that landed her in the hospital last year, had deteriorated and he wanted her to have more tests done. So, instead of hopping on that bandwagon immediately, Amy gave it a couple days to you know, maybe ignore the problems and hope they went away, but by Saturday she was forced to head to the London Clinic to get some tests done. Since she has already been treated for deteriorating lung disease, this can’t be a good thing. Her previous hospitalization and treatment for a condition that is like emphysema was only last June. If just a few months later she’s already back in the hospital over it, it could be a signal that her body is finally shutting down on her. Nobody has confirmed whether her June treatment was even officially emphysema. I wonder why, but her dad and her doctors are very sketchy on releasing official word as to what her actual condition is. Do you think it’s because they don’t want to tarnish the career of such a budding star? Uh ,no, look at her. She’s tarnishing that just fine on her own. But her condition is most definitely a lung condition of the deteriorating variety. And why should anyone be surprised, her entire life revolves around one deterioriating element after another. When you have a diet of crack and….well, crack….it would be a shock to learn that her white blood cells and immune system even bother putting up a fight anymore. Ahh, poor Amy Winehouse. So many of her fans are so desperately hoping that she gets her act together. However, her body may make that decision for her if she doesn’t start taking care of herself.

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Here Amy Winehouse is seen out and about stumbling through yet another of her infamous bar crawls on a night where she found herself in the same sort of troubles she always finds herself in. Yep, these are typical here. Amy spent her night fighting with her security guards, punching this that and the other person, and looking as dirty and wasted as usual. Ah yes, just another day in the life of Amy Winehouse, huh? It’s almost better actually that she uses physical force to communicate her needs more often than not, because by the sounds of it, whenever she opens her mouth, something stupid falls out of it. The most recent example of this was when she compared her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil with Nelson Mandela. Amy recently appeared as a performer at Nelson Mandela’s birthday bash, and it was at this event where she opened her mouth and insert her foot. Nelson Mandela himself wasn’t even sure who Amy was at the time of the event, and had to be filled in by British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. And we all know that Amy has an unusual obsession with her cracked out husband, and she expressed this obsession, alongside her excitement at being able to perform for Nelson by opening her show by saying:

You know, Nelson Mandela and my husband have a great deal in common–both of them have spent a great deal of time in prison.

Sounds like dear Amy needs an edumacation on what kind of ordeal Nelson actually went through, one that pales in comparison to a coke addicts incarceration. But to make a faux pas even worse, when the crowd was singing ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ at the end of her performance, she was actually singing ‘Free Blakey my Fella.’. Phew boy, well, all you can really do in this situation is sigh, and hope to heaven that not many people heard. Or, just shake your head at it all, because really, Amy has given us very little alternatives when it comes to figuring out how to deal with her.

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Pass Amy Some Cotton Candy Please. But Only if it’s Cocaine Enriched if You Don’t Mind. ~ Bitten and Bound

Ah yes, the Time Told Autobiography of 16 Year Old Miley Cyrus is FINALLY Complete ~ Hollywire

Shanna Moakler Has a New Man! Looks Like Someone’s Leftovers ~ Hot Momma Gossip

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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking more emaciated than usual as she travels further down her downhill spiral, and if she keeps it up, there won’t be much, if anything left of her soon. But if it’s any relief, it sounds like the you know what has finally hit the fan for Amy Winehouse. You know what they say about addicts, they reach a certain point that forever after they refer to as ‘rock bottom’. Well, Amy may have actually hit hers some time ago, but it’s only coming clear to her now. After yet another pathetic performance recently, she had somewhat of a breakdown claiming that ‘this isn’t a life, I’m a mess’. And instead of turning to the Jack Daniels bottles or her pipe, she turned to tears and devastation, and…even more surprisingly, noted that her hubby Blake Fielder Civil is the real reason behind her demise. Even though she acknowledges this, she still supports him 100% saying that when he gets out of prison, her life will begin again. ‘He is my life, I want to see him’. And, in a bizarre twist that could only come from Wino, she has made BFF’s with her 12 year old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, a girl who is now posing as Amy’s stand in, understudy of sorts, when Amy is too messed up to perform. You have to know that you KNOW you are bad off when you have a 12 year old acting as your stand in, but Amy loves it.

When I look at Dionne she reminds me of myself. I used to be this little girl who liked Celine Dion and singing, this beautiful sweet girl with innocent dreams.”

I am thinking Amy MUST have been high when she noted that, as I just can’t see a day when she EVER looked like dear Celine. But whatever! But perhaps its nice that she’s clinging to girlhood hopes instead of controlled substances. Though, is a 25 year old trainwreck the BEST of influences for a 12 year old? Hmmm….

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If You Care, Check Out Brad and Angelina’s Umpteenth Home Purchase in Berlin ~ Bitten and Bound

Shock of All Shocks. Wino is Facing Assault Charges YET AGAIN. ~ Hollywire

SNL Fans Can Check Out Tina Fey’s Awesome Sarah Palin Parody ~ Hot Momma Gossip

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Well well, we haven’t seen nor heard too much of our favourite UK trainwreck these days, but it’s clear that that is not because she has cleaned herself up. And she’s of course been very involved with getting back into the performing ends of things and working hard on her ‘career’. That and attending to her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s legal matters, and ensuring she makes every conjugal visit to the clink where he is whiling away his sentence. Yes yes, we all know a lot, and care much less, about how much she worships the ground he walks on and can’t wait for him to be released, so it must have come as quite the slap in the face to her when she found out he recently refused a change in scenery. Yes, Blake darling was offered an early release from prison if he took orders to complete his sentence at his mother’s house, Georgette Civil, located in London. Blake would have been on house arrest orders, and given very little freedom, but considerably more obviously than he would receive in the clink. Amy probably got all excited imagining g all kinds of romantic candle lit and coke filled home time sessions, but uh, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess injecting Windex and sniffing toilet cleaner without mom nagging you about it is much more appealing. Or something. And yes, Amy had some boo hoos when she found out about this monumental decision and mourned his delayed release by posting a full frontal picture on her Facebook page. Yep. Classy is as classy does. Blake’s picture is of him shirtless, yanking his drawers down, and with a bandage over his eye. Why the bandage? Oh who knows, and who wants to. Well, we sort of do, in the same way that we need to scratch a mosquito bite. You know it’s a really bad idea, but you just can’t resist the temptation.