
Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com
Here is the mother of the year appearing for her first public appearance since the birth of her twins. Angelina is in New York City for the premiere of her movie ‘The Changling’ and is sporting a svelte new mommy figure and some new tattoos to mark the birth co-ordinates of the latest additions to the Pittlet family. Isn’t she so loving and giving? Ah yes, the mother of the year. United Nations Ambassador and global charitable heart. Let’s hope she and Brad don’t split up anytime soon, because if it ever came to a custody battle, Angelina has made some strikes against her, and gone about it in an oddly rather public way. As it turns out, Angelina Jolie recently gave a gift to her seven year old son Maddox that raised some eyebrows. The gift? Oh, it was a knife. Why? She felt he was ready for it. Ooooooohhhh KAY. What child is READY for a knife? What ADULT is ready to play with knives? Good heavens! But rest assured, she has a quickie explanation for all of it. She wants him to learn how to defend himself, and understand the responsibilities that come with carrying a weapon. Yep. Second graders have a whole unit on weapon safety and gun control in social studies class. It’s sandwiched in between the lesson where they learn how to tell time, and counting bugs in a jar in science class. But no really, she has a point. She says:
My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I have already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop. We also talk about samurais and the idea about defending someone as good. We talk about everything.
I guess Maddox must be ‘Gifted’ then, since he’s only 7, and Angelina herself wasn’t allowed to play with daggers until she was the mature age of 11. But this all came up in her recent interview with W magazine, you know the one where this glowing mother of 6 splashed the cover with her doting breastfeeding shots? Yeah, what you don’t see on the cover is a picture of the knife she bought for Maddox. I wonder why, probably because the SANE people wouldn’t buy a magazine that endorsed child weaponry! But she said to W, ‘I just looked at him….loved him…and felt open to it…’ She chalked it all up to way back when she was a teenager and indulged in some self-harm through cutting measures. She found, like many do that engage in this behaviour, that it gave her some kind of a release, numbing from the pain, and to HER it was therapeutic. Yes, to her it was. To crazy people it IS. Mental note to self. Find out what school sweet little knife wielding Maddox is attending and NEVER EVER send my child there.