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Well well, we haven’t seen nor heard too much of our favourite UK trainwreck these days, but it’s clear that that is not because she has cleaned herself up. And she’s of course been very involved with getting back into the performing ends of things and working hard on her ‘career’. That and attending to her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s legal matters, and ensuring she makes every conjugal visit to the clink where he is whiling away his sentence. Yes yes, we all know a lot, and care much less, about how much she worships the ground he walks on and can’t wait for him to be released, so it must have come as quite the slap in the face to her when she found out he recently refused a change in scenery. Yes, Blake darling was offered an early release from prison if he took orders to complete his sentence at his mother’s house, Georgette Civil, located in London. Blake would have been on house arrest orders, and given very little freedom, but considerably more obviously than he would receive in the clink. Amy probably got all excited imagining g all kinds of romantic candle lit and coke filled home time sessions, but uh, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess injecting Windex and sniffing toilet cleaner without mom nagging you about it is much more appealing. Or something. And yes, Amy had some boo hoos when she found out about this monumental decision and mourned his delayed release by posting a full frontal picture on her Facebook page. Yep. Classy is as classy does. Blake’s picture is of him shirtless, yanking his drawers down, and with a bandage over his eye. Why the bandage? Oh who knows, and who wants to. Well, we sort of do, in the same way that we need to scratch a mosquito bite. You know it’s a really bad idea, but you just can’t resist the temptation.

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Pink Hangs Out at the Beach ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

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Does Amy Winehouse Have Brain Damage? Do Cats Meow? ~ Hollywire

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Amy Winehouse is seen here after what seems to be a pretty standard evening for her. She spent the night out crawling and sleazing around some bars in London, and then, per usual, after she’d bent her arm a few too many times, she got angry and violent. In this case, she was walking down the road with a friend when some paparazzi were following her and, dare they, shouting to her, for her attention. Amy responded in true Wino form by throwing a pint glass at them, which thankfully, smashed in front of the photographer, and not OVER the photographer. A few minutes later a woman tried to slow and calm her down by touching her arm. As you can imagine this helpful soul was thanked with a smack in the face. Nice. This woman clearly needs to be locked up and detoxed ASAP, but I have a hunch, this is just not ever going to happen. The London Sun was recently sourced as saying that indeed Amy IS on the way to rehab, and that she would be drying out in a facility a few miles away from her hubby’s prison. Yep. That’s healthy. But her dad was quick to nip that rumor in the bud. Mitch Winehouse says there’s no chance of rehab anytime soon. Not only will she not be heading out to the Focus 12 center, just a dozen or so miles from Blake’s residence at Highpoint Prison, but she doesn’t seem to be on the rehab track any time soon. Of course, Daddy Winehouse is blindly hoping that she will come clean regardless, and still have a shot at spending some time with Blake on visiting hours, but you know, these are the things that pipe dreams are made of folks. Blake is expected to be up for parole by Christmas, and if he gets it, I am sure Amy will be in more trouble than she already is. Will Wino ever change? I dunno, it doesn’t look all that promising. However, we HAVE been known to say that about our Britney, haven’t we? I guess anything can happen, but I’m not holding my breath.

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Ellen de Generes and Portia de Rossi Get Married ~ Hollywire

The Cruise Family Spending some Quality Time ~ Bitten and Bound

Amy Winehouse is so PRETTY! (puke) ~ I Don’t Want Your LIfe

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Ah yes, this girl just gets more stunning every day, doesn’t she? And when I say stunning, you can take that however you like. Who needs millions of dollars and a war against drugs budget? Just show the little ones pictures of this pretty girl! Yes boys and girls, this is what you will look like if you do crack, and let the nightmares speak for themselves. Oddly enough, Amy Winehouse has been rather under the radar since her hubby got hauled off to the clink for another year and a half, and while she is the UK’s answer to ‘What does a trainwreck look like?’ she hasn’t gotten herself into too much trouble lately. She has however been busy with work, and from the sounds of it, has even gotten a deal to star in a video game. Yes, that’s right, and as you can imagine, the video game itself has caused quite the uproar already. Let’s see, what’s Amy known for? Music, and crack. So what do you suspect the concept of the game would be? Well it’s not music. And it doesn’t exactly proclaim the accolades of staying clean and sober either. No, the video game in fact is called ‘Escape from Rehab’. And while most video games have superheros with superpowers, this one has Amy using her crack pipe to fend off superheroes like Batman and the Hulk. Honestly, I couldn’t’ make this stuff up if I wanted to. Later in the game, if you advance with your crack pipe successfully, you will be able to assist Amy in helping her deadbeat husband escape from prison. All in a day’s work right? Fending off the good guys with your crack pipe and a prison escape to boot. Whoo boy! Yes, this is our entertainment folks, using addiction as an empowerment device. And people wonder where there is a drug problem in this country. HELLO??!!

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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking as stunning as ever while she heads out for a boozy night with pal Mick Whitnall from Babyshambles. This evening was shortly after her family turned up to support her during her attempts to wean off the bottle, however, she disregarded the family get together to have a hot date with Smirnoff. And she has been seen partying pretty heavily these days on many extended nights out on the town. Her trademark look these days seems to include a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand, and an inhaler in the other. It sounds like all of this heavy partying is taking its toll as well, as she was rushed to the hospital again earlier this week. Wrapped in a red blanket she was whisked away via ambulance after suffering what reports are describing as seizure activity. She was taken due to a reaction that she had with her meds and was kept overnight for observation by her doctor. Amy was then released the following morning with no major diagnosis on hand. It does sound however that the medication snaffoo was the result of some meds she is taking as a part of anti-drug treatment program. She had an adverse reaction to the medication which is ultimately what landed her in the hospital. Amy has slept the meds off and is trying another med for her anti-drug treatment. And since this is the third hospitalization on drug related issues she has had this year alone, let this be a lesson to you folks. Crack is bad!!

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Here is a shot of Amy Winehouse and her crazy trainwreck husband Blake Fielder Civil last summer when they were experiencing much happier times. And by that I mean, they could probably do more crack together without being under the microscope so much. From the sounds of it, Amy is going to have to stick to the memories for quite some time, as contrary to her initial hopes. Blake will not be released any time soon. Like not this year. Or even the next. He’s been sentenced to 27 months for his kerfuffles last year. These charges go back to when he beat up a p pub manager and then offered him a cool $400,000 and a vacation to Spain to keep quiet about it. His charges include assault and obstructing justice. Blakey plead guilty on Monday to charges of grievous bodily harm and for perverting the course of justice, and begged the judge to let him walk free….all so that he could stop Amy from using drugs. Yes, that noise you hear is me laughing REALLY hard. That his only defense was that he, a known crack user, wanted to help his wifey climb the straight and narrow is laughable. Yes, he was speaking accolades about his abilities to act as a role model for Amy. Guess the judge must have thought so as well, since instead of walking free, Blake was sentenced to 27 months behind bars. Because he has already served nine months, his sentence will be about 18 more months. And when the sentence was handed down, the judge spoke about Blake’s behavior, saying something along the lines of ‘gratuitous, cowardly, and disgraceful’. Ah yes, I guess when you’re on crack, you fall into the trap of thinking that everything you say actually makes sense and thus will be easily accepted by the public. Uh no, Blakey, not this time. Good luck though!