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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking more emaciated than usual as she travels further down her downhill spiral, and if she keeps it up, there won’t be much, if anything left of her soon. But if it’s any relief, it sounds like the you know what has finally hit the fan for Amy Winehouse. You know what they say about addicts, they reach a certain point that forever after they refer to as ‘rock bottom’. Well, Amy may have actually hit hers some time ago, but it’s only coming clear to her now. After yet another pathetic performance recently, she had somewhat of a breakdown claiming that ‘this isn’t a life, I’m a mess’. And instead of turning to the Jack Daniels bottles or her pipe, she turned to tears and devastation, and…even more surprisingly, noted that her hubby Blake Fielder Civil is the real reason behind her demise. Even though she acknowledges this, she still supports him 100% saying that when he gets out of prison, her life will begin again. ‘He is my life, I want to see him’. And, in a bizarre twist that could only come from Wino, she has made BFF’s with her 12 year old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, a girl who is now posing as Amy’s stand in, understudy of sorts, when Amy is too messed up to perform. You have to know that you KNOW you are bad off when you have a 12 year old acting as your stand in, but Amy loves it.

When I look at Dionne she reminds me of myself. I used to be this little girl who liked Celine Dion and singing, this beautiful sweet girl with innocent dreams.”

I am thinking Amy MUST have been high when she noted that, as I just can’t see a day when she EVER looked like dear Celine. But whatever! But perhaps its nice that she’s clinging to girlhood hopes instead of controlled substances. Though, is a 25 year old trainwreck the BEST of influences for a 12 year old? Hmmm….

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Well well, we haven’t seen nor heard too much of our favourite UK trainwreck these days, but it’s clear that that is not because she has cleaned herself up. And she’s of course been very involved with getting back into the performing ends of things and working hard on her ‘career’. That and attending to her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s legal matters, and ensuring she makes every conjugal visit to the clink where he is whiling away his sentence. Yes yes, we all know a lot, and care much less, about how much she worships the ground he walks on and can’t wait for him to be released, so it must have come as quite the slap in the face to her when she found out he recently refused a change in scenery. Yes, Blake darling was offered an early release from prison if he took orders to complete his sentence at his mother’s house, Georgette Civil, located in London. Blake would have been on house arrest orders, and given very little freedom, but considerably more obviously than he would receive in the clink. Amy probably got all excited imagining g all kinds of romantic candle lit and coke filled home time sessions, but uh, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess injecting Windex and sniffing toilet cleaner without mom nagging you about it is much more appealing. Or something. And yes, Amy had some boo hoos when she found out about this monumental decision and mourned his delayed release by posting a full frontal picture on her Facebook page. Yep. Classy is as classy does. Blake’s picture is of him shirtless, yanking his drawers down, and with a bandage over his eye. Why the bandage? Oh who knows, and who wants to. Well, we sort of do, in the same way that we need to scratch a mosquito bite. You know it’s a really bad idea, but you just can’t resist the temptation.

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Here is a shot of Amy Winehouse and her crazy trainwreck husband Blake Fielder Civil last summer when they were experiencing much happier times. And by that I mean, they could probably do more crack together without being under the microscope so much. From the sounds of it, Amy is going to have to stick to the memories for quite some time, as contrary to her initial hopes. Blake will not be released any time soon. Like not this year. Or even the next. He’s been sentenced to 27 months for his kerfuffles last year. These charges go back to when he beat up a p pub manager and then offered him a cool $400,000 and a vacation to Spain to keep quiet about it. His charges include assault and obstructing justice. Blakey plead guilty on Monday to charges of grievous bodily harm and for perverting the course of justice, and begged the judge to let him walk free….all so that he could stop Amy from using drugs. Yes, that noise you hear is me laughing REALLY hard. That his only defense was that he, a known crack user, wanted to help his wifey climb the straight and narrow is laughable. Yes, he was speaking accolades about his abilities to act as a role model for Amy. Guess the judge must have thought so as well, since instead of walking free, Blake was sentenced to 27 months behind bars. Because he has already served nine months, his sentence will be about 18 more months. And when the sentence was handed down, the judge spoke about Blake’s behavior, saying something along the lines of ‘gratuitous, cowardly, and disgraceful’. Ah yes, I guess when you’re on crack, you fall into the trap of thinking that everything you say actually makes sense and thus will be easily accepted by the public. Uh no, Blakey, not this time. Good luck though!

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Amy Winehouse was spotted here the other day leaving a lawyer’s office in Central London. Guess she almost knows how to present oneself for these situations, as it seems she made at least a little effort in cleaning herself up. I can’t say when I last saw her in a skirt. And while yes, she still does look a little…well, skanky, the effort is duly noted. Whether she was seeing a lawyer on hers or her hubby’s behalf who knows, but my guess is we will find out. It sounds like the long awaited freedom pass for hubby Blake Fielder-Civil is pending as he will be released from jail this weekend after serving his required 8 months for assault charges and charges on coercing a witness. Hm. Does anyone smell a trainwreck brewing?? Uh huh! In other Amy news, it sounds like there may be something wonky in the air around the Winehouse homes, as Mitch, Amy’s dad, recently had a fainting spell and passed out at home. Nothing serious apparently, mind you, he’s not a crack user, so instead of staying in the hospital for weeks on end he was simply ordered to rest. My word, I wonder if the spell happened shortly after word came out that Blakey was on his way home? Hmm. I smell trouble on its way for this girl….and you don’t need special spidey senses to figure that one out.

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Here is Amy Winehouse supporting her hubby Blake Amy style with a mega-Blake headband. Amy’s husband of course, Blake Fielder-Civil is still incarcerated for his various drug happenings and despite rumors otherwise, it looks like she is still doing the stand by your man thing. And as usual, Amy’s other usual goings-on are weirder than ever. Just the other day she was spotted doing some spring cleaning around her London flat, and when taking out the garbage she stopped and asked the paparazzi for some money to pay her driver. That is one weird girl. There have also been rumors that Amy is heading to Israel for some drug rehab, but it seems that may not be the case. She was reported to go to the Barzilai Medical Center to have an operation that will prevent her from craving drugs. However, her reps are denying the claims. That’s a new one though! Surgical removal of addiction! Why haven’t we heard more about this treatment? Well, probably because this is one girl where weird just seems to follow her everywhere….

Guess the dress code at Amy Winehouse’s recording studio must be pretty cas, as here she is spotted in barely more than underwear on a break during some recording work. While she’s only wearing a bra and cutoffs, she appears seemingly nonchalant and relaxed despite the fact that divorce rumors are swirling away. People are buzzing with word that her skanky hubby Blake Fielder-Civil is intending to give her the dumps as he has another lady in waiting it sounds like. Oh, I can’t possibly imagine what the upgrade (or downgrade) from Amy Winehouse would be. However, Amy’s nonchalance may be attributed to the fact that she has some side action going herself. Reports are that Amy is being connected with Mick Whitnall from Pete Doherty’s band, Babyshambles, as the two have been spending a lot of time in, and out, of the recording studio together. Though, we are talking about Amy Winehouse, she is in quite the fog half the time. That could explain her nonchalance to a marriage split up. Amy’s thought process probably looks something like, ‘What, divorced, who me? What are you talking about? Leave me alone I’m high.’

Again? The scratches on her arms seem to tell the story. But, isn’t Blake still in jail? So then it couldn’t be an early morning hotel room brawl and blitzed out 3am stoned walk through the empty streets. OK, so, what happened? I hope she didn’t do it to herself, although that’s definitely a possibility; smoking crack can do that to you, so I’ve heard. Maybe she thought she was an orange and what fending off people trying to peel her? Or, maybe she just woke up one afternoon and found them there. Amy: “Bonus! i got more than just the tattoo i paid for”. Yes, yes you did. Don’t worry Amy, I’m sure Blaaaaaakey will lick your wounds for you when he gets out of jail.

Amy has gone for somewhat of a makeover as of late. Maybe she is trying to kick the winter blahs, or perhaps she just wants a pick-me-up while her hubby is rotting away in the clink, or perhaps Amy’s new companion has a thing for blondes. Who knows. She recently shocked Kelly Osbourne when appearing for lunch with the new cropped and very blonde locks. But no worries, you will still be able to recognize her as she hasn’t yet ditched her famous cat winged eyeliner. However, word is that Amy may not be pining for hubby Blake Fielder-Civil much at all. Mark Ronson, the record producer that worked with her for ‘Valerie’, has been chumming with her quite a bit lately.

Mark and Wino partied at Bungalow 8 in London together and then reportedly checked into a hotel during the early morning hours. A source said, “Blake’s fearful that Mark has much more in common with Amy than he does and is worried he’ll steal her away.” ~ Digital Spy

Her ‘people’ are reporting there is nothing to it, but there seem to be a LOT of pics of them around. She’s also taken up going to the gym, and is spending her days doing normal celebrity things – shopping, eating healthy, and the like. But you know… isn’t it supposed to strike a flag when your spouse suddenly starts taking up new ‘hobbies’ like the gym? Amy, Amy, Amy… what will we hear about this girl next?