Ben Dome, PacificCoastNews.com

Pass Amy Some Cotton Candy Please. But Only if it’s Cocaine Enriched if You Don’t Mind. ~ Bitten and Bound

Ah yes, the Time Told Autobiography of 16 Year Old Miley Cyrus is FINALLY Complete ~ Hollywire

Shanna Moakler Has a New Man! Looks Like Someone’s Leftovers ~ Hot Momma Gossip

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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking more emaciated than usual as she travels further down her downhill spiral, and if she keeps it up, there won’t be much, if anything left of her soon. But if it’s any relief, it sounds like the you know what has finally hit the fan for Amy Winehouse. You know what they say about addicts, they reach a certain point that forever after they refer to as ‘rock bottom’. Well, Amy may have actually hit hers some time ago, but it’s only coming clear to her now. After yet another pathetic performance recently, she had somewhat of a breakdown claiming that ‘this isn’t a life, I’m a mess’. And instead of turning to the Jack Daniels bottles or her pipe, she turned to tears and devastation, and…even more surprisingly, noted that her hubby Blake Fielder Civil is the real reason behind her demise. Even though she acknowledges this, she still supports him 100% saying that when he gets out of prison, her life will begin again. ‘He is my life, I want to see him’. And, in a bizarre twist that could only come from Wino, she has made BFF’s with her 12 year old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, a girl who is now posing as Amy’s stand in, understudy of sorts, when Amy is too messed up to perform. You have to know that you KNOW you are bad off when you have a 12 year old acting as your stand in, but Amy loves it.

When I look at Dionne she reminds me of myself. I used to be this little girl who liked Celine Dion and singing, this beautiful sweet girl with innocent dreams.”

I am thinking Amy MUST have been high when she noted that, as I just can’t see a day when she EVER looked like dear Celine. But whatever! But perhaps its nice that she’s clinging to girlhood hopes instead of controlled substances. Though, is a 25 year old trainwreck the BEST of influences for a 12 year old? Hmmm….

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If You Care, Check Out Brad and Angelina’s Umpteenth Home Purchase in Berlin ~ Bitten and Bound

Shock of All Shocks. Wino is Facing Assault Charges YET AGAIN. ~ Hollywire

SNL Fans Can Check Out Tina Fey’s Awesome Sarah Palin Parody ~ Hot Momma Gossip

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Well well, we haven’t seen nor heard too much of our favourite UK trainwreck these days, but it’s clear that that is not because she has cleaned herself up. And she’s of course been very involved with getting back into the performing ends of things and working hard on her ‘career’. That and attending to her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s legal matters, and ensuring she makes every conjugal visit to the clink where he is whiling away his sentence. Yes yes, we all know a lot, and care much less, about how much she worships the ground he walks on and can’t wait for him to be released, so it must have come as quite the slap in the face to her when she found out he recently refused a change in scenery. Yes, Blake darling was offered an early release from prison if he took orders to complete his sentence at his mother’s house, Georgette Civil, located in London. Blake would have been on house arrest orders, and given very little freedom, but considerably more obviously than he would receive in the clink. Amy probably got all excited imagining g all kinds of romantic candle lit and coke filled home time sessions, but uh, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess injecting Windex and sniffing toilet cleaner without mom nagging you about it is much more appealing. Or something. And yes, Amy had some boo hoos when she found out about this monumental decision and mourned his delayed release by posting a full frontal picture on her Facebook page. Yep. Classy is as classy does. Blake’s picture is of him shirtless, yanking his drawers down, and with a bandage over his eye. Why the bandage? Oh who knows, and who wants to. Well, we sort of do, in the same way that we need to scratch a mosquito bite. You know it’s a really bad idea, but you just can’t resist the temptation.

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John Calabrese, PacificCoastNews.com

Pink Hangs Out at the Beach ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Anne Hathaway Reportedly Assisted the Feds in Busting her Deadbeat Beau ~ Bitten and Bound

Does Amy Winehouse Have Brain Damage? Do Cats Meow? ~ Hollywire

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Amy Winehouse is seen here after what seems to be a pretty standard evening for her. She spent the night out crawling and sleazing around some bars in London, and then, per usual, after she’d bent her arm a few too many times, she got angry and violent. In this case, she was walking down the road with a friend when some paparazzi were following her and, dare they, shouting to her, for her attention. Amy responded in true Wino form by throwing a pint glass at them, which thankfully, smashed in front of the photographer, and not OVER the photographer. A few minutes later a woman tried to slow and calm her down by touching her arm. As you can imagine this helpful soul was thanked with a smack in the face. Nice. This woman clearly needs to be locked up and detoxed ASAP, but I have a hunch, this is just not ever going to happen. The London Sun was recently sourced as saying that indeed Amy IS on the way to rehab, and that she would be drying out in a facility a few miles away from her hubby’s prison. Yep. That’s healthy. But her dad was quick to nip that rumor in the bud. Mitch Winehouse says there’s no chance of rehab anytime soon. Not only will she not be heading out to the Focus 12 center, just a dozen or so miles from Blake’s residence at Highpoint Prison, but she doesn’t seem to be on the rehab track any time soon. Of course, Daddy Winehouse is blindly hoping that she will come clean regardless, and still have a shot at spending some time with Blake on visiting hours, but you know, these are the things that pipe dreams are made of folks. Blake is expected to be up for parole by Christmas, and if he gets it, I am sure Amy will be in more trouble than she already is. Will Wino ever change? I dunno, it doesn’t look all that promising. However, we HAVE been known to say that about our Britney, haven’t we? I guess anything can happen, but I’m not holding my breath.

Craig Barritt

Ellen de Generes and Portia de Rossi Get Married ~ Hollywire

The Cruise Family Spending some Quality Time ~ Bitten and Bound

Amy Winehouse is so PRETTY! (puke) ~ I Don’t Want Your LIfe