Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

John Mayer is seen here enjoying the single life while dining out at Katsuya restaurant. But is he really enjoying the single life? Seems like ever since he split from Jennifer Aniston he has been talking out of both sides of his mouth, depending on whoever seems most interested in talking to him. One minute he’s single, the next he’s not. It looks like his most recent dating escapade is with a cocktail waitress, who naturally is also an aspiring actress, who goes by the name of Scheana Marie. Ah yes, this must be true love, we all know how those torrid relationships with the cocktail waitresses work, no? Just ask George Clooney. So my prediction here is that she will take what she can get from him, maybe make a few cleverly networked connections, see her little star rise just a smidge, and then they will be back to being as single as they each were before this “relationship”. You have to wonder what is going through a man’s mind to go from Jennifer Aniston to a waitress. If I were Jennifer, my first thought would be, HAH, I knew I was too good for THAT. But sweet little Scheana it seems is all aglow with the buds of first love, and tells all of her cocktail waitress friends at the Beverly Hills Cigar Club Grand Havana Room. She says they haven’t stepped out publicly yet because they are just “enjoying each other”, but again, my guess is that there is less relationship here and more of the something something and this is precisely why John is keeping her “under wraps” so to speak. Because, unless she’s unable to read…or something….John’s other side of his mouth is telling the world just how single he is. He’s even been a little argumentative with the press over it, saying that if he actually had a girlfriend, he wouldn’t deny her publicly because it might tick her off.

“If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, ‘I don’t have a girlfrifriend’. That’s how you can be sure. I could say, ‘I’m not with anybody.’ That’d be a death wish if you were the woman.”

Well, yes, it would, because that’s kind of rude, and this big proclamation must be major news to all of the OTHER waitresses of Los Angeles. But when one has the nickname of Player Mayer, do we really and truly think that he is being 100% honest with us? I wonder just what Ms. Aniston may have to say about ANY of this….if she is smart, anything more than a big ol’ laugh with a *cough* GOOD RIDDANCE will be a bit of a waste of time.

John Mayer reportedly infuriated ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston by spending hours on the internet after saying he was too busy to see her. Yes yes, this is the case of another breakup caused by Internet addiction. How many times is it for these two now? The ‘Marley and Me’ star reportedly grew increasingly irritated with the amount of time John spent on social networking website Twitter after telling her he was “too busy” to see her. John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say, ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to email you back.’ Jennifer was fuming when she looked at the activity on his page. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates!

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ ”

When Jennifer confronted John about his behavior, he had no choice but to admit he had been avoiding her. An inside source, who MUST be one of John’s followers, added to Britain’s Star magazine: “He didn’t even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So, when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn’t work out. He took the break-up like a man.” You have to wonder how stupid he is. Or lazy. I mean, if you’d rather tweet than take the time to break up with someone, how lazy or selfish do you have to be? Let’s hope the third breakup is the charm for these two, shall we?

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Well there are two thoughts that may cross one’s mind with that headline. The first will be, is it even true? The second will be, probably, but how long will THIS one last. I can’t answer either of those questions for you, but what I can say is that with this one, we still don’t know the why’s behind it. Just last month Jennifer and John Mayer were seen all googly beared with each other at the Academy Awards, so you have to know that something big has gone down if they’ve un-attached themselves from each others hips. Maybe John John just wanted his Oscar invite and then waited a polite amount of obligatory time before he gave her the ol’ see ya, lady. Or perhaps a Dear John letter was in the works and Jennifer just gritted through the Oscars and the Brad/Angelina rumors that milled around it, used him as her shoulder to lean on and…then…waited a polite amount of obligatory time before she started scrawling ‘Dear John,’. But yes, if yesterday you were only able to be guaranteed in life were death and taxes, today you can add a third to the list, death, taxes, and breakup rumors. One rumor floating around, and this is the kind that John likes, is that he did the heaving. After she returned home from her press tour in Europe for Marley and Me, there were apparently some disagreements that led to the end. But her side is saying nothing but ‘she’s happy’. And just this past Saturday she proved that, the same way she did last time, by hanging out with her bestie Courteney Cox and ‘a male friend’ for dinner at the Sunset Tower. Male friend? Is that what we’re calling David now? In the meantime, John is staying under wraps at his in home studio as he records his next album ‘I am SOOOOOO Over Her’. Because we know just why he got the Player Mayer title. He’s infamously noted for his string along with Jessica Simpson with reports on that relationship being that they also broke up several times….twelve, actually. Yes, twelve. (and Jessica wonders why we make fun of her? So what’s the story with the Manistons? Breakup or publicity ploy? I don’t like to think that Jen is a diabolical puppet master who manipulates the media, because if so she really should have done something about the past million Life & Style covers, but what convenient timing that these two are done just as Jen is home from meeting the British press, the gossipiest gossips that ever did goss. If you want to be cynical about it, you could see the whole thing as a big smokescreen to keep reporters from needling her about her lonely life in comparison to the Brangelina Family Jamboree. I don’t want to believe that, but if you do, please, by all means.

Juan Soliz, PacificCoastNews.com

Well if you’ve been wondering what is going on with these two like the rest of the world, then you are in good company, because it seems NOBODY knows, not even John and Jen what they are doing exactly. They aren’t getting married, they aren’t splitting up, but they are doing something kind of in the middle there. And they are calling it an open relationship. Yes, this on again off again thing has gotten boring even for them, so ‘non exclusive but not not seeing each other’ is their new official label. It sounds like Jennifer wants to ‘keep her options open’. Which translates to me to that she knows John won’t commit, so she’ll keep him around until she finds somebody that will. She’s also got a huge bunch of things happening with her career right now, with this that and the other movie coming out, along with all of the promotions for such, and well, just being one of America’s prettiest girls. And because she has just celebrated her 40th birthday, and still one of America’s prettiest girls, keeping one’s options open doesn’t necessarily mean a bad thing. Whether you are swamped with work or not. And so her smarts aren’t letting us down as we once suspected when she decided to renew this Player Mayer thing, as she is the one calling the shots and putting her foot down on this one. There was some talk of moving in together, but Jennifer said ‘No thanks’ and told John that wouldn’t happen unless he made some kind of ‘official long term committment’. Not surprisingly, it wasn’t long after that when John piped up on his MySpace blog that he had just bought a ring for her. And by the sounds of it, the ‘idea’ of marriage for John is more appealing than the marriage actually happening, as he won’t settle down to a timeline of any sorts. So he may want to have his cake and eat it too, but this is a game that she is wising on to. And it’s about time that she did, no?

Justin Campbell, PacificCoastNews

John Mayer is seen here touching down but briefly at New York City’s JFK International Airport after a coast to coast flight from Los Angeles. John is arriving in New York City to support his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston during her recent promo circuit for her latest movie ‘Marley and Me’. And from the sounds of it, John may not have to make these coast to coast as it sounds like Jennifer and John have had their breakup of the month. Or season. Or whatever. And at this point, it is pretty clear that these two simply do not belong together. What happened here? Because it sounds like this is for good. This time. I guess she’s just not that into you, John. Yes, Jennifer will be seeing the release of her next movie ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ just next week, and many are saying she is using her relationship with John Mayer to plug her new movie, but I have to say I don’t think this is the case. Jennifer Aniston is way too cool and has too many smarts in that pretty head of hers to use a romantic thing to plug a movie. No, no, Jennifer’s movies sell all on their own. But her friends say that she is a control freak and doesn’t like his long silences or his uncommunicative spells where she can’t get anything out of him. The couple were last seen vacationing in Mexico, with Jennifer’s BFF’s Courteney Cox and David Arquette, and with John’s two brothers. So maybe something uncomfortable happened when the big happy family tried to vacay together? Hard to say here, because just like Jen, elusive is as elusive does and we won’t hear the dirty deets for awhile. Or it could have been John’s recent You Tube video, where he posted a mock self-empowerment moment referencing Jennifer Aniston’s ex Brad Pitt and making big claims for Brad’s movie ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ and if I were his girlfriend, and Brad was MY ex, I wouldn’t be too thrilled about that either. But this video could very well have been a retaliation to the breakup as well, anyone’s guess is as good as mine I suppose. But like I say, we won’t know the real story for awhile, but lesson learned here for Player Mayer I guess. She’s just not that into you. And if this video was really a breakup retaliation? Wow, so junior high! But you know how it is, when John Mayer suffers, we all suffer. *sigh*

Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com

Jennifer Aniston is very busy these days doing the promotional circuit for her latest comedy ‘Marley and Me’ and has been seen on every talk show both day and night as she jet sets all over the world dishing about her latest film. And though she doesn’t really look like she is about to retire any time soon, Jennifer is doing what many actresses in her shoes do when they begin to reach a maturity in Hollywood that lends themselves more towards ‘mom’ type roles rather than sexy starlet. Unlike other starlets that are launching fragrance lines or clothing labels, Jennifer is considering owning her own restaurant. And this is no new dream of Jennifer’s, in fact, if she hadn’t gone into acting, it’s what she would have done anyway. Jennifer has always wanted to own her own restaurant, and wants to actually open a Greek restaurant if she ever makes the leap. Her father of course is Greek-American, and she loves the idea of opening her own eatery and catering foods that she has grown to love. And if she does, this is something that she would be doing as a means of following in her family’s foot steps.

I always thought it would be fun to own a restaurant. My family is Greek, and many of them own restaurants and coffee shops. I make a mean baklava with my grandmother’s recipe so I thought that could have worked out for me.

Jennifer Aniston making a mean baklava? Wow! There does not seem to be any end to this woman’s many talents, does there? However, don’t expect to be eating Jennifer’s own baklava any time soon. With two films due out in 2009, she’s going to be busy for at least a little while. The long anticipated ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ is due out in theatres next month and will showcase her proficient talent along with her other talented co-stars Ben Affleck, Scarlett Johansson, and Drew Barrymore. And if you ever wondered just what makes Jennifer SO successful? She recently told Cosmopolitan magazine that she chalks it all up to some harsh criticism she received when she was first starting out.

I had a Russian acting coach when I was at the New York High School of Performing Arts who told me I was a disgrace to the Moscow theatre. Ever since then I’ve wanted to prove him wrong. I’ve never really had my eye on the prize, though I’ve just wanted to enjoy the passage of time.

And just how many times do you think that meanie of an acting coach has bragged about the fact that he once taught Jennifer Aniston? Oh I’m sure, but you know what they say, revenge is the best medicine. Or something.