Jordan Bratman probably wishes he was trapped under a boulder and amputating his own arm right about now. It would be more pleasant than listening to his ex, Christina Aguilera, gush about her new boyfriend. Although it’s only been a month and a half since Christina filed to divorce Jordan, she’s telling People magazine about the “love” she has with Matt Rutler, a set assistant from her cheese factory of a film, Burlesque. So I take it Jordan didn’t get the dignity in the split? She was asked if she was in love with Matt, who she says she was just friends with on the Burlesque set, but who she has been dating since her divorce (believing this: optional). “There’s a love there, yes,” she says. “I’m having fun, I’m dating and it’s something I haven’t had in a really long time.” Apparently she’s forgotten how exactly that works since she’s jumped straight into hopelessly intertwining herself in his life. She went to his family’s place in New York for the American Thanksgiving. Before that, she brought him to L.A. gay bar The Abbey, Us Weekly reports, where they got into some public macking. And, just in case Jordan was in danger of retaining any semblance of pride, she also notes that being married to him was torture.

“Things were so unhealthy and unhappy for both Jordan and me, I knew I had to end it. I really didn’t want to hurt Jordan, and I felt torn about splitting our family up. When you’re unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer. That’s the last thing I wanted for my son.”

Ouch. As if the other aching stabs weren’t enough. We do believe dear Jordan that strip clubs were made for the sole purpose of lifting a man’s ego in times like this. Go forth, and entertain us with the headlines that follow. Is there anyone out there that didn’t see this coming?

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Christina Aguilera Has Big A** Lips ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

The Jolie Pitts Eligible for France Child Support?? ~ Bitten and Bound

Madonna Gets Sweet and Sticky! ~ Hollywire

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Ah yes, there has been some controversy with the Tinseltown Baby Mama’s. Guess this year’s accessory of a brand new baby means that all eyes are even keener on this years new moms. And Christina Aguilera is no exception. But she makes it very clear, she loves her baby Max, but she loves her parties as well. She’s been receiving some flack lately for not being the most attentive mother around, and while, she hasn’t exactly hit the ranks of Britney Spears flack, it is flack nonetheless. This past weekend for example, Christina was seen at the Las Vegas Pure Nightclub at Caesar’s Palace to launch Xtina jewelry line in the Stephen Webster Silver Collection. And people seem to think that she’s partying a little too much. She acknowledges that everyone has an opinion and everyone wants to create drama. But she defends herself by saying she spends all day with little Max, and likes to unwind in the evenings, as she is seen her with her hubby. She says if she wants to go out, she’s “certainly allowed to do that”. Allowed? Me thinks she may be protesting too much here. The people do not govern or grant permission for Ms A’s actions, and she may just be better off ignoring them and hoping they go away. Or shut up. At the same time, she knows she’s a new mom with all eyes on her, soooo…..perhaps a little tameness when out and about may not be such a bad thing.

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Here is Christina Aguilera showing off her huge ones…

Here is Christina Aguilera and her brood enjoying some time in New York City. She and her hubby Jordan Bratman are returning with their baby Max to their hotel after a night out. And Jordan seemed to have his hands full, as their entire litter of little pooches were along for the night out as well. I’m not really the biggest fan of Christina, but I do have to give her some props for playing the role of hottie mommy very well. She has bounced back to pre-pregnancy shape just beautifully. For her night out in New York, Christina went casual but with just enough dressy flair in a casual grey dress paired with duster sweater and black tights. And I love the color pop with the red shoes as well.

… of her blowse and we don’t buy it’s “au natural”. According to The Daily Mail, Christina Aguilera, it seems that motherhood has really given her a boost.

The pop star, who gave birth to son Max last month, was looking swell when she popped out for dinner in Hollywood last night.

The 27-year-old singer flaunted her post-pregnancy buxom figure despite being dressed down in a Knicks baseball cap and grey cardigan. ~The Daily Mail

On another less swell note, perezhilton.com reports that Christina Aguilera’s apparently fuming over the lack of interest in her People Magazine cover in the US. She was expecting big figure sales with the release of the first pics of Max, and as a result she has fired members of her sales team!

Source: The Daily Mail