Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

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So here is Britney Spears making sure the cameras catch all pertinent angles. Here I am with my kids, being a good mom and doing good mommy like things. I have toys and everything!! Oh, and here is my American Express card that you can show the world. This one is the Amex Centurion that comes with a hefty requirement of $250 K annual spending. Ohhhh….the Fendi damage I could do. Anyway! The word is that this day with the tots was also spent with none other than Criss Angel. Flashback to Friday when they were spotted canoodling at the LAX gig together, AND leaving together. But the magic man was not magical enough on Sunday to have his disappearing act go unnoticed. Yes, Criss Angel was spotted leaving the house on Sunday leading to many a speculation on whether he spent the night or not. Hmm……

Maybe Britney Spears just didn’t know what time it was, or something, because even the coolest celebs generally abide by the shades after dark is a no-no rule. However here she is hosting the LAX nightclub opening in Las Vegas on Friday night with her not-so-clever new image. Yes, she wore shades, this ridiculous hat, and sipped Mimosas, a drink commonly served at brunch. The real juice of the night was that she spent most of her time with Criss Angel, and I believe the term used was ‘canoodling’. And what is that shiny thing dangling from her engagement finger? Perhaps just another attempt of hers to grab any shred of the spotlight that she can. She better grab it now, because I think the clock is ticking on what is left of her fifteen minutes. However, by dragging Criss Angel into the mix, I guess anything is possible with this girl.

Britney Spears seems to have the tenacity to handle custody talk and Criss Angel all on the same day. She left a lengthy meeting with the lawyers on her custody suit in tears and somehow ended up in the company of Criss Angel. Initially the pair tried to check into the Hotel Bel Air, but it seems nobody there really likes her ever since she beat that photographer with an umbrella. Funny that. So their little party migrated over to The Tower Beverly Hills Hotel where they enjoyed some Dom Perignon champagne on the rooftop while they waited for her bodyguard to return from the 7-Eleven with some condoms. They drank, and then went for a drive in his Rolls Royce Phantom (always smart) and returned to The Tower by about 4 AM where she reportedly spent the night. You would think someone worried about losing their kids would act a little more responsibly, particularly when you’re the type that people like to take, and publish pictures of, but hey. No one ever gave this girl prizes for intelligence, nor will they anytime soon.

Just when you thought that Lindsday Lohan’s slept with every male celebrity, she surprises you! Yep, there was one more…

“Lindsay Lohan has been spotted enjoying a romantic evening with Cameron Diaz’s alleged ex-lover Criss Angel. The ‘Mean Girls’ star was seen holding hands with the 39-year-old magician at Las Vegas nightclub Pure on Saturday before the pair left together at 5am. Onlookers claim the pair then went back to Lohan’s hotel suite.”

Linds, make sure you watch out for Criss’ psycho wife, he is still married you know. Plus, Cameron Diaz might still have feelings for him… or not! She’s the only one performing magic tricks, she just vanished all of a sudden. I guess his wife’s legal allegations were too much for Cameron… I don’t blame her!

I guess Cameron Diaz got a little tired of the whole married guy crazy soon-to-be ex-wife thing, and has moved on to greener and cuter pastures. Now she has her eyes set on David de Rothschild, a former of UK’s ‘hottest bachelors’. David de Rothschild is also a British environmentalist and heir to a big bag of loot. They were spotted in the VIP section at Live Earth, and then two days later at New York’s posh Stanton Social. While 2 dates (that we know of) do not a relationship make, I have to hand it to her for finding such a sexy scoop so fast. He’s cute AND he’s got that cute British accent going. Yum, yum, Cameron, good luck!