Well, I now know who put the Ugly in Fugly. It’s Jessica Biel. It’s amazing what make-up artists can do for red carpet events! She’s filming her new flick Powder Blue. It’s about how four desperate individuals meet up by chance in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. I guess you couldn’t really look any more desperate than Jessica, or should I say Rose-Johnny, as she’s frantically posting signs on city telephone polls without wearing pants, with big socks, no shoes, and flashing her camouflage undies. She looks like a homeless GI Jane or a hooker @ a truck stop… You choose.

Find out who the celebrity couple is after the jump!

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Biel, 25, arrived in Amsterdam Sunday evening, and she and Timberlake, 26, holed up in The Dylan, a romantic five-star hotel. On Monday, they arrived in Stockholm. That evening, the pair – with a 13-member entourage – ate at Stockholm’s Beirut Café, a Lebanese restaurant. “They seemed like an ordinary couple in love,” owner Elias Karroum tells PEOPLE. “They were very sweet.”

Adds Karroum: “They also tried to smoke a water pipe with apple-flavored tobacco. They said they’d tried it before, but we had to show them how to do it properly.”

OK, did I miss something!? In last week’s interview with the UK’s Daily Mirror, Justin Timberlake admitted he sent his new flame Jessica Biel home from his European tour. Even though they’ve been dating for two months, Justin Timberlake now says that Jessica Biel is just a “very dear friend.” He goes on to say that he hasn’t met the love of his life yet and that inviting Biel on tour was a bad idea. He says:

She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. “This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts.”

Jessica Biel was spotted sporting the after showered and cleaning house look on the set of her new movie in Brentwood, Calif. I love her zebra print slippers. I have the same pair… but in the leopard print!

Justin Timberlake and new love, actress Jessica Biel, were spotted sharing a passionate kiss at Nando’s restaurant in England. The two were joined by producer Timberland, and Manchester United footballer Alan Smith, for an unconventional dinner date. It’s now public that the ‘My Love’ singer and Biel are officially together! Jessica Biel was recently voted fifth hottest woman in the world by men’s magazine, Maxim.

According to the Mirror, a source said:

“Justin’s really into Jess and when he found out she had some free time he asked her to join him on the UK leg of his tour.

“They’re both doing everything they can to keep the relationship low-profile, but when they’re among friends they can hardly keep their hands off each other.”

The couple first hooked up @ the Sundance Film Festival (Jan 07), weeks after he split from girlfriend of four years Cameron Diaz.