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Doncha just wanna say at this point that Jennifer, when the horse is dead, the horse is dead. Stop kicking it. Stop beating it. Stop touching it. Stop calling it. Stop thinking about it. Dead horse. Dead. This is the only word that I can come up with as far as the never ending saga between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer is concerned, and yet we keep hearing about it. Is this a couplehood destined to work and this is why we keep hearing about it? Or is this just another case of two people who don’t know how to move on? Who knows. At any rate, here we have Jennifer Aniston looking particularly contemplative on the set of her latest film “The Baster”. In this film Jennifer plays an unmarried 40 year old woman, ironically enough. This woman is so desperate to have a child that she turns to a turkey baster. Yes, you read that right. Is it just me or is it *possible* that Jennifer has been on a downhill slide since the break with Player Mayer? A turkey baster, Jennifer??? Seriously?? As Jennifer’s latest hit “He’s Not That Into You” hits the DVD shelves this week, she is of course back in the headlines proving maybe just how appropriate it really was for her to work this film. Because now the word is that Jennifer may be needing some rehab to detox herself from John John. Or at least, some rehab to detox herself period to ensure she doesn’t pick up the phone. Because the drink and dial seems to be prevalent on her To Do list these days. Ah yes, a rumour claims she’s drunk dialing–sigh—the aforementioned John Mayer. And as you can imagine, this is leading to the predictable slew of BranJenniston Triangles and rumors. Because some are saying that her ex husband Brad Pitt is just as guilty of the Drink ‘N Dial. After a few tawdry titles claimed Brad is in the habit of having a few drinks and then one thing leads to another and suddenly he’s babbling on to Jennifer’s voicemail about how much he cried in Marley & Me, the National Enquirer has come back with an equally gripping story that Jen has been drunkenly contacting her ex-boyfriend Beelzebub, aka Player Mayer.

“She started reaching out to him, sometimes very late at night,” a crew crony from her currently in-production movie The Baster reports. “And sometimes after a few too many glasses of wine.”

Yes, the crew stories are always so believable. I’m sure those conversations have been the height of poise and elegance. I think we can all see where this is heading. The next episode in this saga will be Angelina performing the Drink N Dial to Jennifer, screaming “stay away from my man you tramp!” Angelina calls Jennifer Aniston to warn her to never contact Brad again, under penalty of grappling hook. And then maybe they can all have a drunk conference call and get this situation sorted out once and for all. One can only hope.

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Yep, Angelina is back to work and is seen here waving handcuffs on the set of Salt where she is playing a fugitive CIA assassin. But even though life has returned to normal for her, she hasn’t stopped thinking about how much she wants to save the world and expand her gaggle of children until she out beats Octo Mom I guess. And since these are turbulent times in our country and for the Pitt family, and by that I mean Jennifer Aniston has shocked us with a new look yet again, then it is comforting to know that if nothing else changes, the growing Pittlet gang will never change but in numbers. And now that Madonna has made the leap to adopt another, Angelina can’t let that headline sit unrivalled. So there is some talk now about a seventh, and yes even an eighth Pittlet. As its stands now, Angelina is currently renting a home in Long Island while she is filming “Salt” but has full intentions to fly to some third world country some where and find themselves another baby. And then, because I guess their 12 homes aren’t enough, she is going to find another place to live for all of them as well. I have lost track, but do they own more houses or have more children in that family? The events seem to coincide don’t they? At any rate, Africa seems to be the locale of choice for this couple’s next family member given that their daughter Zahara who is four was born in Ethiopia. No clue if this will transpire or not, or if this is just something to talk about themselves because Madonna just came out with the SAME announcement. But one thing will never change, if you need a source to uncover any surprising news from the Jolie-Pitts, just ask Jack Black, he’s infamous for spilling all of the Angelina baby beans.

Juan Soliz, PacificCoastNews.com

This is one rumor that is actually aging faster than the cheese in my refrigerator. But yes, it sounds like Brad and Angelina need to keep going with the kid wagon. In a recent interview with UK’s Daily Telegraph, Brad discussed his family and how the twins were doing acclimating to the entire Pittlet soccer team situation. His response? The twins are fully ‘integrated’. Integrated? Is that a word used in the family situation? Well, I guess for them it can only mean one thing, and hence the baby orphan rumors. It’s time to find ‘the next one’. Calling all orphans! Time to don the Versace and Gucci onesies because Vivienne and Knox are officially integrated, and that means that soccer team Pittlets is gearing up for player number seven!

We were four [children] before, and we got into our rhythms and it worked,” Brad told the Telegraph. “Then someone new comes in, and it discombobulates the movements for a moment, but then you settle in again and it just all works. Everyone’s pretty well integrated. It’s not the first time new kids have come in.” (And it’s so not the last, as Brad confirmed in the interview.) “We have the capability to give a child a home, and let me tell you it’s selfish, too, because the reward has been extraordinary.”

Does this mean that Angelina is going to have to start putting on weight? I mean, how many Pittlets can one juggle on those bony hips of hers? But the rumor may be starting because of the interview that Angelina gave to Matt Lauer that they were going to wait until the twins were 6 months old before they fly out to Burma, or Haiti, or something again. She said ‘you can’t even start the process until any new children are six months old, to understand how the new family has settled’. She says settled, Brad says integrated. Hm. And does anyone else find it ODD that the AVERAGE American family has to wait five years on adoption lists before they get the child of their dreams? Does anyone else find it even a LITTLE perverse that these two just have to snap their fingers to expand their family? Most families waiting at the 6 months mark after a new addition, would have an additional 4 ½ years TO GO. And full integration of course would be complete by that point. But I guess the pretty people DO have their own rules, if waiting until newborns are 6 months is their only requirement. And yes it irks me. But not because I WANT seven children. But you know…maybe someone else DOES?

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Ooh, this is a rich little story, isn’t it? Yes, yes, we are hearing buzz that Angelina may have had a little play when the cat was away, in a girl on girl interrupted kind of way. That’s right. The story may not be coming from the most credible source however, that being a disgruntled employee of the Brad Pitt/Angelina clan. My thoughts are that anyone that would be a former employee of this couple would have a few angst issues to report, but you know what they say, the ‘hired help’ knows much more than the employer would like to admit. The help in this case is former bodyguard to Angelina, who, now that he’s received a pink slip from the couple is hoping to make a few extra bucks by spilling some secrets that he learned while under their employ. The bodyguard in question is Mickey Brett, and is putting in his book that he himself was responsible for setting up at least 20 secret meetings between Angelina and another woman while Brad was overseas on location. Who could it be? Nobody knows for sure, and I am guessing we won’t until the book makes print. If it makes print. I find it hard to believe that stars of the caliber that Angelina and Brad are wouldn’t have employees sign a non-disclosure agreement, but you know what they say. Sometimes those NDA’s aren’t all they are cracked up to be, and if you can sell a tabloid tell all chronicling the messes of the Pittlet can for a few million, what is a pesky lawsuit for breaking a NDA? Hm? The tell all continues. It directly contradicts the stories that Brad and Angelina carefully compiled during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the movie where they met, fell in love, and where Brad cheated on his wife Jennifer Aniston. And so we already know that Angelina doesn’t give too much stock to the vows of nuptials (which could very well explain why she hasn’t “bothered” with them as far as Brad is concerned). But Mickey tells in his book that he walked in on the two being intimate in the private trailer kind of way well before the two made their relationship official. And well before the timeline as stated in their previously mentioned ‘carefully concocted’ story, that they only got together after all other parties (namely Jennifer Aniston) were sufficiently dumped. What do you think? Is Angelina a cheater? Well, we certainly know that she’s capable of it, she was ‘the other woman’ at one point. And Mickey boy was in her employ for a period of 7 years, sooooo….I’m thinking, yeah, this could be a true one. Wouldn’t shock me…in the least.

Tuukka Jantti, PacificCoastNews.com

Hollywood’s power couple extraordinaire are seen here at the Los Angele premiere of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’, Brad Pitt’s latest work that will be in theatres on Christmas Day. And don’t they just look so happy and in love? Ah yes, this is the zsa zsa zsu that makes heart swoon, no? Or maybe they just look like a couple of tired parents of six wee ones? Yes. And one would think that harbouring a family of six children would be enough to commit oneself to another for a lifetime, but yet the same old ‘M’ word keeps cropping up with this unmarried couple. There have been rumors of secret weddings and engagements and on and on, and Angelina has made no secret of the fact that she’d like Brad to make an honest woman of her. And apparently, she brought this to his attention rather impatiently recently. She has reportedly proposed to him and is desperate to tie a knot with him, but Brad simply said thanks, but no thanks. Instead, he thinks they should attend couples counselling first. Well, first he wants her to work on herself, and her own issues, and has even sent her to anger management classes. So when Angelina suggested a Christmas wedding, he said to hold off and instead of just going with it, Angelina gave him a guilt trip saying the kids want them to be married. But according to those close to Brad:

Brad thinks a wedding right now is biting off more than they can chew. He would like to slow down and go through some couples counseling. But Angelina is insisting they get married before they adopt again or have another biological baby.

What? Six kids later and he wants to SLOW DOWN? Hmmm….It doesn’t get much faster than that, pal. Mind you, I think with this couple a marriage license is pretty much a moot point. No matter what happens between them, if the worst were to happen, they still have children and assets on the table, and that’s a heckuva lot more than some of Tinseltown’s most married couples can lay claim to. To add to it, they are reportedly trying for another set of twins! Yes, Angelina was told if she got pregnant again within the next two years she would probably conceive another set of twins, so back to the fertility treatments they go. So what, will we be looking for another announcement for babies 7 and 8? Honestly, is the lack of a piece of paper proving wedded bliss really this couple’s biggest issue?

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Ah yes, this is what happened when you are just THAT big and famous and have a million different people working for you and taking care of all of your little details. Brad Pitt is seen here attending the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ and it may be that he has been so busy promoting his new movie that he missed the day that ‘They’ went public with a wedding announcement. Was there a Pittlet family summit that Brad missed in all his own hubballoo? With so many rumors in the mix about the Jolie-Pitt clan, between the Shiloh kidnapping plots, Zahara’s birth mother surfacing in order to promote her pickle stand, and the photo-shopped smiles of the twins, it can be hard to tell the difference between fact and fiction when your family is that big and you are that famous. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair however, Angelina told a cute story about how the Pittlet kids were pestering their parents to get married after watching the Shrek movie. She said they see movies and start asking questions like, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you aren’t?’ And Daddy Brad may have been gone that day, as when he was asked about the incident by Access Hollywood, he had no clue what Maria Menounos was talking about and said ‘You know more than I do’ until he heard the whole story. At which point he said ‘Oh ok then, it must be true’. Shame on daddy Pitt! This is no rumor about Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy, dear, this is real life! But when asked if he is going to be settling down any time soon, he is as elusive as ever. He says the idea of marriage hasn’t helped or hindered us at this time, and that there may be a time when we feel it is more important. So well, who knows. And who cares really, in this day and age it hardly matters. And besides, if these two ever do split up, it will be ugly, whether they are married or not.

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Angelina Jolie and her hubby Brad Pitt are seen clinging to each other for dear life as they are rushed through a throng of paparazzi when they are leaving the elite Claridge’s Hotel in London the other day. The happy couple were on their way to a special viewing of Angelina’s film ‘The Changeling’. You gotta wonder, how many times these souls have to watch their own movies over and over again, as this must be the umpteenth public viewing of the film that Angelina has attended.

At any rate, the couple look picture perfect as usual, almost too much so, as they even have a mannequin like appearance to me, and Angelina is dressed in her post-baby signature black attire. It could be that she just hasn’t lost the weight from the twins pregnancy and is using black to slim her out, or it could be true that she is trying to appear thinner as she prepares for another long haul of pregnancy. It seems that ever since Angelina has come public following the birth of her twins she has been following one pregnancy rumor after the other. And every time the rumor comes out, it’s just that. Until now that is. We are hearing news that the pregnancy rumor at this point has reached the ‘confirmed’ status.

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