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Jenna Jameson is hot to release her newest piece of work, ‘Zombie Strippers’. Uh huh, I know, I’m thinking the same thing in my head too. But far be it from the movie’s title to persuade you otherwise, but Jenna Jameson is actually trying to tell people this is a political movie. Uh huh. She says the undertones to Zombie Strippers is speaking against the Bush administration and that’s really why she wanted to do the movie. But let’s review the plot line. It’s about a stripper, yes, Jenna, who is turned into a super-zombie after the strip joint she’s working in gets hit with a virus. Shockingly, the film has already received a myriad of bad reviews due to its low budget look, and yes, ridiculous dialogue. But you know, it’s political folks. Go out and educate yourself with ‘Zombie Strippers’.

Source: eFlux Media

Here we have one of those flicks that you have to know isn’t going on the classics list any time this generation. Here is Jenna Jameson starring in what else but a movie involving aliens and strippers. Shocking! The movie is about some sort of secret government re-animation chemo virus that is released into Nebraska and reaches….wait for it….an underground strip club. When the strippers start catching this virus, they turn into, you got it, Zombie Strippers. Gripping plot line, with a government conspiracy theory all tied into it. Hey, do you think Jenna can even spell government? Hm…get back to you on that one. Oh, and in other Jenna news, she wants someone else to get naked too. I know, it just gets more surprising by the minute, doesn’t it? She is hoping that Charlize Theron will strip down to raise awareness for animal cruelty for the charity organization PETA. Jameson has actually been asked to be the new face of PETA, and she’d love to see Charlize involved in one of their ‘Go Naked’ campaigns. I was actually shocked to find out Jenna was involved as the face of a new charity organization…..until I found out nudity was involved.  I wonder if she is still waiting for Charlize to return her call.  But hey, I bet Jenna CAN spell PETA!

Source: MTV

Jenna looks incredible! She looks like the old Jenna that we all love. Here she is @ her BF Tito Ortiz’s 33rd b-day at Cathouse in Las Vegas. FF the video to 5:45 mins to see the striptease.

Jenna Jameson was snapped by the photogs Tuesday night while leaving Hyde Nightclub in West Hollywood, California. She ended up getting caught in the rain and looks like she’s getting thinner by the second. Her facial expressions leave a lot to be desired… from porn star to the Grinch. It’s amazing what beauty plastic surgery is capable of now. I don’t know why she is hunching her shoulders over so much, but it looks like she’s shrinking. She will need to buy those 4″ heels in 6″ soon. Let’s hope she doesn’t slip on the wet pavement… I’d bet $1,000 that she has osteoporosis. That’s well something I’d typically associate with the Golden Girls, not a porn star in her early 30’s!

Yes, Fall Fashion Week has kicked off with a bang, and this time around we are looking at the Los Angeles rounds. Yesterday saw the opening of Heatherette that was not much different than the New York version of the show. And yes, that comes complete with *puke* Jenna Jameson. Heatherette’s line this year is All-American with a strong red, white, and blue theme and I guess someone thought Jenna would be perfect for one of the lead model roles. Apparently the fake tan, fake blonde, and fake uh, other stuff pretty much wraps up the All American apple pie image according to the art directors at Heatherette. But what can you say, even if its for the wrong reasons, she’s still turning heads.

And here is Jenna Jameson as one of the models showcasing the Heatherette line yesterday. I am kind of cringing when I see this as Fashion Week is kind of supposed to be the higher end of things, but this just looks a little ridiculous. In this getup, she kind of looks more like a booth girl for the State Fair than a runway model. Guess that’s what happens when you throw a porn star on the runway. The pieces seem to fit her personality, that of the all-around ‘out there’ type which is probably why she is having so much fun. And I think the girl needs a sandwich or something as well… the carbs would do HER good!