We LOVE Ashton and he didn’t disappoint last night on SNL! He’s so funny, cute and charasmatic. Did I mention that he’s cute? Ooh! and basically ageless for as long as he’s married to Demi Moore. No, just kidding, she looks fabulous. She even does a cameo in the video below. Here he is doing his opening monologue for SNL last night, and boy did he ever produce the hell out of it!

Well, not sure what Ashton Kutcher asked for his 30th birthday, but Demi Moore’s idea of celebrating his 30th was to invite some old ‘friends’. Bruce Willis was on the invite list for the big night, and the three-some (no pun intended) attended dinner at a restaurant in L.A. on Saturdaynight. Along with Demi and Bruce’s children….Rumer who is 19, Scout who is 16, and Tallulah Belle who is 13. Is anyone ELSE thinking of the word INAPPROPRIATE right now? But Ashton took it all in stride and spent the time bonding with the man, I think the term play wrestling was even used at one point. Demi says the relationship (with Bruce) took some time getting to the point where they can hang out, no bitterness no regrets at this point. And Bruce well, he describes Demi as one of his best friends. He even considers Ashton on his list of good friends. I have to say, this is about as wierd as it gets. Only in Hollywood. Kinda gives Die Hard an all new spin, don’t it? Click on the pic if you’d like to see it larger!!

Source: The Daily Mail

For some of us it may seem like just yesterday when Demi Moore stripped to the pregnant bone for her famous Vanity Fair shoot. But even though this was many years ago, you would almost never guess by taking a look at Demi Moore, years later at the not so ripe age of 45 when she bares it all again. Demi recently posed for another fashion spread for V magazine, and what started off as a bikini shoot turned into much more. In this shoot, Demi posed for Princess Diana’s fave photographer Mario Testino, and posed in a bikini, sharp pant suit, and a super sexy dress, all in the theme of white. This look almost conveys a sense of innocence, don’t you think? If we didn’t know who this was, we’d almost have to guess she was half her age. Yes, she looks great, but don’t feel too bad, because you have to know that she paid dearly for this fabulous body. Yes, the rumors are that Demi paid more than 200,000 pounds for this body, which is the US equivalent of $400K. WOW. Do you think it was worth it? Well, she might since she’s married to someone considerably younger and in her biz you really do gotta look the part if you wanna keep playing the part.

Recently, Ashton Kutcher got a new haircut and apparently wifey-poo Demi Moore had more than a few issues with it.

Demi first eyeballed his surprise clip and shrieked: “You look like a little boy - and that makes me look like an old woman!”… [Demi] not only refused to go to dinner with him and his new ‘do because she was paranoid that people would stare, she put her foot down and ordered: “Grow it out - and NEVER, EVER cut it that short again!” ~ The National Enquirer

It’s funny what some people think will make them look old. But em, has Demi actually forgotten how old she really is? I mean, if she looks old it might be because she IS old. Or, did she marry a young dude to carry on the illusion of youth in an industry that thrives on it. Who knows! But I guess we know who really wears the pants in the family, and it seems it must go by birth year, whoever comes first gets to make all the big decisions. Even in this pic here it looks sort of like she’s the boss, doesn’t it? Poor Ashton. Well, I think he looks cute either way. And yes, Demi looks old either way as well. Great for her age, yes, but that doesn’t actually make her any younger, does it?

Well, the famous fashion photographer Mario Testino has been keeping a personal collection of off-screen moments from some of your favorite celebrities. When he gets the chance, he’s been shooting celebs in all their candid glory before, during, and after some of Hollywood’s most exclusive bashes. The cover looks a little too much like posing for me to believe it’s a candid… and Demi’s make-up is PERFECT! However, it does look a little erotic, I mean Demi applying red lipstick to Ashton’s lips. I wonder if he enjoys wearing make-up and playing dress-up like Beckham? So, Mario’s personal collection has now been made into a book and features 300 pages of both color and black and white ‘off-screen’ moments of the likes of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Kidman, Marc Anthony, George Clooney, Madonna, Gisele Bundchen, Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and many more. To boot, he even had Nicole Kidman write the forward for the book! The book is in stores now for the low retail price of $600 dabloons. Yeah, you DID read that right. For the cost of a pair of Christian Louboutins you could pick up a photo tell-all book of the stars. Must be some pretty juicy photos in there!

Well, it’s not that often that you see these two actually together anymore with their different schedules. But here are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore in New York City on Sunday as the leave Kabbalah services. Ashton is currently in New York working on his new movie “What Happens in Vegas”. And what is with this black white thing? Of course the two are dressed in nothing but the best, but this completely opposite color choice strikes me as a bit odd. But these polar opposites outfits in all monochromatic color schemes is definitely different. But we know these two, they do nothing if not different very well, both together, and apart.

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