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Katie Price Says Big Boobs are Out of Style

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
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Here is Katie Price enjoying a little family time as she and her family stop to have some lunch at the Ivy. Amazing how she always gets caught in these stunning poses, isn’t it? But for a girl that enjoys the spotlight so much, Katie Price is toning down a little bit, and even says about her now famous money makers that big boobs are officially ‘out of fashion’. Well, I guess if Katie says so, it must be true, right? She thinks she’s proved this by undergoing yet another breast surgery, but this time to take them down a notch. She’s gone from a 32G to a 32 D cup. Yep, a 32 D CUP because big boobs aren’t in style anymore. Poor girl, how will anyone notice her now that she has next to nothing up there? Yet she still denies she’s not addicted to her plastic docs, she says her changes are ‘subtle’ and keeps using her famous line, I’d rather have a designer body than a designer outfit. Oh well, lucky girl. But I am curious what changes she thinks are subtle. Because going to a 32 G cup to start off with is well….not. And a 32 D cup as well is about as subtle as a Mac Truck in a mini village. And I mean, subtle changes people don’t really talk about that much, you know, so that not much attention is drawn. However, this seems to be a topic she just can’t shut up about.

Source: The Times

Jordan and Peter Hittin’ the Sheets!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Katie Price and her devoted hubby have been keeping their fans happy with their reality show Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter. But they’ve been coming under some hot and heavy, emphasis on both hot and heavy, criticism for some of the lewdness that has been cropping up on prime time TV. The reality show is not afraid to ‘show all’ and includes stimulating sex scenes as well as having inappropriate sex convos in front of their three young kids who are 6, 2, and nine months old. Their parenting styles are under hot criticism as a result, but Katie doesn’t seem too bothered by it. She says they get ‘carried away’ and forget the cameras are around, so basically, what can you do, right? Well, it would be difficult for ME to completely ignore an entire camera crew in my HOME, particularly if I’m um….occupied. However, we are talking about Katie Price. Maybe she’s just used to cameras rollin’ when she’s doing the nasty. Why is anyone shocked here??

Source: The G-Spot

Katie Price Strips Down With her Fans!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008



We’ve been referring to her as Katie as of late, because she’s really been keying into the mommy of 3 babies role very well. Until now. Katie’s alter ego Jordan made a comeback the other day when she promoted her new lingerie range fro George at Asda in London at The Worx the other day. Katie’s big coo this time in terms of publicity was having some of her fans from her fan club join her in the shoot, she wanted to ensure that ‘everyday women’ were modeling the lingerie. The push being of course for ‘everyday women’ to buy the product. Great idea from a marketing standpoint, but you have to know there was some inner motivation on Jordan’s part here. While Katie definitely look provocative, and even great, for a mommy of 3 babies in her own lingerie, she still has some obvious mommy handles going. So it is not surprising to me that the women she chose, well, most of them, did not ‘underrank’ her in the size department. What DOES surprise me though is that Katie Price has a fan club. A fan club of women that would actually make a public photo announcing they are members. Yes. The world works in mysterious ways folks.

Source: The Daily Mail

Katie Doesn’t Waste Time Getting Cozy!

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008



Katie Price has been back to her usual nights of partying, but she is playing it a little more practical now that she is a mother of three very young children. Recently she partied hearty at David Gest’s 55th birthday bash at London’s Royal Garden Hotel and arrived in a slinky silver cocktail dress with some shiny peep-toed heels. But by night’s end, enough was enough for Katie and she wanted to arrive at home in full-on crash mode. She prepared for this by simply slipping out of aforementioned slinky dress into a set of flannel pink PJ’s that she had waiting for her in the car. Kinda cute, and kinda weird at the same time. I mean if that was me, stopping to giggle and smile for the camera that is um, IN MY FACE, would be the last of my priorities. But that’s Katie for you. And if you haven’t caught enough of her candid moments here (or in any of her three novellas on her life), keep an eye out for her new reality show: Kate and Peter: The Next Chapter, appearing on ITV2 later his month.

C is for Cookie…

Thursday, February 28th, 2008



…that’s good enough for me! Here’s Katie Price looking like the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street while out for her hubbie Peter Andre’s 35th birthday. I wonder who else was invited to his b-day partary? Big bird, Oscar the Grouch, and Elmo? What happened to Jordan!? I just can’t believe it.

Katie Price On New Boobs, Old Boobs and MORE!

Friday, February 15th, 2008


Katie Price recently visited GMTV to fill everyone, and all of America, in on what she’s been up to lately. I guess she thinks the world cares about her everdays, but if you were wondering, she HAS been a busy girl. Fans of Katie can expect a third book sometime soon, on the story of her life. Yes, that would make count them, THREE autobiographies from ONE person. Does she really think we find her that fascinating? This one however she promises will be more of the bad stuff, you know, cancer, miscarriages, meningitis, and all the bad times at the Price household. On GMTV, she also talked about being hounded by the press. She wants people to remember she’s human. Hey, here’s a thought, maybe if she wasn’t so full of plastic people would get she had a human side. She also talked about her most recent surgery, the reduction of course. She didn’t want to go into too much detail however, knowing that it may bore people. So she IS cluing in! And of course, because it was somewhat botched, she will have to have the girls redone, again, at some point. But if you miss her old boobs, don’t worry, you may see them again. She’s got them locked up in a safe. Yes, a safe. Why? Because she wants to sell them on the Internet one day. But she won’t settle for less than a million. (that sound IS in fact me laughing hysterically) Her mentality behind the numerous surgeries is, hey, instead of spending money on designer clothes, she’d rather spend it on a designer body. Hm. That’s true. And it does make sense. But I have to note, that new Gucci bag she’s toting is REALLY pretty!

Source: My Park Magazine

Katie Price: Superslut to the Rescue!

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

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Sworn to protect the public from evil, Superslut has taken a vow to pose every 10 seconds, expose her nipples and smile uncontrollably. What happened to Jordan??? You know, the woman on the book cover! My hero. Now, it’s a boring, freaky Phoebe Price wanna-be. Oh, how tragic. Only a few weeks ago I read about how Katie Price was upset with her appearance and thought that she was ugly. Well, keep up the plastic surgery/alterations and you will be! It’s amazing how self-destructive beauty can b. Here she is promoting her new book “Jordan, Pushed to the Limit”. Shouldn’t it be Jordan, Pulled to the Limit? It looks like she’s aged so much with all the plastic surgery. I hardly recognize her!

Katie Price Has a New Tattoo

Thursday, January 24th, 2008


To add to her list of cosmetic revamps, Katie Price, aka Jordan, has had a tattoo placed on the back of her neck. The tattoo is said to be something to honor her kiddos, but she hasn’t said much more than that on the meaning of the symbolic tattoo. Katie and her hubby Peter Andre are filming a new reality TV show and her new body art was noticed as the pair worked their way through Brisbane airport. The couple also gave the press a rare glimpse of the seven month old Princess Tiaamii, the newest little addition to the family. So perhaps our Katie is taking a stroll on the calmer side of life and focusing on hubby and family, as we haven’t seen too much of her wild party days recently. The tattoo however does indicate that there is still a little bit of a wild child in that girl. You just never know what she will do next as anything goes with this girl.