Yes, this is a question that can be taken a number of ways, as it seems the Heidi Montag we knew and….well, knew…has left the building. It is no secret that this is a girl that has publicly confessed her addiction to her plastics doc, and one look at her here we can see why. Sad thing is she thinks this look is pretty. She has spent the last year or so not only under the radar, but under the knife, and one of the reasons’ we haven’t seen too much of her is because well, surgery recovery can be a little lengthy at times. And now there are a whole host of reasons why she has dropped off the planet, because she just doesn’t look like herself any more (if anyone knows what that is, lemme know) and she is probably more than a little embarrassed by that. She is seen here showing off her new beach body in a “self designed” bikini as she hosts the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. And we didn’t see too much of her after that. This event was the first time she went public after a series of TEN procedures that included a mini brow lift, Botox in the brow and frownline, nose job revision, cheek fat injections, nasolabial folds and lips, chin reduction, neck lipo, ear pinning, waist lip, hips and thighs lip, behind augmentation, and the obvious augmentation on the cup size. Pretty? No. Her mother must be so…the opposite of proud. Where did this all come from? An ugly girl she was not, but you either have to have a really LOW self esteem to consider plastics of such extreme, or maybe just a controlling husband that will never be happy with her looks. As it officially turns out, living under Spencer Rule, the half-human, half-plastic creature known as Heidi Montag 3.0 has only left her house three times in a month, Life & Style reports. Spencer explains to the magazine that’s because he’s been working with a former Marine on a screenplay. Naturally, that means the Marine’s now living with them. Normal! And her house isn’t even the nice one from The Hills. Spencer and Heidi, who have been married for a year, actually live in a dump in the Pacific Palisades, daringly decorated with heaps of stuff, random deposits of dog poo, and Spencer’s $400,000–and rapidly expanding–collection of healing crystals, which hopefully haven’t totally replaced deodorant for him. Heidi’s last major outing was to tan her Barbie body at the aforementioned Las Vegas pool party. She also skipped last night’s Nylon party, which was attended by her co-stars Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, and Spencer’s sister Stephanie Pratt. Before becoming a 23-year-old homebody, Heidi’s career momentum was at an all-time high. She filmed a cameo in the Adam Sandler movie Just Go With It and worked with Ron Howard on a well-received Funny Or Die sketch. She fired Spencer as her manager in March and was well on her way towards forging a separate identity until this happened. Even Spencer’s friend Brody Jenner, who admitted they worked together to fake the reality show The Princes Of Malibu, is concerned.

“I actually think he’s kind of lost it a little bit,” Brody told the Kidd Kraddick in the Morning radio show on Wednesday (via Us). “Lately, it’s hard for me–even as someone who used to be best friends with him–to see what’s real and what’s not as far as he goes… I see he wants attention.”

And when Brody Jenner is the voice of reason, you know something’s horribly wrong.

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Louise Barnsley, PacificCoastNews.com

Is the Pratt Montag marriage on the rocks? ~ Bitten and Bound

Is anyone else Wondering why we care that Elisabeth Hasselback is pregnant again? ~ Hollywire

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Lauren aka ‘Lo’ Bosworth is seen here joining a host of celebrities while they party hearty at the popular L.A. hotspot the Crown Bar. And what we know of Lauren is that she is one of the more opinionated girls of The Hills and she is never afraid to speak her mind, or purse her lips accordingly when she finds someone doing something she disapproves of. Ah yes, we all know that ‘hm.’ she gives when someone says something she finds a little out of sorts, and you can’t help but wonder what is going through her head when she gives the disapproving tsk tsk. My, what a great mom Lo will make one day! And with this quality in her that we have all come to know and love, she has vocalized some thoughts on the Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag marriage. She says she was surprised to learn that her costars on The Hills got married in Mexico in a private ceremony, and did so after an evening of champagne and tequila. On The Hills: Live After the Show Monday night, Lauren said:

“I always thought they were going to get married. I just didn’t know when. I thought she always wanted a big, beautiful event wedding in L.A. I was surprised it turned out the way it did actually.”

On the show, Lauren told the world that she heard of the Montag marriage at the same time, and in the same way that we all did, on the Internet. She was very surprised by the alcohol fuelled chain of events when she saw the show air where Spencer had suggested that he and Heidi get married after they had been in the Patron all night. After they had discussed the idea, the two even ordered more Patron, as Heidi so eloquently put it, ‘you know what Patron does to me, it gets me crazy.’ Lauren thought it was hysterical that Heidi needed some tequila to make the final call, the Patron push she called it. She wasn’t too sure if she was drunk when they actually got married, but knows they were the night before when the decision was made. But at the end of the day, Lo does believe that regardless of the how’s or the why’s, that Heidi and Spencer will be married forever. Tough to say when you are dealing with a control freak and a girl that doesn’t seem to make her own decisions, but again, for this very reason this could be a match made in heaven.

I almost want to say that well, hell has frozen over, but I guess we’ve seen this coming. Oh yes, we all cringed when they got engaged, and have been in a state of frozen cringe ever since, but the inevitable has happened. Yes, Spencer Pratt finally coerced Heidi into attaching herself to him in the most permanent and legally binding way by marrying Heidi in a private elopement this past weekend. And when we say private, we mean private, as not even Heidi’s family was made aware.

For those of you that follow The Hills, you may have seen Heidi’s sister Holly on the After Show last night, where she tearfully stated that she was a little hurt by the whole thing but will always be there for Heidi no matter what. Oh yes, Holly flew into the studio to film the After Show not having a clue about Heidi’s nuptials, and when she got off the plane her phone was bombarded with the news that Heidi and Spencer were on the cover of US proudly showing off their newlywedded bliss. Yeah, that’s gotta sting. But nobody knew anything, which seemingly may all boil down to more of Spencer’s control and hideousness.

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Heidi Montag is seen here running through the grocery trolley with her control freak boyfriend Spencer Pratt. The couple were stocking up on kitchen must-haves and playing a little under their years as they flaunted themselves, their immaturity, and their grotesque love in the grocery aisles.(Mental note. Find out where they shopped and what food they touched and stay *far far * away from it) But Heidi is crying the boo hoos these days because her ex-friends Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge are getting more attention from the high end designer world than she is. Well, actually, she’s not getting any as the designers don’t want her showcasing their stuff. Judging by the getup she dons to go grocery shopping, can you see why? Exactly. The Hills girls have gone from C list to It Girl status in just a year and one of the perks of that is treats from the designers. Yes, the big names want these girls to be toting their bags, wearing their shoes, and flaunting their fashion, all at no cost to the starlets. So it sounds like Audrina and Lauren are getting thousands of dollars of goods dumped at their home sans charge on a regular basis for them to promote designer duds. Not too shabby! And Heidi, well, just isn’t, and she’s got the big ol pout to back it up. Aw, poor baby. Maybe it’s cuz you’re just not as pretty as your frenemies, huh? Well, the promoter for Pop Tarts, who also dresses Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra, has said that Heidis public image is too cheap for even the lesser named brands. Yeah, she must have seen that video too. Or, maybe she just happened to be in the grocery store that day, who knows. Either way, it’s nice to see SOMEONE come public and call Heidi out for the cheapo blonde that she is.

James Breeden, PacificCoastNews.com

Check Out Heidi Montag’s New Music Video *puke alert* ~ I Don’t Want Your Life

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