Jennifer Aniston is seen here enjoying the lively atmosphere on the set of her most recent work “Just go With It” and though it may be a tough call to determine what is going through her mind right now, we may be able to take a guess based on recent comments by John C. Reilly. Yes, this face you see here may be the very same face Jennifer had when she was required to shoot love scenes with the much less attractive John Reilly. Why? Oh, who knows, though his comments may have been off the cuff, it may sound like we need a a sequel to Jennifer Aniston’s The Good Girl and call it Chastity Pillow if we were to go by John’s comments. Apparently it served a vital role in keeping Jen from throwing up during her sex scenes with John C. Reilly. John was on Jimmy Fallon last week promoting his new movie Cyrus (not Miley, unfortunately) when the guys got to gabbin’ about acting opposite Jen Aniston in the 2002 indie The Good Girl. The film is often cited as an example of Jen’s “dramatic potential”. Perhaps part of her accolades came from acting like she was naked when she was really wearing more clothes than any GQ cover she’s ever done. John describes:

“So I climb into the bed, she opens up the sheet and I swear, she had two pairs of sweatpants on, winter socks, a long-sleeved t-shirt,” John says. “Her body is basically like a burka from the neck down.”

While that outfit may have been sufficient for, say, a Gerard Butler love scene, Jen needed an additional force field to fake love with John.

“And I go, ‘OK, I guess I’ll just get on top of you now’, and she’s like, ‘Can I get the chastity pillow please?’,” John said. “I’m like what the hell is a chastity pillow? And they bring out this big black pillow that she puts between her legs. And from that moment on, I went from Robert Palmer to the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.”

Two things: A) how creepy does that story sound coming from him? Maybe when he told it on TV it was self-deprecating and funny, but just reading it, it sounds like he is warbling through it in a Hunchback-y voice. “Grrrrr Jennifer Aniston prettttttty no likeeee pillow.” And B) John shouldn’t take this personally, because I’m pretty sure Jen wears this in bed anyway. This is the missing piece of the tabloids’ puzzle! That totally explains what Bradley Cooper was doing at the Chateau Marmont with a body pillow in an evening gown.

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You almost just want to say…give it a REST. One difference between John Mayer and your average joe is when he has a “what did I do last night?” morning, it shows up as a magazine cover story a few months later. That might be due to the fact that other than his relationship with Jennifer Aniston….that we remind you has been soooooooo over for QUITE some time now…he doesn’t have much else exciting going on in his life. And even he seems to know it as he can’t seem to stop talking about this aforementioned relationship, despite the fact that it’s pretty darn clear that Jenny has moved on…and on…and on…approximately 17 times now. This time he ranted out 7000 of some of the most outrageous words ever to cross a celebrity’s mouth to Playboy magazine over a glass of whisky or nine. And Jennifer Aniston might want to pick up a copy. For the articles, of course. Yes, he’s STILL talking about the breakup. And since the rest of the paparazzi have become completely bored with it, it seems that Playboy is about the only one that will let him moan just that much longer. The reason he begrudgingly broke it off with the star of Leprechaun may have had a lot to do with their nine-year age difference.

“I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity. I don’t want to pet dogs in the kitchen.”

Sorry you had to read that, Mr. Aniston. Oh wait, Norman Aniston can’t read. And no, Jen didn’t appreciate it when John told a gang of photographers that he ended it. But he can TOTALLY explain. Writers for the major tab mags were bombarding him to the point where he couldn’t tell if an In Touch writer was stalking him or if he had just gone literally crazy.

“I haven’t slept. I’m about to go blind–you know the phrase blind rage? All I can remember is that I was about to lose my vision. My emotional tissue was about to tear. So after I left the gym I said ‘come here’ to all the reporters and paparazzi. I was on the verge of crying and also on the verge of punching someone.”

But instead of crying and punching, he instead announced he’d dumped Jen “because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.” It was a little bit too much honesty, not just for gossip-trackers, but for the ex Mrs. Pitt as well. “It really, really upset her,” John said. “I wanted to take responsibility for having ended it because I saw it as such an offence. But a lot of people felt I was saving face.” He compares breaking up with Jennifer Aniston to “burning the American flag,” although realistically, Americans probably care more about the idiot that let Jennifer Aniston get away. Considering how openly he’s revisiting this territory, it would seem he hasn’t learned anything about discretion (elsewhere in the interview, he says Jessica Simpson is “sexual napalm” and that he’d like to do something sexual with TMZ founder Harvey Levin that I didn’t even know existed until I was 17). Maybe that’s because he thinks that, like himself, Jen’s stuck in the ’90s when it comes to handling her fame. She thought he was courting too much attention by using Twitter, a public forum, as his personal brainstorming pad, while John tried to convince her to take her public image more lightly.

“I said, ‘Tom Cruise put on a fat suit. That pretty much sums up the past decade: Tom Cruise with a comb-over, dancing to Flo Rida in Tropic Thunder. And the world went, ‘Welcome back, Tom Cruise.’ You have to show that you don’t take yourself seriously.”

Jen’s probably right not to listen too intently to John, but maybe she should have heeded his advice on this one thing. People might quit insetting her picture into photos of Brangelina if she joked around about it a little more. It couldn’t be any more uncomfortable than seeing her face on the magazine rack every time she goes to the gas station. *eyes rolling* are you done NOW, John?

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Well here we have Mr. Player Mayer spotted leaving The Hard Rock Café in Picadilly London after performing a gig for a small crowd, and we all know that by the looks of it, he has seen better days. Yes, the effect of Jennifer Aniston rubbing off of anybody is only going to be beauty and sunshine, so perhaps this downtrodden look has something to do with the woes that sources are saying he is having over her. Yah, you have to know that when you dump Jennifer Aniston, there are likely to be some side effects of that, since she is one woman that just about any man in the world would do anything for. And it sounds like John Mayer is having some second thoughts about his relationship with her, and wants her back. Are we supposed to be sad for him? Well, uh, maybe he shouldn’t have dumped her. They could be rolling in People magazine baby-photo money by now if he hadn’t made that fatal relationship error. But we know the elusive Aniston, if there’s anything that I’m sure Jennifer Aniston appreciates at this point, it’s people talking about her romantic life. Not. But it sounds like Johnny Boy is having second thoughts, and even has a mixed message for his ex-girlfriend in the new Rolling Stone: he’s still heartbroken over the end of their relationship last March, but says Jen is not his “ideal” partner. Well, sure, but Angelina’s already taken.

“I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.”

But, as he told the paparazzi the first time he dumped her, he’d rather be a great friend than a bad boyfriend.

“What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f–king fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.”

Now I see why Jen does yoga. His “arc over the horizon”? What does that even MEAN? But like all men, John is just so frustrating. He only likes his celebrity conquests when he doesn’t have them. That worked out well for him with Jessica Simpson, because every time he dumped her she would just wear lower necklines until she was basically accompanying him to his fancy galas without a top at all. But Jen’s in her 40s. She only has to be dumped once (ok maybe twice) to get the message. So even though John tells Rolling Stone he can’t wait to meet his soulmate so he can stop putting so much mental energy into dating, I don’t think that’s going to work out for him. The things he wants are impossible. Someone can mail me an honourary doctorate of psychology.

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Jennifer Aniston is seen here looking a little confused, and while she may *look* as confused as the rest of us when it comes to her love life, here she is simply working on the set of her newest film “The Baster” in Los Angeles. And if you are confused about what is going on in the game of love with Jennifer, I think it is safe to say at this point anything is likely by now. Nobody really knows and so it may well be that nothing is happening of interest. But it still seems like either way there is quite a bit of talk about it. The news is either completely dead on the subject, or she really is revisiting things with Player Mayer. But how can that be if Jessica Simpson is saying the same thing? So it seems then that the woman once married to Brad Pitt is now in a love triangle with John Mayer, and Jessica Simpson’s boobs. While Jen has been trying to move on with a series of clandestine dates with “nobody famous” arranged through mutual pals (specifically CoCo Arquette), reports continue that she’s been sacrificing her dignity in exchange for secret hookups with John. The singer, meanwhile, has never fully gotten over what he calls the real love of his life. “For some sick reason, John’s still in love with Jessica,” a source says. Well, ladies, it’s official: thinking is out this winter. Today, on when tabloid stars collide… During a sit-down interview with Details at the celebrity-stacked Chateau Marmont hotel, John Mayer had the weird experience of running into one of the Jennifer Aniston also-rans, Gerard Butler. He excused himself to go meet the action star. Some notes comparing maybe? Seems like a good potential date for 20 minutes of Jennifer Aniston ear-burning. But John says otherwise.

“We talked about New York. We’re in a bit of the same position of being branded womanizers.”

Huh. I wonder why that would be, Player Mayer. He then put the conversation on hold to conduct some emergency iPhone-ing. Is there an App for that? And in reality it seems that Jennifer is really saying “John who?” and would rather date “nobody famous” than him. Well, this is certainly worth making a big deal about as she was then seen at Heathrow Airport with Orlando Bloom. They share an agent, but do they share saliva? They’ve spent time together before, when they both attended a wedding in Mexico for someone from their Creative Artists Agency. Alas, Orlando was joined in Morocco by his girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, where the supercouple and Jen were attending a party for the Mamounia hotel. I wish Jen and Orlando were dating. Orlando could use the attention, and Jen could use the action.

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We all know that Jennifer Aniston can have any man she wants, well, except one, but I have a hunch she is soooooo over that one. And it can not be a wrong assumption to presume that even she knows she can have any man she wants, so why does it always come out that she is this desperado? Are the rumors true, does she bring it on herself, or are people just being mean? Who knows. Us Weekly seems to think that she just can’t get over Player Mayer in the fast and efficient manner we would all like to see. But as we know, if nothing else, Jennifer Aniston is a creature of habit, so tells us the hairstyle that she has had for about a thousand years. And now, Us Weekly is reporting that she has jumped back into the arms of her on-again-off-again love, musician John Mayer. Says their friend Close Source:

“He’s really got to her, and she’s hooked on him. She just can’t let go.”

Let go Jenny, let go. This is like the romantic equivalent of Groundhog Day. It’s high time she washed that man right out of her albeit unchanging but highly-coveted hair. And if it’s not Player Mayer that she is wanting to crawl back to, Us Weekly is also insinuating that she is trying to make some connections with her ex husband Brad Pitt. The term drinking and dialing was used recently when it was said that she tried to call his cell phone, only to be surprised by his current non-wife but life partner Angelina. After a night of too much Merlot, it seems that Jennifer’s judgement was more than a little clouded and Brad boy got the ol’ ring. But Aniston got the “shock of her life”. Of course Close Source doesn’t know much more than that, but this call may have been pre-empted by news that Pitt and Jolie are not actually living in bliss anyway. Pitt is widely rumoured to be going through problems with Jolie. He was said to summon his ex, Aniston, to his New York hotel suite on a recent trip where he promoted green issues with US President Bill Clinton. Aniston’s representative, however, later denied the report. So who knows what is to become of Jenny’s love life. One thing is for certain, we all do love to talk about it, and though her crush of the day may change, us wanting to dish about it is not subject to change any time soon.

Photo Source: Kevin Perkins, Gaz Shirley

Here we are seeing Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler doing what we’ve known them to do best lately…work. On set of “The Bounty” it seems that their natural chemistry is working well for a rousing game of good guys and bad guys on the set of The Bounty. And this chemistry is so palpable, it’s no surprise that the two have carried their sparks on set to their off set schedules as well. Oh yes, Jennifer and Gerard have become chummy enough while shooting “The Bounty” that she doesn’t mind if he uses her backside as a hand rest. But did the co-stars, who have repeatedly denied hookup rumors, take the touchy-feeliness to demonstrative new heights over dinner Wednesday

“They appeared incredibly affectionate with one another. They were kissing, hugging and leaning in to talk to each other for over two hours! They definitely looked like a couple.”

Or did they? Another version of events has emerged, “Rashomon”-style, and this one has a lot less PDA and a lot more dinner guests. Radar Online says that Jen, 40, and Gerard, 39, were joined by a quartet of friends at a table on an outdoor patio, where a big-eared bystander heard them talking about the paparazzi contingent lying in wait outside. “They enjoyed a friendly dinner with each other,” notes the restaurant’s manager. “Jennifer is so lovely, and she and Gerard were not holding hands and I didn’t think they were a couple, just friends having dinner together.” At the end of the night, the actress and the burly Scottish star exited separately in true Aniston couplehood modus opperandi, with the former hopping into an SUV with her bodyguard and the latter zooming off in his Mercedes. Aniston, who is currently out stumping for her forthcoming romcom, the unimaginatively titled “Love Happens,” reportedly headed home, and, much to the disappointment of the shutterbugs, Butler didn’t follow. This latest outing comes several weeks after Jen and Gerard were supposedly spotted “hand-in-hand” while hanging out at a New York hot spot, a snuggly sighting her spokesman dismissed as fiction. It sounds like the only one that is making any actual sense on all of it is Gerard But Butler, who last year cheekily responded to rumors that he was dating Cameron Diaz by saying, “If I take my dog for a walk, apparently I’m [bleeping] my dog,” insists that he’d be the first to spill if he was dating Aniston.

“If I was. I would say I was.”

Because who wouldn’t, right? Exactly.

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