Kate Moss is mortified. Well, I mean besides the fact that she became enfianced to a complete crack smoking cheating grease pig, she has other problems. Oops! Misplaced a few sex tapes! I guess there was a total of 8 (eesh, trying to keep my last meal where it belongs) and 2 are floating out there ‘somewhere’. She’s worried he is going to sell them or something. Good god, who is going to WATCH those? Someone pay me to stay as far away from them as possible. Please, Kate Moss or no, the thought of McNasty Doherty with less clothes on than I am normally required to see him in just makes my cookies toss. Oh and how does one just lose sex tapes I ask? Kinda something I’d be keeping an eye on if it was me (praise heaven it’s not). Give your head a shake girl. You SHOULD be embarrassed!

Wow! Is it just me or does he keep getting more and more sexy! rOoar too hot for me… Pete CRACK smoking, pill popping, needle injecting Doherty plead guilty once again to drug related charges.

Shortly beforehand, Ms Lachhar [the judge] had issued a warrant for his arrest. “This is a court of law,” the judge said. “He should have been here at 9.30am, and he isn’t. I am giving a warrant with no bail.”

When the hearing eventually started, a seemingly emotional Doherty wept when he was told he could face a jail sentence and struggled to give his new address, eventually doing so through his lawyer.

He pleaded guilty to charges of possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine – “quite a selection” of drugs, the judge said – and to two driving offences. He also admitted an extra charge of failing to appear in court without reasonable excuse.

He does Special K, too? What doesn’t this Jack of all trades dabble in!? By the looks of things, he also like Jazz music… this could be a good thing, it might distract him from his drug habit. Pete’s spotted leaving the Jazz After Dark Club. He’ll need a place to crash for the night though since Kate Moss’ changed the locks on him. Anyone have a free couch?

Poor, poor skinny girl.  Kate Moss is sad and has been crying all weekend. Here are some pics of Pete with girls we will call “Not Kate Moss”. So what is a supermodel to do when her boyfriend, sorry, FIANCE cheats on her? You know, just ask a few friends to throw a fashion show for her to superstar in Paris? Oh, ok! Nice! Well, that she did but only to show the world (aka Pete Doherty) that she didn’t give a big rat cluck about what a big meanie he was for cheating on her with all of those other models.

I am in awe of this, mostly wondering a.) how many rocks do these girls have in their heads, as clearly, SOMETHING must be impeding their vision, and b.) how many does Kate have knocking around in hers for all of the crying and ‘wailing’ (yes, that’s been quoted) all weekend over this LOSER.

Last Sunday night, I had a revelation that was both shocking and, let’s face it, inevitable. There I was, listening to a concert at the Royal Festival Hall, and a few rows in front of me was someone I could have sworn was Kate Moss. But I kept craning my neck to look at her, thinking: no, it can’t be.

The giveaway in the end was that she was sitting next to her lover Pete Doherty and was whispering in his ear. Yet, other than that, the tired-looking woman with brassy, over-dyed hair who was wearing a cheap, nasty vest (one of her own designs, perhaps?) bore no resemblance to the Kate Moss in the latest Topshop advertising campaign, or the latest Belstaff campaign, or the latest Dior campaign, or on the giant billboard outside the Burberry store in Knightsbridge. ~ The Daily Mail

Kate Moss and boyfriend Pete Doherty continue their hard partying ways at a bash at the legendary Soho jazz club Ronnie Scotts in London. The model has come in for criticism as her party lifestyle takes its toll on her once unrivalled looks. Well, atleast she isn’t alone… Pete’s looking pretty shabby, too. But, he always looks this way!

Lily Allen’s “Lily Loves” fashion line hit stores today – but, minus the hype and customers that surrounded the Kate Moss launch. A handful of shoppers were outnumbered by media outside New Look’s flagship Oxford Street store before the 10am opening. But the high street chain insisted it had not expected a “scrum” of fans because the pop star’s designs debut in 312 stores today.

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“What the public want to buy into is a little of the magic and allure that is Kate Moss’s individual style. That is exactly what she is giving them,” said Hilary Alexander, the Telegraph.

Topshop has ordered huge quantities of the clothes in anticipation of high customer demand. But for those reluctant to join the nationwide scrum, have headed online to ebay where dozens of items from Moss’s new range were on sale, including a pansy print dress which had attracted 21 bids of up to $220, more than twice its retail price.

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