Wave good-bye to Fat Elvis because he’s left the building! So too has Greasy Bear… and he will not be missed. I think Brandon Davis must have finally decided to lose weight, maybe even get fit and *healthy* because he looks fabulous! Heck, I’d date him now. He’s actually semi-smiling for the paps!? The pic above is of him walking along the street in LA… no doubt coming or going to Mr.Chow or a club. The one below is of him in with a sad-looking and braless Paris Hilton at West Hollywood’s Villa Lounge. hmm… the socialite/oil heir was alledgedly beaten and robbed outside a nightclub on a recent holiday to Barcelona, Spain. Do you think that might have something to do with his recent shift in life choices? Maybe it made him take a close look at what he’s doing or should I say, not doing with his life. Regardless, it does a body good!

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Just when you think another greasy geek has disappeared for good, he rises again. Here is Brandon Davis in Australia with his latest arm candy Cheyenne Tozzi. Brandon took a little jaunt to the land Down Under to visit Cheyenne in Sydney and yes, the paps still love him. The couple were spotted taking a dip and then enjoying a barefoot stroll around the city. Do you think she knows that he’s been cut off? Or perhaps he’s gotten back on the mend with the inheritance providers and still has access to the oil funds. You have to wonder how girls as pretty as this find themselves with greasy pigs like Brandon Davis. Well, I give him some credit, at least he is not still wearing that god awful sweater. Though, in Australia, it is summer time, so maybe it’s just taking a break until the cooler temps.

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Some tongues started wagging a few days ago… well last Monday when Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret Model Miranda Kerr, was seen leaving the Diavolina boutique and was walking suspiciously close to Brandon Davis. When Miranda realized there were cameras outside, she broke up from her ‘almost walk’ with Brandon and went the other way with one of her girlfriends. Miranda was first linked to Orlando about a month ago when they were spotted having a romantic dinner together. So, this all rolls out a little strange, particularly her reaction. People that aren’t cheating don’t generally act all skittish over stuff like that if it is perfectly innocent, so we’ll watch how this one plays out. It is funny though just how often celebrities forget that people are watching them ALL the time. Maybe THAT’S why most Hollywood relationships end up in the toilet!

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And if sources are right, Brandon Davis is a big fat mooch. Here he is at the famous celeb hangout the Polaroid beach house in Malibu. And that ‘lucky’ lady he’s hangin’ with is the Australian model and beauty Tahyna Tozzi. The word is that Brandon is involved with her sister, Cheyenne. Looks like someone finally told him to change that god-awful sweater he had. I wonder…do you think they know he is broke? There was apparently a bit of a, heated exchange, shall we say between he and his dad last month. The end result is no more big fat allowance for Brandon. And not just him, his brother Jason too. The two have been spotted cashing what are being called ‘small checks’ around Hollywood lately. Don’t know what a small check is in the Davis kingdom, but that is the report. I wonder if Daddy Davis would let him mow the lawn once or twice for a few extra bucks? Heck, I’d pay to see that. Oh wait, I’d pay HIM to see that. And I’d even buy him lunch. And maybe some shampoo.

Ick! Someone actually took the time to get close to Brandon Davis. The brave soul in question is Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi. Maybe she’s being paid to?? I am no body language expert, but does HAPPY ring through here with her? Big glasses, hair on the face, frumpy frou wear. Yeah, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to pretend you aren’t in physical proximity with this Grease Pit. EW. I won’t mention that it looks like she hasn’t showered, because, really, if you knew you would be in THIS place today, would YOU bother? And is it true that the ‘rents have cut him off? Maybe THAT’S why he’s always spotted with this shirt on. EWWW.

Guess the super rich Brandon Davis doesn’t know what to do with all that oil he’s inherited, so now I think he’s been bathing in it. EW!! Here he is with some girl at a party in Miami. Not sure who she is exactly, but if I had to *barf* go on a date with him, I wouldn’t tell peope my name either. Poor thing. And no, we don’t know why she’s laughing. Probably at herself for being on a date with the ugliest man in the world. Oh sorry, second ugliest, I forgot about Pete Doherty.

Mischa Barton is set to star in a B-rated, soft porn movie that will probably be a box office dive! But, it will probably be a must have next to Girls Gone Wild in every frat house in the US.

I’m really surprised she doesn’t just come out with a sex tape of her and ex-boyfriend, Brandon “Greasy BEAR” Davis!? That should pay the bills. Although, I’m not sure if anyone would watch… the thought of seeing Brandon without a shirt on and much sweatier than usual is horrifying… CRINGe!

Former “OC” star Mischa Barton is going lesbian (again) for her new movie, and this is the girl she’s going to be locking lips with. Line forms to the left!

Shantel VanSanten is a former contestant on the short-lived NBC reality show “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search.” Shantel was one of the first contestants eliminated, but she seems to have landed on her feet.

The film tells the story of two girls who meet at a t.A.T.u concert (Remember them? The faux-lesbian Russian band?) and fall in love. Nudity ensues. Sounds like something that Vivid would produce. ~ Thanks to TMZ for the pic, too!

This isn’t new footage, but it’s super funny and it’s good if you’re up for a laugh. I’m not saying that I’m in the Lindsay Lohan haters camp, but it’s too funny to pass up! Boy is Brandon eva greasy… it looks like they just left McDonalds and he rubbed a cheeseburger in his hair while running around the block. ick! he’s super sweaty too… i think he probably drank a little too much Jack Daniels that night!