The long anticipated Kate Moss for Topshop line premiere debuts tonight in the UK. New York will have to wait until May 8th for the Barney’s New York bash. Lily Allen won’t be on the guest list. The Brit rap singer has already snubbed Kate’s line that hits stores just one week before Lily’s “Love” range for “New Look.”

“I’ve seen a couple of pieces – they look cool. Would I wear them? Me, personally? I don’t think I’d fit in them. All my dresses are super-girly but that doesn’t mean you have to be a size zero. The more curves the better! Fashion is for everyone, not just a load of super-skinny models.” Allen boasts.

YES, it’s true… Babyshambles frontman, Pete Doherty is set to miss his fiancée Kate Moss’ unveiling of her new fashion collection (May 1st @ Topshop’s flagship store in London’s Oxford Street) because he will be having surgery. No, it’s not buttocks implants, he’s set to have a new implant fitted to help him quit drugs.

The implant, a pellet containing naltrexone, will be inserted just under the skin of Pete’s stomach. A good friend of Pete’s said: “Pete hopes this new implant will help him quit for good.” The 28-year-old rocker has battled his dependency to heroin and cocaine for many years, and hopes this will be the end of it!

A source revealed that Pete won’t be alone for today’s surgery at the Midlands clinic since the couple’s cat Dinger (slang for syringe) just had kittens and he’s been taking them everywhere with him!

Scabby nostrils, pores the size of dinner plates and dirty teeth…

A pale, pasty complexion and seeping wound

Open holes/scabs on backs of hands over veins (heroin habit!)

Grubby nicotine stained fingers and a hint of paranoia!

WHO COULD THIS BE!?! Btw, look @ the rock on Kate Moss’ ring finger!

She showed it off while heading over to the gig her fiancee was playing at the Hackney Empire last night. Really!?… what does she see in him!? Aha! I think I figured it out. It must be that the rock star lifestyle is sOo GLAMOROUS!?

Who is that mystery man carrying supermodel Kate Moss in his arms? hmm…. let’s see if I can guess!? Is it Zorro, the hamburgler, or maybe…. Pete Doherty? Yep, it’s the lead singer of UK group the Babyshambles. What a gentleman! According to Page Six, Kate Moss hurt her ankle and Pete carried her around the city. But, the real question is if he’s following the latest fad of celebs peeing their pants (i.e., Fergie, Carmen Electra, etc.) need I say more!?!

Btw, Kate: I love your boots! They’re sOo cute.