Yes, Fall Fashion Week has kicked off with a bang, and this time around we are looking at the Los Angeles rounds. Yesterday saw the opening of Heatherette that was not much different than the New York version of the show. And yes, that comes complete with *puke* Jenna Jameson. Heatherette’s line this year is All-American with a strong red, white, and blue theme and I guess someone thought Jenna would be perfect for one of the lead model roles. Apparently the fake tan, fake blonde, and fake uh, other stuff pretty much wraps up the All American apple pie image according to the art directors at Heatherette. But what can you say, even if its for the wrong reasons, she’s still turning heads.

And here is Jenna Jameson as one of the models showcasing the Heatherette line yesterday. I am kind of cringing when I see this as Fashion Week is kind of supposed to be the higher end of things, but this just looks a little ridiculous. In this getup, she kind of looks more like a booth girl for the State Fair than a runway model. Guess that’s what happens when you throw a porn star on the runway. The pieces seem to fit her personality, that of the all-around ‘out there’ type which is probably why she is having so much fun. And I think the girl needs a sandwich or something as well… the carbs would do HER good!

Image: Pacific Coast News

Those two “working girls” decided to take the night off and ended up running into each other outside Vice Nightclub… and they both ended up @ a private party in LA. hmm… private party, I wonder if they were the guests or the entertainment. Oops, my bad, an adult film star is different from a stripper. However, I doubt very much that either of these two “beauties” would have declined if the offer what put out there! Wasn’t Paris Hilton just recently rumoured to be asking $500,000 for a night out with her and little sis Nicky? I wonder if they ever got paid… Momma needs a new car and some moula for puppy chow. Someone’s gotta feed lil’ Hendrix.

I always wonder what on earth possesses celebrities to believe they actually look good in some situations. Here we have Jenna Jameson doing the beach thing, fun and frolic in the sun with some carefully posed shots for the camera. Does ANYONE think this is a pretty girl? For one thing, she needs some meat on those scrawny bones. Eat woman! And I think it’s pretty clear she has maxed out her account at her plastics office. Or maybe it’s just the face she’s making, who knows. But she is looking a little drawn, and her lips…well, I don’t even know where to start with those. I will leave it with you to be the judge.

Tara Reid was spotted swapping spit with some random guy in an SUV outside Hyde Nightclub in West Hollywood. Did she end up making it into the club? I don’t think Jenna Jameson had dancing on her mind since she picked up a new ride, a 2007 Rolls Royce Phantom in white. BUT, that’s not all she picked up… she was seen gettin’ it on with a girl friend, another lipstick lesbian in the back seats! I bet Samantha Ronson’s upset that she missed out… she’s probably not getting much with Lilo being in rehab.

Jenna said: “It’s the ultimate car and I can barely see over the dash (laughter) … and the Ogara Coach Company took great care of me.” ~ TMZ

OK, how old is Jenna Jameson turning? It seems like just yesterday that she was young, healthy looking and spectacularly beautiful. Now, she looks trannylicious… and this is not a good look for her!! She’s also lost tons of weight!? Why would someone who’s already acheived perfection want to ruin it!? Well, atleast it looks like she had a good time at Forty Deuce on Monday eating birthday cake with Ultimate Fighting Champ, Tito Ortiz! Paris Hilton, and Lucas Rossi were among the guests invited.