Mischa Barton is set to star in a B-rated, soft porn movie that will probably be a box office dive! But, it will probably be a must have next to Girls Gone Wild in every frat house in the US.

I’m really surprised she doesn’t just come out with a sex tape of her and ex-boyfriend, Brandon “Greasy BEAR” Davis!? That should pay the bills. Although, I’m not sure if anyone would watch… the thought of seeing Brandon without a shirt on and much sweatier than usual is horrifying… CRINGe!

Former “OC” star Mischa Barton is going lesbian (again) for her new movie, and this is the girl she’s going to be locking lips with. Line forms to the left!

Shantel VanSanten is a former contestant on the short-lived NBC reality show “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search.” Shantel was one of the first contestants eliminated, but she seems to have landed on her feet.

The film tells the story of two girls who meet at a t.A.T.u concert (Remember them? The faux-lesbian Russian band?) and fall in love. Nudity ensues. Sounds like something that Vivid would produce. ~ Thanks to TMZ for the pic, too!

This isn’t new footage, but it’s super funny and it’s good if you’re up for a laugh. I’m not saying that I’m in the Lindsay Lohan haters camp, but it’s too funny to pass up! Boy is Brandon eva greasy… it looks like they just left McDonalds and he rubbed a cheeseburger in his hair while running around the block. ick! he’s super sweaty too… i think he probably drank a little too much Jack Daniels that night!