In the most recent edition of OK! Magazine UK, you can catch a full spread of Jordan, aka Katie Price, playing Mommy Superstar in a ‘candid’ photo shoot and interview with her two year old son, Junior. You can catch the full read on Jordan and Junior here. Yes, he’s cute, yes she looks perfectly ‘naturally’ casual for just another day at home with her baby, but wait? Is something not missing from this picture? Where is Jordan’s most recent addition to the family, Princess Tiáamii? Maybe she was too busy at the tanning booth and having her makeup done to ensure he was included in the little family photo op. Or maybe she was too busy boob shopping. It seems she is going to be giving her hubby Peter new boobs for Christmas. Uh, is it me or is it weird that SHE will be the recipient of HIS Christmas gift. But yes, she told Reveal UK that after 3 kids, her boobs are showing the wear and tear and she wants to decrease in size and perk them up a bit. And she doesn’t really want that fake American boob job thing going. No, no, we wouldn’t want her to look any LESS natural than she does already either.

Wow… Katie Price’s rep is totally changed! Out with the raunchy old “Jordan” image and in with the housewife goody-goody one. err, ya. Did I miss something? Well, it looks like she’s lost all her pregnancy weight and her inhibitions, but then again she never had any to start off with! Ya, that’s the exact pose you’ll see me in with my BF while being snapped by the paps. Just to make sure they’re getting her good side, she makes sure they’re snapping @ the right time while she holds the pose. Classy, Jordan, real classy… keep up the good work! The two were spotted leaving Movida Nightclub in London last Thursday.

Or, at least the new face of Stunning. Here is Katie Price, aka Jordan, launching her new fragrance on August 20 at Kensington Roof Gardens in London. The fragrance has just hit the stores and is said to be very feminine with a sweet floral scent. Katie launched her scent wearing a ballgown that *oops* probably should have been fitted once or twice before the launch. But these are the kinds of uh, issues, that new moms tend to deal with. But yes, celebs have the advantage that most new moms don’t, the luxury of being styled to the max before stepping in front of a camera. However, even so, she still looks decent and it is nice to see her doing something productive with her time.

Nice! So just because people aren’t talking about her enough apparently, Jordan, AKA Katie Price, is telling all about her and hubby Peter Andre’s life behind closed doors. And really, trust me, you don’t want to know. They do a little role-playing here and there to spice things up. And she would even, kid you not, poop in front of him in order to turn him on. In fact, she WON’T do this UNLESS it was sexually involved. That noise is my head spinning like that rabbit that just got hit with an anvil. WHAT? Seriously, I don’t even remotely get that, and believe me when I beg you not to explain it to me. Oh speaking of remotes. She is also not shy in mentioning that his you know what is the size of a Sky + remote channel. She WILL clarify saying it’s the one (remote) with the grey bits on it, not the ‘standard’ remote. Oh ok, THAT makes the difference! It is between she and he as to how they figured that one out, but I gotta tell ya, not impressed here. Someone hit the too much information buzzer please…..

In celebrity land, wanting to look young and feel great is one thing, ACTUALLY looking young and feeling great is another. Particularly when you are approaching the big 3-0 and have 3 little ones in tow. And even more so when the youngest of those 3 is not quite two months old. It’s ok to stay home for a quiet night once in a while, and in this case, perhaps better if you do it more often than not. But here she is on the town for the second night this week. This time it was with gal pals Michelle Heaton and Danielle Lloyd who, by the end of the evening were being supportive chums in the literal sense. Quite a few London hotspots were hit before Jordan finally called it a night around the 4:30 A.M. mark. Jordan says she is making up for lost time since she hasn’t been out in 18 months. But perhaps someone should let her know that lost time doesn’t need to be made up around the clock.

Here is Jordan enjoying a night away from the hub and the kids. I don’t care what anyone says. Anyone that looks this good 5 weeks after giving birth AND feels up to a night out gets some serious points from me. Her night out came just a little over a month after the birth of her Princess Tiaamii and she certainly made the most of it. Highlights of the evening included a run-in with an old flame, Gareth Gates, who reportedly lost his virginity to her. Awkward moment then a quick bolt while she continued partying. She wants to add more kids to her current clan of 3 – ages 5 wks, 2, and 4. But don’t be surprised if her boobs look a little different come December. That’s first on her list. Let’s hope the next one is a boy, otherwise her next she-baby will be donned the name of Twinkle.