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Juicy Gossip ~Freshly Squeezed ~ What Secret is Scarlett Hiding?

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
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Tuukka Jantti,PacificCoastNews.com

The GQ Men of the Year Have Been Announced ~ Bitten and Bound

Scarlett Johansson Dishes Some Dirt with Allure ~ Hollywire

A Look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter ~ Hot Momma Gossip

Juicy Gossip ~Freshly Squeezed ~ Travis Barker Clears Up Some Rumors

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Josephine Santos, Pacificcoastnews

Travis Barker Posts Pics of Hospital Stay and Squelches any Shannah Rumors Floating Around ~ Bitten and Bound

Johnny Depp Takes the Sexiest Man Alive Title from Cosmopolitan Magazine. What?? ~ Holllywire

Forty-Something Carol Alt Struts her Stuff by Posing for Playboy ~ Hot Momma Gossip

Juicy Gossip ~Freshly Squeezed ~ People Are Actually Surprised that Clay Aiken is Gay. Huh.

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Gaz Shirley, Andrew Shawaf, PacificCoastNews.com

Janet Jackson and Boyfriend Jermaine Dupri – Fashion Hit or Miss? ~ Bitten and Bound

Johnny Depp Rises From the Ashes for Disney ~ Hot Momma Gossip

American Idol Fans Discuss the Gay Clay ‘Situation’ ~ Hollywire

Vanessa Paradis the Mrs. Depp To Be??

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Johnny Depp has been keeping Vanessa Paradis by his side fro about 10 years now, and as far as he is concerned, this French model and actress extraordinaire may as well already be his wife. He says for all intents and purposes they are already married, but if she ever breathed word of a lifelong commitment, he would jump on that in a heartbeat. And it seems she has, as Vanessa would love to have a wedding are the words exactly. So what is it, she wants a wedding, or she wants a husband? Hmmm. If you care, Life and Style will be providing details of all of Vanessa’s bridely nitty gritties. But I wonder if they are going to make note of the fact that she runs a startling resemblance to the Corpse Bride’s maggot. Don’t ya think? Maybe that’s why Johnny is so hot for her.

Source: Life & Style

The Loves of Johnny Depp’s Link

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008


The Loves of Johnny Depp’s Life Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hayden Panettiere Dropped the Soap Egotastic!
Petra Nemcova’s Topless for Rampage Jeans Bitten & Bound
Fergie is Pregnant! I don’t like you in that way
Denise Richards Gets Her Own Reality TV Show Pop on the Pop
Miley Cyrus is Proud of Jamie-Lynn Spears Evil Beet
Heidi Klum Does Will Ferrell in Swimsuit Issue Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo & Natalie Portman Cover W Mag Webster’s is My Bitch
Barron Hilton Busted for DUI Right Celebrity
Adrianne Curry Nude Lesbo Shoot Fatback and Collards
Nicky Hilton has Skinny Thighs The Skinny Website

Vanessa Paradis’ Performance Stinks!

Monday, January 28th, 2008

… and that’s being generous. Here’s Johnny Depp’s wife, Vanessa Paradis, performing @ the NRJ Music Awards in France over the weekend. I almost fell asleep watching it. The songs pretty good, but she just walked around the stage lip-synching! It was almost as bad as Brit @ the VMAs. But, she’s super cute! I love her style and the stage was totally trippy. It’s too bad about her zero energy level.

Johnny Depp Becomes a Mass Murderer

Thursday, November 15th, 2007


Fans of Johnny Depp and a good gore movie will be excited to hear about his latest work. While Depp is most recently famous for his role as the endearing pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, he is now going to the dark side in his latest film where he plays the dark and demonic barber Sweeney Todd. From the director of Edward Scissorhands, Tim Burton, comes this film which is about a man, Sweeney Todd, how has recently returned to London from prison in Australia. He finds out from Mrs. Lovett, the renowned worst pie maker in London, that his wife has been raped while he was away. To get revenge on the rapist, and to also help Mrs. Lovett out with her pies, he turns into a mass murderer using the entrails of his handy work for Mrs. Lovett’s pies. Sounds YUMMY! The film is an adaptation of the hit musical, and is done almost entirely in song. But, it did not take much to create the visual effects for Depp’s role with his pale face, sunken eyes and his mass of raven colored hair. And the man can sing at that! The film is titled Sweeney Todd, and if you’re looking for some good gore and some genuine Depp ‘depth’, keep an eye out for it.

Source: Daily Mail

Johnny Depp Wants YOU

Friday, September 7th, 2007

Well wouldn’t we all like to think so. Because I have to say, some celebrities just don’t age well, and while not everyone can be George Clooney, there are noted celebs that just don’t pass the trials of time well at all. Thank GOODNESS Johnny Depp isn’t one of those. Here he is at the Venice Film Festival on Wednesday looking yummy as ever. I think it’s his sexy rumpled hair and that unshaven bad boy thing that just works so well for him. And there are some, I won’t mention but we ALL know the grease pits of Hollywood, that just can’t pull this off the same way. Tape this on your mirror and tell him every morning, you want me, you know you do.