Oh yes, Spring collections are being released now as we speak!!!! Here’s Kate Moss sporting a totally fabulous & posh Hermès Birkin Bag that’s PERFECT for the Spring in London, UK. She’s leaving the pub/restaurant in Primrose Hills with her musician BF Jamie Hince, who’s definitely an upgrade in the hygiene department from ex-BF Pete Doherty. Rumour has it that this supermodel has changed her diet in the hopes of improving her fertility. It seems like mommyitis has struck on the other side of the pond, too.

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Kate Moss just can’t seem to cut a break when it comes to her work. Just recently she shot a campaign for Rimmel’s ‘Magnif’ eyes mascara for both print and TV. This product is said to give 70% more lift than the leading brand. Seems a few viewers filed some complaints after the ads aired that Moss is sporting fake eyelashes and the ads were misleading. After an extensive investigation, the ASA (Advertising Standards Authority) have banned the ads due to Rimmel’s inability to prove that Moss was in fact NOT wearing fake eyelashes. Rimmel had admitted to retouching the shots *shock* which only added fuel to the claim that the ads were overall misleading and needed to be removed, or edited with disclaimers saying post production techniques had been used. Is anyone else shocked? I think what is more surprising to me is that MORE companies aren’t going through the same ordeal. But, does anyone REALLY think that the model visions we see promoting beauty products haven’t been retouched?

This past weekend Kate Moss let the catfight out of the bag with Sienna Miller. She’s had it up to her Chanel earrings with Sienna’s **whatever it is** with Rhys Ifans. And that’s not all. The two and many of their mutual friends were celebrating at the wedding of Rose Ferguson and artist Jake Chapman this weekend and after a few of the sippy toasts, Kate Moss made it known that she’s a little peeved with some of Sienna’s antics of late. She started off by ripping into Sienna, essentially calling her a style thief or copycat or something and isn’t happy that Sienna is trying to steal ‘her look’. And she’s not all that happy with the amount of time that Rhys and Sienna have been spending together. Later on, she fought with Rhys on the phone about it when she and some pals went to another champagned party and intentionally left Sienna, but not Rhys off the invite list. I think the word screaming was actually used for that one. Gal pal Sadie Frost intervened asking all parties to call a truce if for the evening alone. Whatever is going on there, I have no clue. But Rhys is a longtime friend of Kate’s and she is NOT happy with Sienna mooching in on the little circle of friends. So if Rhys and Sienna continue this little *thing* that they are, then we can probably expect to hear more of catfighting Kate in the future.

Oh good lord. I mean, I have to say I am so thrilled that my most recent meal has been almost completely digested by now or we would have a problem. Kate Moss has somehow, someway, been convinced to go running back into greasy Pete Doherty’s arms. I wonder if he drugged her or something. Guess she finally got to talking to him when on her girl vacay in Spain. You know, the one where she was supposed to be using to take her mind off of him? Once that can of worms got opened, a flood unleashed. All of her people, family included, are just horrified. Well, aren’t we all. They have been reuniting at Claridge’s for a few days now while he sorts out those pesky crack and heroin charges. And while they have been good at doing the back and forth thing solo to avoid talk, the cat is out of the bag now. She’s even said that she would move to a deserted island with him so everyone would leave them alone about it. Well, you know, that may be the first smart thing she’s said in a while, cuz it’s not that bad an idea. Until that happens, I am waiting for the report that she’s living off the crack pipe as well. That would be the only logical explanation I can accept for any of this.

So the poor Kate Moss is out in Marbella hanging out with her chums Kelly Osbourne, Davinia Taylor, Holly Davidson, and Rose Ferguson. This weekend you can add Sadie Frost, Kate’s best gal pal to the flock. Sadie is a little worried about Kate. She’s had daily phone calls with her and is cancelling time with her kids to go and check on her. Guess Kate is letting loose a bit and is reported to have more than a few tears in her many drinks of choice. Drinking a lot and crying more, and saying his name over and over (probably with a few other words)….well, isn’t that what breakups are made of? So she’s a little manic, we all get like that after we catch our fiance’s cheating on us don’t we? What I don’t understand is why noone has told the girl (publicly) that the Greasy Pete isn’t worth an ounce of any of that. Sure, put away the tear filled beer honey and break out the champs. We are ALL celebrating FOR you!

Kate Moss is mortified. Well, I mean besides the fact that she became enfianced to a complete crack smoking cheating grease pig, she has other problems. Oops! Misplaced a few sex tapes! I guess there was a total of 8 (eesh, trying to keep my last meal where it belongs) and 2 are floating out there ‘somewhere’. She’s worried he is going to sell them or something. Good god, who is going to WATCH those? Someone pay me to stay as far away from them as possible. Please, Kate Moss or no, the thought of McNasty Doherty with less clothes on than I am normally required to see him in just makes my cookies toss. Oh and how does one just lose sex tapes I ask? Kinda something I’d be keeping an eye on if it was me (praise heaven it’s not). Give your head a shake girl. You SHOULD be embarrassed!

Wow! Is it just me or does he keep getting more and more sexy! rOoar too hot for me… Pete CRACK smoking, pill popping, needle injecting Doherty plead guilty once again to drug related charges.

Shortly beforehand, Ms Lachhar [the judge] had issued a warrant for his arrest. “This is a court of law,” the judge said. “He should have been here at 9.30am, and he isn’t. I am giving a warrant with no bail.”

When the hearing eventually started, a seemingly emotional Doherty wept when he was told he could face a jail sentence and struggled to give his new address, eventually doing so through his lawyer.

He pleaded guilty to charges of possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine - “quite a selection” of drugs, the judge said - and to two driving offences. He also admitted an extra charge of failing to appear in court without reasonable excuse.

He does Special K, too? What doesn’t this Jack of all trades dabble in!? By the looks of things, he also like Jazz music… this could be a good thing, it might distract him from his drug habit. Pete’s spotted leaving the Jazz After Dark Club. He’ll need a place to crash for the night though since Kate Moss’ changed the locks on him. Anyone have a free couch?