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A less than perfect Amy Winehouse is seen here leaving her home wearing a pink jacket with the name ‘Amy Woo’ embroidered on it, where once it read ‘Amy Civil’. Naturally Amy’s former embroidery was referring to her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, so her new patch sparked some speculation that she has a romantic connection with her friend Blake Wood. Blake Wood has been seen going in and out of Amy’s London flat, and though her hubby has been in rehab since his prison release on November 5th, Amy hasn’t quite made the hubby appeals that she normally does. In fact, it seems that even hubby Blake is not all that interested any more with reports surfacing that he has been hanging around a German model by the name of Sophie Schandorff. In fact, the romance between Blake and Sophie is so torrid, that Amy spewed to the press ‘It’s over!’. To a London newspaper she made the following statement:

There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?

Uh no. It’s not enough. You also need some compassion, TRUST, mutual respect, and quite possibly this couple would not make it without couples detox that was involved by physical restraints. But that’s just me. No, these two need a lot of work, and Amy has not made much attempts to be involved with his rehab process. She has barely visited her hubby, though that may have something to do with his treatment, and failed to make a scheduled November 17th visit because he had first texted her asking her to bring some crack. Hm. Looks like Amy may have made the best choice there by not going. I am no Dr. Drew, but I think bringing crack to rehab is against the rules. But hope may not be lost, though she claims its over, it IS Amy, and how much cred does this girl have, right? She was seen banging on the door to her old home recently screaming ‘Blaaaaaake’. It IS a subtle sign, but I think it may mean, in Amy’s own little quiet way, that she does care a little.

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Ah yes. Here we have Amy Winehouse looking about as dishevelled as it gets. But doesn’t every picture of Amy look like this? And it seems they are getting worse, and worse, but when you are a living, breathing trainwreck and addict, THIS is what happens boys and girls. And just when you think it’s safe to put your head on your pillow again without hearing another crack addict story coming out of Wino’s London abode, there she goes again to surprise you. Sidenote to those of you in the London area. If you happen to hear a strange woman banging on your door shouting in the wee hours of the morning, something that sounds like ‘Blaaaaaaaaa—- aaaaaaaa——-kkkkeeeee!!!’ Don’t worry, it’s just Amy Wino making the rounds as she scours the ends of the earth for her husband. And even better, if you ignore it, it WILL go away. And this is how Amy’s last weekend went apparently. Another weekend where it concludes with her having to break out her apology notepaper…(mental note, she’s running short, someone may want to gift her with some)….Friday night Amy went on one of her usual benders and stumbled around her London neighbourhood where she visited her old apartment, the one she shared with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, who is in rehab right now after prison release. So alas, there was no Blake to be found, and nobody interested in answering their door. I am sure behind that closed door however there was quite a lot of laughing going on. Either that or they were stoned themselves and chalking up the whines to the ghosts of stone heads past. But that didn’t seem to dismay Wino. She stumbled through a construction site in her infamous pink ballet flats, with her equally infamous bottle of vodka in one hand, and stumbled back home. To her real home. And once she was in the confines of her own stone head den, she seemed to return to her senses at least somewhat, realizing that he was in rehab.

Iget to see him Monday,” she told the paparazzi through her intercom, the Sun reports. “Things weren’t going too well–we didn’t get to have sex for a whole year. I love the man.”

Wow. That’s intelligent!! So eloquently said, Amy!! But of course the Sun also followed up this statement with a quick one that noted Amy had told them that Blake had asked her to bring some crack to rehab when she visits. That should be ok, right? Until the next drug binge, stay tuned boys and girls, we all KNOW this isn’t the last of this one….

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Eeesssh!!! That sound you hear is the collective groan of folks all over the world as they hear the news that yes it is true. Crack head hubby to crack head spouse Amy Winehouse has been given an early release from prison. Blake Fielder Civil the heartthrob and love of the life of Amy Winehouse was yes, released from Edmunds Hill Prison in Suffolk on Wednesday. Reports are that Blake did not pass go or collect $200 and did in fact head straight to rehab. And yes, this is the only good news about this. Many close to Amy have feared this day if for no other reason than that her already downhill spiral will spiral uncontrollably when he gets out of prison as he is her leading enabler when it comes to the crack pipe. Blake’s release comes almost a year to the day after he was arrested on November 8, 2007. Blake’s dramatic arrest was handled by eight plain clothes policemen that handcuffed him and toted him away from his flat as Amy carried on in her usual hysterics. Blake was arrested on charges from a pub fight that he was in, which was not the big issue. The big issue came when he tried to bribe a few folks into simply saying that it didn’t happen at all. And so Blake was arrested on charges for ‘perverting the court of justice’. This past summer, Blake plead guilty and was sentenced to over two years, a total of 27 months to be exact. And in the UK, inmates are only required to serve half their sentences if they make all kinds of good promises such as rehab and good behaviour. So Blake filled his promises after serving 245 days, got his release, and headed off to rehab. Oddly enough, Amy was nowhere to be seen at the time of his release. And considering that we have watched her pine and wine over him the last 245 days, it is a little mysterious. But reports are that Amy just ‘wasn’t feeling well’ and stayed home for the grand occasion. And, considering she has been in the London Clinic for her degenerating lung condition, this may well be the case. So the big reunion will have to wait until Blake comes out of rehab, since visitors are typically not allowed in rehab for the beginning stages of recovery. But since we know how Blake feels about the law, he may not serve all of his rehab time, and may have just used this as his ticket out of the clink. Hm, hard to say with this one. How much time are we giving him, or Amy for that matter, before this trainwreck gets worse?

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Amy Winehouse is seen here looking more emaciated than usual as she travels further down her downhill spiral, and if she keeps it up, there won’t be much, if anything left of her soon. But if it’s any relief, it sounds like the you know what has finally hit the fan for Amy Winehouse. You know what they say about addicts, they reach a certain point that forever after they refer to as ‘rock bottom’. Well, Amy may have actually hit hers some time ago, but it’s only coming clear to her now. After yet another pathetic performance recently, she had somewhat of a breakdown claiming that ‘this isn’t a life, I’m a mess’. And instead of turning to the Jack Daniels bottles or her pipe, she turned to tears and devastation, and…even more surprisingly, noted that her hubby Blake Fielder Civil is the real reason behind her demise. Even though she acknowledges this, she still supports him 100% saying that when he gets out of prison, her life will begin again. ‘He is my life, I want to see him’. And, in a bizarre twist that could only come from Wino, she has made BFF’s with her 12 year old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield, a girl who is now posing as Amy’s stand in, understudy of sorts, when Amy is too messed up to perform. You have to know that you KNOW you are bad off when you have a 12 year old acting as your stand in, but Amy loves it.

When I look at Dionne she reminds me of myself. I used to be this little girl who liked Celine Dion and singing, this beautiful sweet girl with innocent dreams.”

I am thinking Amy MUST have been high when she noted that, as I just can’t see a day when she EVER looked like dear Celine. But whatever! But perhaps its nice that she’s clinging to girlhood hopes instead of controlled substances. Though, is a 25 year old trainwreck the BEST of influences for a 12 year old? Hmmm….

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Well well, we haven’t seen nor heard too much of our favourite UK trainwreck these days, but it’s clear that that is not because she has cleaned herself up. And she’s of course been very involved with getting back into the performing ends of things and working hard on her ‘career’. That and attending to her con hubby Blake Fielder-Civil’s legal matters, and ensuring she makes every conjugal visit to the clink where he is whiling away his sentence. Yes yes, we all know a lot, and care much less, about how much she worships the ground he walks on and can’t wait for him to be released, so it must have come as quite the slap in the face to her when she found out he recently refused a change in scenery. Yes, Blake darling was offered an early release from prison if he took orders to complete his sentence at his mother’s house, Georgette Civil, located in London. Blake would have been on house arrest orders, and given very little freedom, but considerably more obviously than he would receive in the clink. Amy probably got all excited imagining g all kinds of romantic candle lit and coke filled home time sessions, but uh, he said thanks but no thanks. I guess injecting Windex and sniffing toilet cleaner without mom nagging you about it is much more appealing. Or something. And yes, Amy had some boo hoos when she found out about this monumental decision and mourned his delayed release by posting a full frontal picture on her Facebook page. Yep. Classy is as classy does. Blake’s picture is of him shirtless, yanking his drawers down, and with a bandage over his eye. Why the bandage? Oh who knows, and who wants to. Well, we sort of do, in the same way that we need to scratch a mosquito bite. You know it’s a really bad idea, but you just can’t resist the temptation.

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Here is a shot of Amy Winehouse and her crazy trainwreck husband Blake Fielder Civil last summer when they were experiencing much happier times. And by that I mean, they could probably do more crack together without being under the microscope so much. From the sounds of it, Amy is going to have to stick to the memories for quite some time, as contrary to her initial hopes. Blake will not be released any time soon. Like not this year. Or even the next. He’s been sentenced to 27 months for his kerfuffles last year. These charges go back to when he beat up a p pub manager and then offered him a cool $400,000 and a vacation to Spain to keep quiet about it. His charges include assault and obstructing justice. Blakey plead guilty on Monday to charges of grievous bodily harm and for perverting the course of justice, and begged the judge to let him walk free….all so that he could stop Amy from using drugs. Yes, that noise you hear is me laughing REALLY hard. That his only defense was that he, a known crack user, wanted to help his wifey climb the straight and narrow is laughable. Yes, he was speaking accolades about his abilities to act as a role model for Amy. Guess the judge must have thought so as well, since instead of walking free, Blake was sentenced to 27 months behind bars. Because he has already served nine months, his sentence will be about 18 more months. And when the sentence was handed down, the judge spoke about Blake’s behavior, saying something along the lines of ‘gratuitous, cowardly, and disgraceful’. Ah yes, I guess when you’re on crack, you fall into the trap of thinking that everything you say actually makes sense and thus will be easily accepted by the public. Uh no, Blakey, not this time. Good luck though!

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Amy Winehouse was spotted here the other day leaving a lawyer’s office in Central London. Guess she almost knows how to present oneself for these situations, as it seems she made at least a little effort in cleaning herself up. I can’t say when I last saw her in a skirt. And while yes, she still does look a little…well, skanky, the effort is duly noted. Whether she was seeing a lawyer on hers or her hubby’s behalf who knows, but my guess is we will find out. It sounds like the long awaited freedom pass for hubby Blake Fielder-Civil is pending as he will be released from jail this weekend after serving his required 8 months for assault charges and charges on coercing a witness. Hm. Does anyone smell a trainwreck brewing?? Uh huh! In other Amy news, it sounds like there may be something wonky in the air around the Winehouse homes, as Mitch, Amy’s dad, recently had a fainting spell and passed out at home. Nothing serious apparently, mind you, he’s not a crack user, so instead of staying in the hospital for weeks on end he was simply ordered to rest. My word, I wonder if the spell happened shortly after word came out that Blakey was on his way home? Hmm. I smell trouble on its way for this girl….and you don’t need special spidey senses to figure that one out.

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Here is Amy Winehouse supporting her hubby Blake Amy style with a mega-Blake headband. Amy’s husband of course, Blake Fielder-Civil is still incarcerated for his various drug happenings and despite rumors otherwise, it looks like she is still doing the stand by your man thing. And as usual, Amy’s other usual goings-on are weirder than ever. Just the other day she was spotted doing some spring cleaning around her London flat, and when taking out the garbage she stopped and asked the paparazzi for some money to pay her driver. That is one weird girl. There have also been rumors that Amy is heading to Israel for some drug rehab, but it seems that may not be the case. She was reported to go to the Barzilai Medical Center to have an operation that will prevent her from craving drugs. However, her reps are denying the claims. That’s a new one though! Surgical removal of addiction! Why haven’t we heard more about this treatment? Well, probably because this is one girl where weird just seems to follow her everywhere….