Well, the whole blinking world knows that Paris Hilton has been on a worldwide tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte. The latest pit stop has been London, and Paris arrived with full entourage and diva-esque instructions to boot. I think she actually thought the *was* royalty there. And in London these days, Danielle Lloyd is quite the name due to her recent claim to fame on the UK hit Big Brother. Paris made some waves when attending Prince Harry’s favorite night spot, Club Mahiki, and a crowd of fans waited in the cold for over three hours for her. Enter Danielle Lloyd who thought she would have fun with the paps (and see if she could get away with it) by pretending to be Paris and rolling up to the Mahiki in a replica of Hilton’s trademark Blue Bentley. The fans weren’t too impressed, and Danielle probably lost a few in the mix. She got a little antsy and sped off into the night. Hm, wonder why, cuz you think you’d really want to stick around after you make a complete tool of yourself. No??

Let’s say we wrap up the week with some nice thoughts for the boys… Here you are seeing Danielle Lloyd the English model posing at a photocall for the launch of the Safety Net Ball. The launch was supported by the lingerie company LaSenza and was held at the Mayfair Hotel in London England yesterday. It’s amazing how well a pretty girl can make kind of trashy things look pretty, but leave it up to Danielle Lloyd to pull it off. However, her thighs do look a little chunky in the close-up shot… tisk, tisk! Other recent work Danielle has done has been for the launch of the new Ski Republic website. Clad in nothing but some UGGs, a bikini, and a ski hat Danielle ensured the website launch was a smashing success. Using a bikini and a lingerie model for ski equipment, now THAT is good marketing. All she is missing is the bottle of beer in her hands and then she’d be promoting Budweiser, too!

Danielle Lloyd is famous for being a reality TV star in the UK as well as a lingerie model. She also appeared on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and apparently became famous for some racial slurs she made during the show’s stint. Now she is working for Channel 5 and is doing some show called “My Bloody Hell”. One of the stunts she had to do for this was to go out in the world with these ridiculously hairy armpits. Before you get TOO grossed out, know that a makeup artist is responsible for this disgusting look. Danielle had to go to the gym and be in public with these and she described it as extremely embarrassing, and something she will remember for the rest of her life. Sheesh, it would be really nice if hairy armpits were MY biggest problem. But hey, who am I to say.