John John Defends The Breakup
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Bobby Rachpoot, PacificCoastNews.com
Ah yes, it seems that John Mayer can not stop defending himself, and Jennifer Aniston when it comes to the breakup of their relationship. He gets outraged and stands at press conferences defending the situation, while in the meantime, Jennifer is out playing with her new model friend and saying ‘John who??’. John held a press conference outside his gym last Saturday to speak up for Jennifer calling her the ‘smartest, sexiest, most sophisticated person I’ve ever met’…..but while he proclaims his accolades for the girl, he follows it up quickly with ‘I’m not a cheater, and I sure as heck wasn’t the one that got dumped’. What is it about men that they need to assure the rest of the world that THEY did the dumping. Oh yes, you passed on a hot sophisticated woman like Jennifer Aniston, just because you CAN right? *eyes rolling* He says he ended it because he wanted to ‘be alone’ and he doesn’t like to waste anyone’s time in a relationship if they aren’t on the same page. He considers himself ‘brave’ for getting out when he knew it wasn’t working, and said that probably 20% of America is stuck in a relationship they don’t want to be in. SO kudos to John I guess, or at least that’s what he wants us to say. Because I have a feeling, that well over 20% of the American male population would get on Jennifer’s page pretty darn quick whether they wanted to or not…just because she’s that sexy, that sophisticated, and that awesome. But we’ll let John John think whatever he wants if it helps him sleep at night….








