Only Jessica Simpson Could Misread a Pregnancy Test
Friday, August 15th, 2008
Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com
Jessica Simpson is seen here leaving Mr. Chow restaurant in Los Angeles, and it seems that lately she is resorting back to her Daisy Duke look with teensy denim hotpants. But it’s not just dipsy daisy style that Jessica is going back to, it sounds like she is going back to her old ways of stupid is as stupid does. And the look on her face here could be that she’s discovering that the world really does think of her as the idiot she is. Her most recent idiot stunt was pulled when she misread a home pregnancy test. That’s right. Despite the very clear directions on and in the box, Jessica screwed it up and for a brief moment in time thought that she was preggers with Tony Romo’s baby. News that in fact was so exciting to both Tony and Jessica that they immediately went and blabbed the news to his family during a recent visit. The news was not so well received by his family unfortunately, and a huge fight erupted due to the fact that they aren’t married. Tony’s mom was even reported as crying and saying ‘How can you do this to us??’. In fact, all of the stress and disappointment was for naught, as Jessica later had to admit that she had made a mistake when it came to how to read the test properly. Or perhaps, just read properly period. Sheesh. Only Jessica Simpson. Maybe one of these days she will learn how to read properly, and will have to make the bombshell to the family again, as reports are that she IS trying to have a baby. If it does happen, at least she will be well prepared for the Romo family reaction…..
