Tuukka Jantti,PacificCoastNews.com

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Gaz Shirley, Andrew Shawaf, PacificCoastNews.com

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Johnny Depp has been keeping Vanessa Paradis by his side fro about 10 years now, and as far as he is concerned, this French model and actress extraordinaire may as well already be his wife. He says for all intents and purposes they are already married, but if she ever breathed word of a lifelong commitment, he would jump on that in a heartbeat. And it seems she has, as Vanessa would love to have a wedding are the words exactly. So what is it, she wants a wedding, or she wants a husband? Hmmm. If you care, Life and Style will be providing details of all of Vanessa’s bridely nitty gritties. But I wonder if they are going to make note of the fact that she runs a startling resemblance to the Corpse Bride’s maggot. Don’t ya think? Maybe that’s why Johnny is so hot for her.

Source: Life & Style

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… and that’s being generous. Here’s Johnny Depp’s wife, Vanessa Paradis, performing @ the NRJ Music Awards in France over the weekend. I almost fell asleep watching it. The songs pretty good, but she just walked around the stage lip-synching! It was almost as bad as Brit @ the VMAs. But, she’s super cute! I love her style and the stage was totally trippy. It’s too bad about her zero energy level.