Sworn to protect the public from evil, Superslut has taken a vow to pose every 10 seconds, expose her nipples and smile uncontrollably. What happened to Jordan??? You know, the woman on the book cover! My hero. Now, it’s a boring, freaky Phoebe Price wanna-be. Oh, how tragic. Only a few weeks ago I read about how Katie Price was upset with her appearance and thought that she was ugly. Well, keep up the plastic surgery/alterations and you will be! It’s amazing how self-destructive beauty can b. Here she is promoting her new book “Jordan, Pushed to the Limit”. Shouldn’t it be Jordan, Pulled to the Limit? It looks like she’s aged so much with all the plastic surgery. I hardly recognize her!

To add to her list of cosmetic revamps, Katie Price, aka Jordan, has had a tattoo placed on the back of her neck. The tattoo is said to be something to honor her kiddos, but she hasn’t said much more than that on the meaning of the symbolic tattoo. Katie and her hubby Peter Andre are filming a new reality TV show and her new body art was noticed as the pair worked their way through Brisbane airport. The couple also gave the press a rare glimpse of the seven month old Princess Tiaamii, the newest little addition to the family. So perhaps our Katie is taking a stroll on the calmer side of life and focusing on hubby and family, as we haven’t seen too much of her wild party days recently. The tattoo however does indicate that there is still a little bit of a wild child in that girl. You just never know what she will do next as anything goes with this girl.

Our girl Katie Price, a.k.a Jordan, has definitely been known to wade a little more on the shallow side of the pool. Her blonde big boobed bombshell days are over though apparently. Here she is with her little one and some chums with a whole new look. So new, I almost wouldn’t have recognized her. She’s gone to a more serious shade of hair and there is a noticeable decrease in size as well. She’s been saying for a while now that a breast reduction was in the works once she recovered from the birth of her last child, and she’s made good on that, and not been afraid to talk about it. She had a trip to L.A. shortly before Christmas and while she was there she also had some nose work done and some collagen injections. Why the heck not, huh? In Hollywood, plastic surgery must be kind of like an impulse buy when you are at the supermarket, isn’t it? You go in for one thing, and end up just getting a wack of stuff done. But I have to say, she looks a lot better. Now maybe if she just doesn’t open her mouth, people actually WILL take her seriously. Her she is pictured above with her new baby girl Princess Tiaamii and hubby Peter Andre.

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Well I am not too sure what Jordan, aka Katie Price, is supposed to be here for Halloween, maybe some kind of sleazy beat street cop or something? Hard to say. From the waist up it almost looks like Jordan is dressed fairly decently for the first time in well, I can’t really remember when. But she seemed to forget that when you are wearing a skirt the size of a handkerchief, that perhaps panties in fluorescent shades may not be the best option for you. When out enjoying some Halloween festivities, Jordan was caught with her skirt up to put it one way but she doesn’t seem to notice, or care. There’s that too much information alarm going again….

There is nothing like a lifetime of hard work, family bonding, and achievements to reflect back on when your number has been called. Katie Price, AKA Jordan, is already looking ahead to this moment and has already decided what she wants on her gravestone at the end of her days. She’s like her gravestone to read “She had perfect tits!”. Yes, it’s true. This is one of those things that makes you go, is she for real? But you know, she probably is. Because people that shallow really don’t quite get why the things they do seem abnormal to anyone else. It’s a good thing her hubby Pete Andre on the other hand has more sense. He’s like his to say “Happy, loving, Pete”. Guess we know who got the brains in that family.

That’s right, guess with a brand new baby and a toddler on the go she just needs something ELSE to fill up her time. So Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has just launched a new line of hair care products called what else but Jordan Haircare. You know, the concept is supposed to say buy this hair dryer with a stiletto boot on it and you will have hair as fabulous as me. Oh, and it’s pink, and so am I, so you are even closer to looking as awesome as I do every day. Since we are all well aware that she has a team of stylists that helps her out before she even steps in front of the camera, Jordan Haircare is probably one of those celebrity endorsements that I will give the bye, I just really don’t see the point.