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Yes yes, just when you thought you’ve seen it all. Here comes Heidi Montag, right out of the ‘hood. Heidi made an appearance on Monday’s episode of TRL, and decided to do a l’il freestylin’ for her fans:

Yo, yo
I got Heidiwood
I’m wearing it all day
I like it, so what do you got to say
You got apple bottoms, what
You know what’s going up
Um, keep going, I’ll keep flowing
You know what I like to say
Everyday, I’m in New York
It’s all good this way

Nelly of course kindly shot her an A for effort, and you all know what that means….uh huh. And I thought Kelly Osbourne was bold for going without makeup, but this might top it. As for her growing fan base, Heidi is all over it . She said the weirdest thing that’s happened yet is a group of girls in Benihana the other day screamed “TEAM HEIDI” when she was spotted. Heidi has now dubbed them ‘her girls’. What does Team Heidi mean? And is it weird that she has a fan ‘base’. I think so. Not as weird as her rapping though. THAT much is true.

Looks like the infamous couple from “The Hills” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got into the spirit of the holiday this weekend. The pair spent Easter weekend with Spencer’s niece, Ava, and took her out on an Easter egg hunt. And, not to steal any Bunny thunder or anything, but the couple dressed up in matching Easter bunny ears and hung out with Ava in the play area following the egg hunt. This is one of those situations where I just look and try *really hard* not to vomit, because, you know, even too cute has its limits. But, for the little ones, I guess anything gets a by on Easter. If you are jonesing for your Hills fix, keep an eye out, the third season will begin airing in the US on March 24.

Pic: Pacific Coast News

Not only does Heidi Montag look like one that you’d find @ the Bay or Sears, but now… there’s proof that she doesn’t think too much, either. Uber surprisingly, her video for “Higher” has made it to no.7 on iTunes Top 10 pop chart. Ya, its crazy sorta like how McDonalds stops serving egg mcmuffins past 10:30am. But, with “success” comes ridicule and many posted negative comments about their video, such as:

7:00 PM Anonymous Says:

Spencer: Hey Heidi?

Heidi: Yes hun?

Spence: I’ve got an idea - lets get my video camera, go to the beach, load you up on valium, and you can spend the afternoon flopping around in low tide like a tuna with epilepsy. I’ll film it, sinc your new song in behind it, and we’ll put it up on YouYube for all the world to see and vomit over! I mean, you and I are already two of the biggest d-bag F List celebrities in Hollywood so why don’t we just prove, once and for all, that we should be drug into an alley and clubbed to death like a pair of baby seals?

Heidi: Umm, Spence?

Spence: What is it my sweet meal ticket?

Heidi: Is it ok if I lip sinc to my song?

Spence: Sure baby. Just don’t forget to wipe the coke from your nose and the desparation from your eyes when I start filming. ~Us Weekly

Well, it seems Heidi took these comments straight to heart and was shocked @ the overwhelmingly bad reviews of their music production. According to reports:

“I [Heidi] cried myself to sleep that first night after my video came out,” she says. “I just couldn’t understand why people I didn’t even know felt the need to be so cruel and hurtful toward me.”

I only have one question… what were you expecting!? The couple admits that it was amateur video and pretty low-budget. More like no-budget. A pink bikini, video camera and boom-box don’t add up to much, especially when you already own that stuff. The video is bad, the acting’s terrible and the song… a sorry rip-off of the Underdog Project’s “Summer Jam”. What a dipstick!

Source: Us Weekly

OMG… I now fully understand what cheesy music videos are made of. Wow, this is the WORST! They should play this on America’s Funniest Home Videos… along with Spencer’s amazing directing skills. Here’s Heidi’s new video for her “hit” single Higher. I don’t think it’s humanely possible to be high enough to think she has talent. I actually feel embarrased for her. Oh, wait a minute, no I don’t.

So, then we know who Butt-Head is! Just when you thought you were done hearing about these two, they just show up out of nowhere. Here are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they graced the Canadian soils over the weekend to host the Rockwood Party in Toronto, Ontario. I’m just curious, are they actually trying to make us believe they are sober? What’s with the manic look in Spencer’s eyes? Don’t see it? Look BEYOND the redness and you won’t just see a little crazy in there, but a lot stoned too I’m thinking. Funny how pot has the tendency to rat you out, isn’t it? And though Heidi looks like a completely different person now that she’s had the nose job and lips plumped, she’s lookin’ a little two sheets to the wind herself. It’s that glazed open-ended stare that is giving that girl away. Oh, well that and her Red Bull fetish. Be good to that straw, sweetheart! Even when you are stoned, sometimes a straw, is JUST a straw….

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Seen here with Mary Kate Olsen, is a name that’s cropping up in another Hollywood sex tape scandal. Spencer Pratt it seems has found himself involved in a little bit of a pickle regarding a sex tape made in South America eons (meaning years) ago.

A recent National Enquirer report claimed that Pratt, 24, has been shopping footage of himself and some pals hooking up with a bevy of Brazilian women (before he met his fiance [sic] Heidi Montag, 21) and wants it released on the sly under the guise that it had been “stolen.”

Spencer says no no no such thing as this sex tape, and given that it is the National Enquirer reporting, who knows!? But, the National Enquirer was the first to break that Halle Berry was pregnant, so… this might be true. Like everything in Hollywood, time will tell. What I’d really like to know is what is with this pic of him and Mary Kate? This pic definitely falls into the ‘vintage’ category, but it makes one wonder. Hmmm… I wonder if these two ever had a little hooking up going on?

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