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Is the Pratt Montag marriage on the rocks? ~ Bitten and Bound

Is anyone else Wondering why we care that Elisabeth Hasselback is pregnant again? ~ Hollywire

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Lauren aka ‘Lo’ Bosworth is seen here joining a host of celebrities while they party hearty at the popular L.A. hotspot the Crown Bar. And what we know of Lauren is that she is one of the more opinionated girls of The Hills and she is never afraid to speak her mind, or purse her lips accordingly when she finds someone doing something she disapproves of. Ah yes, we all know that ‘hm.’ she gives when someone says something she finds a little out of sorts, and you can’t help but wonder what is going through her head when she gives the disapproving tsk tsk. My, what a great mom Lo will make one day! And with this quality in her that we have all come to know and love, she has vocalized some thoughts on the Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag marriage. She says she was surprised to learn that her costars on The Hills got married in Mexico in a private ceremony, and did so after an evening of champagne and tequila. On The Hills: Live After the Show Monday night, Lauren said:

“I always thought they were going to get married. I just didn’t know when. I thought she always wanted a big, beautiful event wedding in L.A. I was surprised it turned out the way it did actually.”

On the show, Lauren told the world that she heard of the Montag marriage at the same time, and in the same way that we all did, on the Internet. She was very surprised by the alcohol fuelled chain of events when she saw the show air where Spencer had suggested that he and Heidi get married after they had been in the Patron all night. After they had discussed the idea, the two even ordered more Patron, as Heidi so eloquently put it, ‘you know what Patron does to me, it gets me crazy.’ Lauren thought it was hysterical that Heidi needed some tequila to make the final call, the Patron push she called it. She wasn’t too sure if she was drunk when they actually got married, but knows they were the night before when the decision was made. But at the end of the day, Lo does believe that regardless of the how’s or the why’s, that Heidi and Spencer will be married forever. Tough to say when you are dealing with a control freak and a girl that doesn’t seem to make her own decisions, but again, for this very reason this could be a match made in heaven.

I almost want to say that well, hell has frozen over, but I guess we’ve seen this coming. Oh yes, we all cringed when they got engaged, and have been in a state of frozen cringe ever since, but the inevitable has happened. Yes, Spencer Pratt finally coerced Heidi into attaching herself to him in the most permanent and legally binding way by marrying Heidi in a private elopement this past weekend. And when we say private, we mean private, as not even Heidi’s family was made aware.

For those of you that follow The Hills, you may have seen Heidi’s sister Holly on the After Show last night, where she tearfully stated that she was a little hurt by the whole thing but will always be there for Heidi no matter what. Oh yes, Holly flew into the studio to film the After Show not having a clue about Heidi’s nuptials, and when she got off the plane her phone was bombarded with the news that Heidi and Spencer were on the cover of US proudly showing off their newlywedded bliss. Yeah, that’s gotta sting. But nobody knew anything, which seemingly may all boil down to more of Spencer’s control and hideousness.

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Heidi Montag is seen here running through the grocery trolley with her control freak boyfriend Spencer Pratt. The couple were stocking up on kitchen must-haves and playing a little under their years as they flaunted themselves, their immaturity, and their grotesque love in the grocery aisles.(Mental note. Find out where they shopped and what food they touched and stay *far far * away from it) But Heidi is crying the boo hoos these days because her ex-friends Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are getting more attention from the high end designer world than she is. Well, actually, she’s not getting any as the designers don’t want her showcasing their stuff. Judging by the getup she dons to go grocery shopping, can you see why? Exactly. The Hills girls have gone from C list to It Girl status in just a year and one of the perks of that is treats from the designers. Yes, the big names want these girls to be toting their bags, wearing their shoes, and flaunting their fashion, all at no cost to the starlets. So it sounds like Audrina and Lauren are getting thousands of dollars of goods dumped at their home sans charge on a regular basis for them to promote designer duds. Not too shabby! And Heidi, well, just isn’t, and she’s got the big ol pout to back it up. Aw, poor baby. Maybe it’s cuz you’re just not as pretty as your frenemies, huh? Well, the promoter for Pop Tarts, who also dresses Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra, has said that Heidis public image is too cheap for even the lesser named brands. Yeah, she must have seen that video too. Or, maybe she just happened to be in the grocery store that day, who knows. Either way, it’s nice to see SOMEONE come public and call Heidi out for the cheapo blonde that she is.

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Check Out Heidi Montag’s New Music Video *puke alert* ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Hot Supermodel Photos!! Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes! ~ Bitten and Bound

What’s The Real Feel on ‘The House Bunny’? ~ Hollywire

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Ashley Simpson is a Bad Liar ~ Hollywire

Who Else is Tired of the Speidi’s? ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Divorce Trial for Christie Brinkley Starts Today ~ Bitten and Bound

Brazilian Media Calls Carolina Kurkova Fat! ~ Celebrity Body Gossip

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Tori Spelling Gives Birth ~ Hollywire

Kelly Osbourne Leaving Radio 1 After Her Show ~ Celebrity Body Gossip

David Cook Gets Some Feisty On With Rolling Stone Magazine ~ Bitten and Bound

Heidi Montag Scores Some Cash ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

Photograph: Kevin Perkins, PacificCoastNews.com

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt enjoying champagne while on a luxury vacation at the Palmilla Resort in Las Cabos Mexico